"Will you step into my vault?" said the joye to the JayIsGames readers. And there she stopped, because the idea of attempting to parody the entire poem was the scariest thing she'd heard of this Halloween season. Nothing else could compare. Certainly not these three games. Nope. No disturbing underbelly to any of THESE games. Just pure, innocent Tuesday goodness.

This week on Link Dump Friday we take a look at some of our friends from the animal kingdom. From mummified birds to pirate parrots to fish whose only desire is to submerge themselves in gooey pink fluid, we've got a fresh batch of video games that showcase animals doing what animals do best; being complete weirdos.

This week from the Vault we revisit a few games that excel in the area of artistic expression. Flash and other browser-based games have truly emerged as an art-form unto themselves, and it's a pleasure to be able to share some of our favorites that embody the creativity, heart and soul of developers who create browser-based casual gameplay.

This week on Link Dump Friday, delve deep into caves for money and love, solve a series of ridiculously difficult puzzles, take on an ever-changing boss, and more! It's one of the most varied installments in your favourite Friday JiG feature to date, with platforming, point-and-clicks, puzzles, action, and even art.

This week from The Vault, we bring you a selection of games bearing the most important quality you can hope for; weirdness. From a girl whose head decides to float away, to a peasant who doesn't smell like he should, and more, we've got all the strangeness (and all the fun) to make your week right, and all straight from The Vault!

This week on Link Dump Friday; zen poetry, life-or-death dwarven platforming, an Amiga in distress, and more ragdolls than you can shake your whatever at. It's a veritable smorgasboard of internet delight, and it's all for you!

The 2010 Interactive Fiction Competition is here! Yes, the competition that brought us such interactive fiction classics as Violet, Lost Pig, Floatpoint, and Slouching Towards Bedlam is back with 26 new games, 23 of which can be played in the comfort of your browser. Voting will end November 15, 2010, so get your votes in now if you want to help choose the next winner!

It's Tuesday, so it's time for another installment of The Vault, your guide to some of the brightest gems we've showcased in the past. This week, we feature games from three different popular genres with a spacey-type theme that fans shouldn't miss; arcade, escape, and puzzle.

This week on Link Dump Friday; artsy whales, pandas and cavemen, historical romance, and a survival guide for public facilities. We've got you covered in every emergency! You'd be surprised how many people don't know how to pilot an airship, but the next time you're bombarded by pirates, you'll be ready for them!

It's the inaugural edition of The Vault, a brand new weekly feature designed to highlight some of the best games we've come across in the history of JayisGames. This week we bring you one of the best (and craziest) launch titles the internet has ever known, a surprisingly emotional point-and-click puzzle about an asylum full of toys, and one of the most beautiful puzzles you'll ever come across.

This week on Link Dump Friday, we submit to you a variety of cute titles for you to coo over, and one absolutely, ridiculously cheesy-scary horror escape game designed to make you spill coffee all over yourself. We do this because we love you. You'll thank us one day.

We are pleased to announce the next Casual Gameplay Design Competition! For CGDC #9 we are teaming up with our friends at Electronic Arts' EA2D studio and asking that you design a game around this theme: FRIENDS. You may use any browser-based technology platform you are comfortable with (Flash, Unity, Javascript/HTML5, etc.)! Please read the official competition announcement for all the rules and details.

What do you need this week? We've got you covered, whatever it is!... as long as it's a naked king, bodily trauma, devils, rubber duckies, or robots. We figured that covered all possible bases.

This week on Link Dump Friday, we take you into a journey of your deepest, darkest subconscious!... or maybe an evil labyrinth. Or perhaps into the sky!... Or maybe just your front porch. Platforming, puzzling, twitch-gaming and ornithology abounds!

This week on Link Dump Friday; airstrikes, Santa Claus, little blue critter thingies, dragons, and... fish! Well, we wanted to make sure you got your brainfood somehow. We worry, you know!

This week on Link Dump Friday; games of reflexes, puzzles, and arcade action! We all live on a love trampoline... in space... with the tooth fairy... and MC Hammer... and a cyborg bird... and a t-rex on a treadmill. I don't know about you, but that was actually my aspiration when I was five years old.

Wakey-wakey, true believers. The weekend is almost here, and we have just what you need to make your Friday a little more tolerable. This week on your Link Dump Friday; kitty-cats, bmx'ing in Victorian England, repeated bugicide, and two scoops of art-house awesome.

This week on Link Dump Friday; a vertical shooter, a point-and-click escape, and some sort of... squidy... guy... sailing through the air... um. Yeah. Sackboys, sushi, cockroaches, spaceships, and sky-sailing! Five great flavours that go great together. Trust us on this one.

Dinosaurs, cheetocorns, treasure chests, clouds, cats, and awkward massages? Sounds like a party to me! This week's Link Dump Friday offers everything from point-and-click escapes to retro platforming with a tasty twist. Also, there is a puppy in a birthday hat. I am totally not making that up.

On this fine Link Dump Friday, JayisGames gave to thee... one broken pony, one coaster leaping, one painful sunburn, one crazy mailbox, and endless impossible mountains to climb!... hmmm, doesn't have quite the same ring to it, does it?

It's Friday, and what better start could you ask for your weekend then snakes, toes, paint, and locked rooms? The only thing that might possibly make this week's Link Dump Friday assembly better is strawberry pancakes. So we sent you some! Keep an eye out for the soggy envelope; you can thank us later.

It's Friday, and where are you, dear reader? If your answer is anything other than "Kicking back in my fuzzy slippers with my beverage of choice and reading Link Dump Friday to get me primed for the weekend", well, then I am very disappointed in you! (Other acceptable answers include "Rescuing kittens from trees", "Writing a letter in support of fair-trade products", and "Rocking out with Tenacious D".) THIS WEEK: pixels, robots, Minoto, and coloured self-aware squares with haunting gazes forever locked in a featureless black void and unable to cry out for help before they blip out of their cold, lonely existence. Exciting!

This week on Link Dump Friday; aliens! Cannons! Zombies! THE COMPLETE AND TOTAL ANNIHILATION OF THE SUN, THUS BRINGING AN END TO ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT!... sort of... only not really... oh, okay, it's another physics puzzle! We know what you like.

This is Friday, and as is our custom, we partake on this day of games from around the internets. This week! Save a queen while going on a tiny adventure and feeding some sheep before you rescue your girlfriend and then roll away on a glimmering trail of stars!... sort of.

Some days we try to make your Fridays themed. Some days we throw a ninja, a time-travelling mushroom, and a rusty pizza cutter at you and tell you to have at 'er. This is one of those days.

If it's Friday, it must be time for Link Dump Friday! This week; puzzles, tanks, dragons, and internet fads that should have died out long ago! It's a fine selection of games that were carefully analysed to make sure they were perfect for you and not at all thrown together in a frantic five minutes before this article was due. I love you too much for that!

This week, PANDAS! WORMS! NUNS! And it still makes more sense than most episodes of Lost! Train your eye, your aim, and your evolutionary capabilities in this week's Link Dump Friday, specially baked just for you!

Ever wanted to play a skull ninja while you rescued a chicken from a field of demons that was also falling down a bottomless mine shaft?... well... you can't. At least not all at once. But this week's Link Dump Friday does feature all of those things and more! Lucky you!

We're pleased to announce the next Casual Gameplay Design Competition! For CGDC #8, we are asking that you design a game around our theme, SANDBOX, and you may use any browser-based technology platform you are comfortable with (Flash, Unity, Shockwave, Javascript/HTML5, etc.)! Please read the official competition announcement for all the rules and details.

What awaits you behind this innocuous link? Could it be... Link Dump Friday?!... well, yes. Obviously. Featuring platformers, strategies, and a bonus video made in tribute to a popular indie flash art game, this is one with something for everyone. Unless you're allergic to fun. In which case, here's some spreadsheets.

Boils and ghouls, assemble! This special bonus edition of your very own Link Dump Friday features spooks and scares for the hardier among you. Play an exterminator who takes on more than he bargained for, a man who wakes up to a strange package that changes his life, and more. Remember, it doesn't have to be October for us to make you want to hide under your blankets!

Pick your poison; this week's Link Dump Friday brings you puzzles and platformers, restaurants and angels. It's the perfect potpourri of gaming to start your weekend off right.

With aliens, panda bears, yeti, moles, witches, and Kafka, this might be the strangest Link Dump Friday yet! All it needs is for you to click this link and dive on in.

Evildoers, beware! Link Dump Friday is on the prowl! This week we feature some sublime weirdness, point-and-clicks, racing, and some good old-fashioned puzzle/platforming action.

What waits behind this synopsis text? Is it another installment of everyone's favourite Link Dump Friday, featuring pigs, robots, dummies, and furry stackable monsters? Or is it a horde of flesh eating scarabs just waiting for you to click and set them free so their tiny but so painful pincers can seek out your tender elbows?... well, it's probably another Link Dump, but just in case, you may want to get ready to run.

Hey there stranger, fancy meeting you again! This week on your Link Dump Friday; bears, sharks, and magical orbs, oh my! Four puzzles with one big action title tossed in to help you start your weekend off right.

Welcome to your Friday! (We have to stop meeting like this!) This week; fish, birds, dragons, and zombies! It's like the best zoo ever, only in your browser, and with less overpriced souvenirs and crying children. Probably.

Another Friday, another Link Dump, another fat dog that needs to find exercise DVDs to escape his house, and another mostly-featureless blobby thing running through a cavern from multicoloured waves. You know, just like any other old week.

A veritable buffet of games for you to gorge upon on this week's Link Dump Friday, including an ambitious Alternate Reality Title, a boar with a gun, and more of Minoto's trademark cute insanity. This is also a serious article for serious people and there are no pop culture jokes in it at all. Nope. Not a one.

Rise and shine, internets, it's Link Dump Friday time! Another fresh batch of fun and varied games from around the web for you to test your gaming mettle against. This week; puzzles, adventure, blobs, words, and absolute nonsense. I mean, even more than usual.

Another Friday, another Link Dump Friday, and another tasty assortment of games for your esteemed perusal! Have you ever wondered what a raccoon, a ballet dancer, a block-headed dude, and a red mage have in common? Well, nothing, obviously. But they're here in this week's installment of puzzles, point-and-clicks, and RPGs!

Friday has once again arrived to shower you with pre weekend joy and a fine assemblage of games indeed! Test your geography skills, your typing skills, your... duck... skills?... hmm. Well, it's awesome. Just trust us.

We know it says Link Dump Friday on this article, but there really isn't. No games here at all. You probably shouldn't bother clicking this link. It's not like we have awesome games for you this week or anything. Nnnnnooope.

There're two shooters, two physics puzzles, and a sidescrolling commentary on the intolerance of man on this week's Link Dump Friday. Sounds like a winning combination to us! Like chips and dip, peanut butter and jelly, or ham and blueberries!

Another Friday, another Link Dump, and another tasty assemblage of the best bite sized games plucked from the bakery that is the internet. This week; movies, physics, rabbits, and fantastical hats!

A Friday, like any other... or IS it?! ... well, okay, since it's yet another installment of Link Dump Friday it probably IS just like any other. Which is to say, chock full of new games hungry for your perusal! Platformers, puzzlers, brain-benders, and more. And they still have that great new game smell!

Need some sunshine in your day? How about bright colours, bizarre imagery, and a monkey in an iron barrel? That's right, this week's Link Dump Friday celebrates the weirdly wonderful games of the World Wide Web. Point-and-clicks, defense, physics, puzzles, all for you, dear reader. So hold tight to your no-nonsense socks if you value them, because this one is going to knock them right off with cuteness.

Puzzles, puzzles, and more puzzles! Featuring cows, genies, helmets, and more, this week's Link Dump Friday is for those of you who like figuring things out, particularly when those things involve physics, zoo animals, and miniature labourers.

Mechs, chefs, rats, and more on this week's Link Dump Friday! After all, what better way to start your weekend off than with time management and bullets. I don't want to get your hopes up, but there might be a pony inside this one!... I said, might.

Puzzles and strategy abound on this week's Link Dump Friday, featuring modern twists on age old game ideas, long ears, and a whooole lotta tanks. Really, what else could you ask for to start your weekend off with? Except maybe a pony. A pony... with purple wings. And... magical breath that smells like cotton candy. ... well, now I'm all depressed. Try to enjoy this week's offerings anyway!

Another Friday, another week, and still we don't have houses on the moon or flying cars! Some new decade this is turning out to be. Why not cheer yourself up with tiny dragons, racing hounds, or gears? This week's Link Dump Friday has it all... provided your definition of "all" is a limited selection of five games.

Happy 2010, dear reader! We hope it's filled with even more awesomeness for you than the last. What better way to start your year off on the right foot than with this week's Link Dump Friday? It's a well-known fact that people who start their Fridays with a strict regime of games are guaranteed to grow only the most luxurious of beards in the new year, men and women alike!... hmmm, or maybe it was just "have a lot of fun"? I can't remember, they're so similar!

It's a super-sized holiday edition of our famous Link Dump filled with seasonal games to help you get your celebrate on! With puzzles, action, adventure, and even some point-and-clicks, it's everything you need to make your Friday complete, minus all that pesky "sustenance" and "nutrients", of course.

A fantastical hodge-podge of internet gaming delight awaits you this Link Dump Friday! Physics, puzzles, RPGs, and so much more! Do you have what it takes to conquer them all?!... well, okay, yeah, probably. But it's hardly as exciting if we say that, now, is it?

It's Friday, and you know what that means, don't you? Zombies, foxes, ants, and more! If you guessed correctly, you get to play this week's Link Dump Friday lineup! If you didn't guess correctly, well... you can still play, but you'll sense our parental disapproval the entire time. We're not upset. Just... disappointed.

This season, a very special Link Dump Friday, full of ghosts, spaceships, monsters, and other festive cheer. It's just our little way of saying... we care about you. And we feel this affection is best expressed in a distant, non-committal way through online flash gaming. No, no, it's okay. We love you, too.

Look sharp, casual gamers! Some of us might be laden with copious amounts of turkey and stuffing, but that's no reason to let yourself get rusty! Link Dump Friday is here to help keep your gaming muscles in fighting shape with puzzles galore!

Link Dump Friday is here again, to put a song in your heart, a twinkle in your eye, and a new batch of games in your hot little hands. Featuring precious cargo, 3D platforming, rodents, and more, it's the Link Dump-iest day of the week, and all for you!

We're pleased to announce a very special Casual Gameplay Design Competition, one focused entirely on interactive fiction! For CGDC #7, we're calling on IF authors to craft one-room games incorporating the theme "escape". It's text-only this time around, so you can spend your time polishing puzzles instead of pixels. Full details are below, so fire up your Z-code compiler and get to writing!

This week on Link Dump Friday! Games to brighten up your day, whether the weather's got you down, you're not feeling well, or you feel fine and dandy but you just really like games. We have tiny dragons, big dragons, and physics puzzles, oh my! So what are you waiting for? Click on over to us and turn that frown upside down!

It's Link Dump Friday, where all your dreams of lethal numbers, physics gun-play, and bow-n-arrow toting cavemen come true! Wow, your dreams are weird! Lucky for you, we like that in a gamer!

It's almost Halloween, and to celebrate, this week on Link Dump Friday we've got a compilation of seasonal games to get you in the spirit! Creepy point-and-clicks, fast-paced candy lobbing, and more! It's like a goodie bag for your computer, without all that pesky door-to-door, pretending-to-be-polite to people stuff!

Ready for your weekly dose of link dumpy goodness? This week, a rag-tag group of games, so mismatched they're just a pointy hairdo and a plucky heroine away from being a JRPG. Featuring a point-and-click journey into twu wuv, a shooter where the past is your worst enemy, and more, this week's Link Dump Friday is more fun than you can shake a stick at. Although if you're the kind of jerk who goes around shaking sticks at things, you probably won't like it anyway!

This week on Link Dump Friday... excitement! Danger! Riches beyond your wildest dreams!!... well, all right. So maybe it's just another hand-picked batch of the most delicious, freshly baked Link Dump-y games from around the net. Maybe there really aren't any riches to be had. But if you don't play, how will you ever find out?

Greetings from the world of tomorrow! This week, Link Dump Friday takes a totally legitimate and not at all fabricated look at your future, intrepid reader! It is a future of rampaging mechs, massive explosions, kidnapping goo monsters... holy cow, the future is terrifying! You go ahead and enjoy your deadly future filled with monstrosities, friend. We, uh, we think we'll stay here.

Let Jay is Games help you prepare for the upcoming trick-or-treating by presenting you with a fine selection of ideas for costumes based on a slew of oddball games! Because at Link Dump Friday, it's all about you. And maybe you could be a naked guy on a cycle, or a wizard, or, ohhh! A penguin! How avant garde of you!

Today, on a bonus Link Dump Friday... spot-the-difference! A delicious, ripened cluster of difference games for the discerning soul who loves nothing better than to scour the surface of two seemingly identical pictures to advance the story and get the highest score! Just don't sit too close to the screen for this one. Nose smudges are hard to get off of monitors.

There's something for everyone in this week's Link Dump Friday! Assuming, of course, you're the sort of everyone who enjoys warping letters, doing unspeakable things to wildlife, and lasers. Well, who doesn't?... you say you don't? Well, then how about a swig of some magic star juice or a stay in a suspicious hotel? Perfect for what ails you!

Four of out five people agree, Link Dump Friday is the link dumpiest of the Friday link dumps! An additional six out of five recommend Link Dump Friday for all your link dump-y needs! (And for your weekly dose of made up statistics!) This week: Scuba diving teddy bears, dragon riders, robots, and much, much more! Well, if "much, much more" can mean "an additional two games".

This special edition Link Dump Friday is dedicated to bite-sized games. Contained herein are a few odd games that go outside the box and bring us gameplay elements we've never seen before, or are presented in ways that stun us... but they're unfortunately too short to justify a full article for.

Come on down to Crazy Jay's Link Dump Friday! We've got so many games we're positing them for free! And why? Because we're craaaaaaaaaaazy! We got your haunted hotels, we got your vicious diseases, we got your boss battles and much, much more! So come on down to Crazy Jay's Casual Gameplay this Friday and let us hook you up with the gaming experience of... well... someone's dreams! Have we mentioned we're craaaaaazy? Because that's really important!

This week on Link Dump Friday! The weird, the deep, and the deeply weird; games that either make you think or make you blink. Featuring aliens, flaming heads, and time traveling donkeys. Just another day at the office here at Jay is Games!

This week on Link Dump Friday! A star studded lineup of thrills, chills, explosions, erasers, hamburgers, and more! It's more exciting than an afternoon at the theater, and without all the guilt from the four pound bag of theater-sized M&Ms you just ate. No, we're not judging. We've been there, too.

Wooty tooty flip bam booty! We're returning back to basics with a competition in which the emphasis is simply on casual gameplay design. All you have to do is design a game that incorporates our theme, EXPLORE, and you may use any browser-based technology platform you are comfortable with! Please read the official competition announcement for all the details.

We've got work to do this week, dear reader! There's monsters in the garden, turtles that need launching, and things that need to be set on fire! No, there's no time for games in this week's Link Dump Friday! They may look like games, but they're backbreaking labor! Just get to work, post-haste! If you're quick about it, there's an extra penny farthing in it for you, there's a good chap. Pip pip, and so forth.

Peanut butter and bananas! Cheese and crackers! You and Jay is Games! These are just a few of our favourite combinations. This week on Link Dump Friday, we explore some lesser known classic combinations you may not be familiar with, but will still find just as delicious. What's classic about a ninja and a UFO, you ask? EVERYTHING.

This week on Link Dump Friday... story time! That's right, boys and girls, grab your teddy bears, your footed jammies, and your offerings of pizza and chips. Today we explore the rich ancestry of great King Casual Gameplay, with such fine traditions as the side-scroller, the platformer, and the art of goofing off on Fridays. Hurray!

This week on Link Dump Friday, we give thanks. Thanks to aliens for always trying to steal our cows. Thanks to robots who help us succumb to the beat. Thanks to bunnies with eerily photogenic smiles. And thanks, most of all, to the men, women, and alien hive-minds of the casual gameplay industry for bringing us games and not enslaving our race.

Frogs! Peg-Beasts! Angry spirits! Mutated scientists! What do they have in common? They're all super adorable! Trust us, they are. That's why you don't want to miss this week's Link Dump Friday, home of the weird, the adorable, and the adorably weird. Just like nature intended.

This week on Link Dump Friday: "They want me to do WHAT?" Be awesome in a helicopter, blast water at helpless roly-poly critters, defend a forest using heavy artillery, and more! It doesn't have to make sense to be fun! In fact, we highly recommend a daily dose of the nonsensical, the ridiculous, or the just plain weird.

This week, Link Dump Friday encourages you to forget the past, don't worry about the future, and live in the moment! Incidentally, this moment contains evil militant teddy bears, how not to behave as royalty, a lesson in pityin' foos, and more. In fact, the only thing better than this moment will be next week's moment! But for now, let's just cherish the time we have together and... wait, you're playing games, aren't you?! Are you even listening? *sigh*

This week on Link Dump Friday, toast, bouncing balls, pixels, jigsaws, and herds of kittens combine to form... uh... something... really awesome! We got yer puzzles, we got yer platforms, we even got yer action adventure! Don't we take good care of you? Now... what did you get us?

This week in Link Dump Friday: the arcade! Bastion of fun and hope for young and old alike in an urban wasteland? Or secret lair of an ancient race of mole people from deep within the earth's crust? Unless you tune in this week for plants, turrets, swords, and more, you may never know. And Jay will get all the high scores to himself. We can't have that, now, can we?

Catapults, coins, carts, and a bus game that doesn't have anything that begins with the letter c! You might say these things have nothing in common. I say, there's no time for your sass! Link Dump Friday is happening right now!

This week on Link Dump Friday, we're going to flex the awesomest muscle of them all. The BRAIN. All the cool kids are doing it!

This week's Link Dump Friday appeals to your warm, fuzzy, nurturing side. Also the side of you that really just likes explosions and claps like a seal whenever something goes BOOM. You'd be surprised how similar they are!

A witch, cheese fiends, some goop, a bounty hunter, and the raddest hair you have ever seen walk, ooze, and fly into a bar . . . No, wait, that's not right! It's Link Dump Friday!

It's Career Day here at JIG, which means we've assembled some of the best jobs the internet has to offer in your browser! Yes, we know you've dreamed of being under the sea, barbering, and freshly baked goods. Don't be shy. Your future awaits! Or at least some really neat flash games. Hey, dynasties have been built on less, and usually require more work.

This Link Dump Friday features something for everyone. If by "everyone" we mean "people with varied, discerning tastes and really great hair". Say, that's you! Especially if you like fast-paced platforming, sequels, physics, and dungeons. And really, who doesn't?

It's meta puzzle time! Several words in this edition of Link Dump Friday have an extra letter floating around. Find them, gather them, and arrange everything in the correct order to spell something very important!

Naming your pet can be a difficult decision. Do you go with something cute like Fuzzy, Furface, or Mittens? Or maybe something average and unassuming like Cat or Dog? Just yesterday I met someone with a pet rabbit called Tundra, which I immediately declared to be the most awesome rabbit name ever.

How much thought do you put into laundry detergent? I mean, really, is this one of your great concerns in life? Do you wake up in the morning and worry if you made the right decision on aisle ten in the grocery store yesterday? Should you really have gone with that off-brand stuff? Was saving a little cash really worth putting your clothes at risk? Well... was it?

The following text was taken directly from the pages of my super-secret diary. Less of a diary, more of a journal. Not so much a journal, now that I think about it, sort of a captain's log. Complete with stardates!

Sort of a shooterey, retroish, trance music-like Link Dump Friday theme this week. Or is it an old-school-style trancey shooter musical theme? Either way, most of these games kinda sorta lean against one or more of those concepts. I guess. Right? Well... hmm. Aah forget it, I'm going back to making music with Tone Matrix.

Fact: the flu virus can live on ordinary objects for days. Solution? Never touch anything. Ever. In fact, your eyes may be absorbing the flu virus by reading this page. You don't know whose nasty, diseased vision has already seen what you now see. It's gross. Ew. I'm going to the decon chamber now...

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Some of life's greatest mysteries are the little things you never get answers to. Like why the number of chocolate chips in a cookie is always even, or why your socks seem to keep getting holes in them even though you only wear them with your good shoes. Link Dump Friday is not one of those mysteries. It tells you exactly what you will get, every time! How awesome is that?!

This is the edition of Link Dump Friday where you do what I say! It's like Simon Says, only Simon's a jerk, so this is called "JohnB Says, Everyone Does". JohnB says... make me a grilled cheese sandwich! JohnB says... comb your hair! JohnB says... play these games below and leave an amusing/constructive comment!

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One of my friends can use the teleport. What? You've never heard of it? Then, I'll give you King Banana. That didn't make sense, did it? You're the enemy of all zombies! You monster!