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Achievement Unlocked

John Cooney, author of TBA, TBA2, Grid16, and the Ball Revamped series, has unveiled his latest epic adventure. Along with timeless, classic platforming gameplay, Achievement Unlocked offers you the opportunity to earn no less than One. Hundred. Achievements. Holy bat farts on a bus.

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Great and easy game! If you're having problems here are a few pointers I'd like to show you. I have broken it up into groups to make it easier:

0-10

#0: Don't Move a Muscle: DONT MOVE!

#1: It's a Jump to the Left: Jump and move left.

#2: And it's a step to the Ri-i-ight!: Strain yourself to move right

#3: Fight Gravity: Jump

#4: Elephant Skewers: Hit yourself on any spike

#5: Ascension: Use the orange lift pads to move up

#6: Lefty: Hit the left wall (color will change from dark to light purple)

#7: Righty: (Hit the right wall (color will change from dark to light purple)

#8: Purple Ceiling: Hit the ceiling (color will change from dark to light purple)

#9: Rock Bottom: Move down to the bottom of the screen

#10: Speedy Downfall: Fall from the top of the screen to the bottom (easiest way to do this is to be left of the "01" and fall before the moving spikes hit you)

11-20

#11: Escape Velocity: Using the launching pad near "04" go the the top of the screen without stopping

#12: Stalactite: Kill yourself by going to the right launching pad and aiming yourself so that you are skewered on the spikes

#13: Stalagmite: Go and hurl yourself into the pit

#14: Found Point 0: Top left hand corner

#15: Found Point 1: Top right hand corner

#16: Found Point 2: Near the outmost wall on the left

#17: Found Point 3: Bottom center of screen

#18: Found Point 4: Near the largest launching pad (Bottom right corner)

#19: Found Point 5: Center of screen. Below respawn platform and above the spike pit.

#20: Bloodhound: Finding all points mentioned above.

21-30

#21: Floating Corpse: Get a skeleton stuck in a launcher

#22: I Can Count to 5!: Go to points in this order: 0,1,2,3,4,5

#23: We Have Liftoff: Go to points in this order: 5,4,3,2,1,0

#24: Airwalking: Using the mini pads on the top of screen, stay afloat for 10 seconds

#25: Hellbound: Launch corpse to bottom

#26: Heavenbound: Launch corpse to ceiling

#27: Secret Alcove: Get surrounded by three sides (it's diagonal to "02")

#28: Secret Cave: Get surrounded by three sides (it's utmost bottom left corner)

#29: Secret Hideout: Get surrounded by three sides (utmost top left corner by "00")

#30: Death at 0: Fire a corpse at Point 0

31-40

#31: 1 o'clock murder: Fire a corpse at Point 1

#32: Get Off Your Seats: HOLD down the up arrow (jump) for 10 seconds

#33: Cemetary: Have 5 live corpses on the screen (do this quickly because they disappear!)

#34: Graveyard: Have 7 live corpses on the screen. (Either dying by moving spiked board or a combo of the pit and the spiked boards seem to be the quickest)

#35: Half-Century: Die 50 times

#36: Century: Die 100 times

#37: And One More... : Die 101 times

#38: Stayin' Alive: Stay alive for 15 seconds

#39: Longevity: Stay alive for 30 seconds

#40: Gone in a Flash: Die in less 0.23 seconds (easiest way to do this is to kill yourself on the moving spike platform when it's directly above you at respawn)

41-50

#41: Wrecking Ball: Hit the center spike platform

#42: In the Pit: Land a corpse in the pit

#43: Pit Hat Trick: Land 3 corpses in the pit

#44: 10 Pin Pit: Land 10 corpses in the pit (remember be quick!)

#45: Double Play Pit: Have two corpses in the pit at once

#46: Triple Play Pit: Have three corpses in the pit at once

#47: Horizontal Confusion: Hold both the left and right arrow keys

#48: Vertical Confusion: Hold both the up and down arrow keys

#49: Total Confusion: Press the Space Bar

#50: My Favourite Spot: It's located on the bottom left ledge by the pit

51-60

#51: 60 Seconds: Play for 1 minute

#52: 180 Seconds: Play for 3 minutes

#53: 300 Seconds: Play for 5 minutes

#54: Pi : Hit points 3,1,4 in that order

#55: THIS IS SPARTA: Hit 3,0,0 in that order

#56: Meaning of Life: Hit 4,2 in that order

#57: (2*125)+3: Hit 2,5,3 in that order

#58: 3*(30/(15-13)): Hit 4,5 in that order

#59: Paint 10: Touch 10 blocks (remember they'll change from dark to light purple)

#60: Paint 25: Touch 25 blocks

61-70

#61: Paint 50: Touch 50 blocks

#62: Paint 75: Touch 75 blocks

#63: Paint 100: Touch 100 blocks

#64: Masterpiece: Touch every touchable block

#65: Jet 5: Hit 5 launchers

#66: Jet 10: Hit 10 launchers

#67: Master Jetter: Hit every launcher

#68: 3 Spikes: Hit 3 stationary spikes

#69: 7 Spikes: Hit 7 stationary spikes

#70: Spikeful: Hit all stationary spikes

71-80

#71: Extreme Makeover: Recolour all areas (remember dark to light purple)

#72: True Blue: Hit 1 to turn blue

#73: Shocking Pink: Hit 2 to turn pink

#74: Sweet Orange: Hit 3 to turn orange

#75: Stealth Black: Hit 4 to turn black

#76: Cheater: Click the "hint?" button

#77: Programmers Credit: Type jmtb02

#78: Too Much Contra: Type Contra

#79: No Cheese for You: Click anywhere

#80: Bandwidth Exploiter: Don't worry about this one. Already achieved it before you started to play the game :] Congrats!

81-89

#81: You Are El: Click the Armor Games link

#82: Menu Explorer: Again, don't worry, it was taken care of in preload.

#83: Quality Snob: Click on the "quality" button

#84: Scrolliastic: Scroll the achievements section

#85: Play the Game: Start playing the game.

#86: Get to Level 1: Play.

#87: Not Listening: Click "mute" button

#88: Clink Clash Clink: Part of preload

#89: Best Player Ever: Again, part of preload

90-99 are just percentages of how many achievement you have done. And there you have it! The whole game made UBER easy.

274 Comments

Really makes fun of all the games that include achievements today ^^ Guess gamers should find satisfaction by themselves from now on instead of relying on the game to tell them.

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I love achievements. This game entertained me.

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I can't figure out how to get too much contra.

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I just have a slight problem with getting the colour changing achievements. How can you get them? Thanks,

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Sara:

Type something on the keyboard.

Rubenes:

Your number is up.

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Am I the only one who really wants a sequel to this game? Maybe with a bigger level, more control options, and most importantly, lots more achievements to unlock?

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I need Get off Your Seats and Total Confusion.
Total Confusion should be:

holding left, right, up, down all together

It just doesn't seem to work.

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Allbadger

Get off your seat

Jump, I think the exact requirement is that you jump/stay airborn for fifteen seconds.

Total Confusion

shift key. It does nothing in the game

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Kyle - for Total Confusion:

Pressing [space] worked for me. Perhaps it's either key?

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My bad

Total Confusion:

space bar, not shift key

And I think I have get off your seats wrong.

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I love this game! I got all of the achievements apart from

the ones where you needed to change the elephants colour. How do you do that?

and obviously the one where you need to get all the achievements. Really fun and addictive!

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Oh and get off your seats is

just hold your finger on the up key and dont let go for at least ten seconds

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You Finished in
1032 Seconds

Only had 2 missing after I found the "hint?" achievement.

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Luke:

Try the number keys

Does anyone know how to get graveyard? I can't seem to kill them quick enough!

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Joshy

For graveyard and cemetary I think the only way you can really accomplish it is if you start aiming for the moving platform at the top. That's the only thing that kills and respawns you quick enough to rack up the corpses.

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I figured what I had wrong with get off your seats...

You have to HOLD the up key, you can't just keep tapping it up.

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Pretty fun game. Gameplay is great, but I feel the story and character development is a bit lacking. I was left with more questions than when I began.

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I worked out how to do the colours.

Press 1, 2, 3 and 4

Hope this helps you out!

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I only need We have liftoff 1 o'clock murder, programmers credit, contra and too much freetime achiev? Anybody knows how to get them?

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Kasper:

We have liftoff: Touch the numbers in opposite order.
1 'o clock murder: Jump into the moving spikes so that the corpse lands where the 01 is.
Contra: Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A
Too much freetime: You should be able to get that one without help. ;)

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masozravapalma Author Profile Page December 18, 2008 12:37 PM

SonicLover: I want a sequel, too. I loved this game so much...

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nice game, finished in 741 seconds...

@Kasper

We have liftoff

what happens just before someone says, we have liftoff??

look at the achievement number 22

1 o'clock murder

similar to number 30

programmers credit

what's the name of the programmer?

contra

remember an ancient game...

too much freetime

just finish all the previous

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That was completely pointless, utterly inane, and yet totally satisfying, and the most fun toy I've played with in a while.

I thoroughly enjoyed achieving Graveyard.

Keep teh awesomes coming!!

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OK for some reason, I'm just not able to complete Programmer's Credit. I know what I need to do, but I must be doing it wrong somehow. It's the last one I need besides "Too Much Free Time" so please help!

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Where is point 5? I can't seem to find. it

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OK, got it in 810. Here's a hint for anyone who's having trouble.

If you can't seem to get the an achievement that requires you to type something, jump into the spikes and try again with a new life. It may be that it clears the memory. All I know is that it worked for me.

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would it be wrong for me to point out that there is an achievement you get by

Clicking the hint button

And that after you do that, well...

you shouldn't really need to ask anyone how to get the rest of the achievements

I mean, i'd found most of them before i realized it, but, you know. it's there.

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oh my bad. i guess it doesn't tell you everything. it just told me everything i needed to know once i found it.
ignore my idiocy. :)

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Oh, wow! That was fun! I feel like I've achieved something. What a way to start the afternoon! I feel like I can do anything now! I'm off to clean the house! I'm off to bake cookies! I'm off to build a barn! Woo!

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stupidcheeseboy Author Profile Page December 18, 2008 1:14 PM

I know I shouldnt feel like I achieved anything really but I dooooo!
*The programmers are in my brain knowing what makes me tick*

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stupidcheeseboy Author Profile Page December 18, 2008 1:18 PM

point 5

is under the platform you start on

Programmers credits

type the programmers name on the keyboard

jmtb02

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repairmanman Author Profile Page December 18, 2008 1:35 PM

[Edit: Please don't copy and paste walkthroughs. Especially one that the game developer provided himself. ;-) -Psychotronic]

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Bloatedsack Author Profile Page December 18, 2008 1:47 PM

I was close to finished and working on the typed in achievments. I still needed Contra...

I remembered Doom from a recent post and typed 'idkfa'
Suddenly, everything was complete and I won!

I tried that again in a new game and couldn't repro.

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repairmanman Author Profile Page December 18, 2008 1:50 PM

it seems that there are differing ways to get contra. my mistake

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repairmanman Author Profile Page December 18, 2008 1:56 PM

Repairmanman that walkthrough is kind of useless.

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I managed to get contra by just typing the word 'contra'

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Be careful if you have an Azerty keyboard, you cannot do step # 77 ( you need to have a look where the "m" key is on a kwerty keyboard ( near the "n" key). I just spend 10 minutes trying to figure that :)

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And actually, you need to look at a kwerty keyboard for the step # 78 as well ( If you have an azerty).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Qwerty.svg

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So, this game was changed because of me... initially there was an achievement for 300 seconds of playing. I beat the game under 300 seconds, made a video, and jmtb02 changed the achievement (my name is on the loading screen!). Also got a blog post about it on armorblog.com.

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THERE'S A NEW ACHIEVEMENT????!!!

Thanks, Tassel.

Thanks a whole lot!

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heh, I was wondering how I beat the game in under 300 seconds. (got 253)

nice job tassel.

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I just can't do #32 get off your seats...

I know you have to jump, but your jumps last like 3 seconds?

hint please!

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False alarm. did it accidentally now.

thanks.

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I got 1209 Seconds. I got everything but the achievements with numbers without a walkthrough. I didn't figure out that you could touch the numbers in order.

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The "Too Much Contra" achievement is obtained by entering the classic Konami Code: Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A. It appears in numerous Konami games, not just the famous Contra.

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Cooley123:
I got the Get off Your Seats by:

resting at the top of the launcher on the right side and pressing up for 10 or 15 seconds

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I cant get #13: Stalagmite. I dont know what to do! HELP ME!

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You can Get Off Your Seats by

Holding down the up key for 10 or so seconds. If you're jumping constantly, that's fine.

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look, all of the answers are on the hint guide, except for maybe the contra one, explained here. or the colors, also here.

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Hey you can also get the 'Contra' one by typing:

c-o-n-t-r-a

and SonicLover, I agree with you 100% on a sequel. :)

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Grasa Total December 18, 2008 8:22 PM

The funny thing about people posting hints is

it makes people less likely to get one of the achievements!

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xerxes6845 Author Profile Page December 18, 2008 8:27 PM

[Edit: Please don't copy and paste walkthroughs. Especially one the game developer provided himself. ;-) -Psychotronic]

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no joke... my final score was 1337

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I have the impression I wasn't supposed to like this game. Like the game's some sort of an argument to a criticism.. But I like it! =D~ So many achievements!! I feel so happy inside.. lol

Of course, the game isn't that fun. But it took me just a few minutes and the sense of humor is great. :]

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finished in 314 seconds on 2nd try, just like the pi achievement! haha, ty all for helpful hints, especially the colors

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Elephant master December 18, 2008 9:37 PM

I got it done in 657 seconds! Yay me! And i want a sequel

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Hehe, I beat the game in 605 seconds.

Now that I have the cheat page open, I may as well do a speed run. Be right back.

372. If you want proof, here it is.

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How do I do Stalagmite?

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Stalagmite:

Go up to Point 01. Then fall down into the lifter on the right. This will give you enough lift to go over the lower blocks on the left, but not enough that you will hit the upper blocks, like you do, if you go into the lifter from the bottom. Now fly over those blocks and into the spike pit.

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I dunno what happened but there's some sort of glitch in this game. I started typing dirty words on the keyboard and out of nowhere I got the Too Much Contra achievement! I have no idea why. I don't remember exactly what I typed but I was just typing random foul language and it came up!

I tried it again but it didn't work . . .

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Graveyard:

I just jumped at the moving spikes continuously. If you keep pushing jump in that direction, you should die pretty fast.

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Programmer's credit final solution :

To achieve this, you need to type the numbers of the programmer's name with the keys just above the letters, not with pad on the right of the keyboard.

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I finished in 453

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Almost as amusing as the review *grins*

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That was just so fun. :)

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Hi! This was a super fun game!!! It's really cool. I totally think that they should make a sequel! But they should make it more challenging...

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how do you change the colour of the elephant

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663 Seconds

Woot :D

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finished in 500 seconds excactly
no walk through help

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What can really help you to get a faster time is to do all the easy achievements first.

For example: Vertical Confusion, Horizontal Confusion, Programmers Credit, Changing colors etc.

And then finish doing ones that take a much longer ammount of time.

Half Century and Century take a while to get.

Also it helps that when finding the number points:

If you know where all the points are, get them in order so you can also get the 'I Can Count To 5' achievement and then you won't have to go through the same process. Also, let's say you got the 'Meaning of Life' achievement, go straight into doing the '(2*125)+3' achievement, then the 'Pi', then '3*(30/(15-13))' then 'THIS IS SPARTA' because the last numbers of all of those are the first numbers of the next sequence. (Except for the 'This is Sparta' achievement.)

These really help a bunch. Each time I play this game, using what I just wrote, I get a shorter time. I just got 270. :) I hope this helps you too.

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For Contra

I think all you really need to do is press the 'a' key.

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I just finished in 211. I'm pretty sure < 200 is possible.

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453 seconds on my second try...wooo

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419,,,grrrr

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too much contra:type contra in the game.

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anonymouse December 20, 2008 8:06 PM

How do you get Meaning Of Life?

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Quinnisfat December 20, 2008 8:13 PM

The contra one is supposed to be 'left-right-left-right-up-down-up-down-b-a'

(the original has select at the end, but there's no select key on a keyboard)

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anonymouse, you mean you don't know the answer to life, the universe, and everything? Why, it's

42! Hit numbers 4 and 2 in that order.

Get it right, and you'll prove you're one froopy snood!

. . . yeah, okay, I'm all done being a geek now. Promise.

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406 Seconds :P

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Daniel Thompson December 21, 2008 10:56 AM

easier way to get too much contra: type contra

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Foreverxero December 21, 2008 11:08 AM

Congrats!
you finished in 504 seconds!
...i need a life...

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Loltastic at all of these

Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy

references.

Anyway, my first run was 1000-something. Pitiful.

My second run was 469 seconds.

Pretty good diference, eh?

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repairmanman December 21, 2008 2:17 PM

hey i suggested this and did not get credit for suggesting it

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Cleared in 504 seconds :D

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150 seconds.

woot.

My basic approach is to first get the number sequence ones, then jump around/survival/keypresses, then the death related ones. All the others can be had along the way getting those main three areas.

The main key is to string the number sequences together so you can be working on multiple sequences simultaneously.

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drain pipe6 December 22, 2008 9:17 AM

yay i got 6142.60 seconds! yay :)
(im happy)

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I got 288 just now, my personal best. Man, this game is so fun to speedrun...

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Change colour

type 01 for blue,
02 for pink
03 for orange
and 04 for orange black and pink

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Okay, i still don't understand how to get the last achievement. I have all 98 of the others, but this one just won't do anything. What does it mean get 99 achievements? that's the 99th that you need! is this a joke?

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1580 seconds... please leave a more detailed version of the 'Stelagmite' achievement, because it took over 1000 seconds to get that one achievement.

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yes!!! 241 seconds on my 2nd go. :) this game is soo great its going in my faves. :D

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135 Seconds!

I got 2-5-3 by accident, which made it so fast. Century and Longevity take too long.

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Brilliant! Speed run, 343. Only had to cheat for colours and contra

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Why is everybody typing a different thing for the Too Much Contra achievement? I typed "Contra". Anyway, I'm going to try to get all achievements as quickly as possible. I'll post a report soon.

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Killingsam2 December 23, 2008 11:59 AM

um... one problem about the stalagmite one, um if you jump from point 1 and go into that lifter you DO go over the lower blocks and dodge the upper blocks but then you hit the upper lifters and they make you hit the ceiling. so i don't know what to do now.

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i finished the game in 501 seconds!

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stalagmite is impossible, any more detailed explanations?

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Well, I've played this game way too many times, always attempting to beat my previous score. So far I've managed under 250, but I'm certain I can do better. The only one I ever have problems with is No Cheese For You because I keep forgetting what to do! I know the answer is

to simply click the screen

but I always forget, and it's the only achievement left at the end, and I always jump around looking like the world's dumbest pink elephant before I remember. Bah. One day, I will win against myself. One day.

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You Finished in
617 Seconds

Ehh..^Second Try^

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Anonymous August 12, 2009 10:45 PM

I finished in 562 seconds!

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2 change color press 1-4 on keyboard. i finished in 369 sec

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512 Seconds WOO HOO

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thesmartone August 19, 2009 8:45 PM

Total confusion is

spacebar,

the color changing you use

1 2 3 4

and get off your seats is

jump constantly for 10 seconds

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I know how to change colour but I forgot blue:

q2=pink w3=orange e4=black

Hope this helped.

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Stalactite? how can i do?

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789 seconds!!!

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For colors type jmtb01 jmtb02 jmtb03 jmtb04

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I got it in 3191 seconds, because of my Dvorák keyboard.

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1122 seconds...not that great, but fun all the same. :D

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Better than you October 3, 2009 2:57 PM

445 Seconds I WIN!!!

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finlay Palmer October 9, 2009 3:29 AM

NOT SO FAST… 415 seconds!!! :-)

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finlay Palmer October 10, 2009 3:59 AM

update:
412!
WOOT!

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Anonymous October 11, 2009 5:13 PM

How do you get Secret Alcove?

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Stalagmite

Fall from the ceiling onto the spike pit near the bottom.

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theirbrains... October 19, 2009 4:27 AM

i got 343...
5th time though...
not to bad, i hope!

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How do you get achievement pi?

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Hi guys. I figured out the other version of this! Well not really but I know a game with same looking spikes same elephant same maker! anyways how do you do stalagmite?? the other walkthroughs say, hit an upward facing spike at high speed. what heck does that mean?!! i already beat this game but i like it! :) please reply!

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Achivement Unlocked Walkthrough:

0. Dont move...
1. move left
2. move right
3. jump
4. hit any spike
5. jump into a booster
6. go to the left wall
7. go to the right one
8. touch the top
9. touch the bottom (or fall to it as the case may be)
10. Jump onto the top booster and fall down to the bottom without touching anything else
11. do 10. in reverse (AKA go to booster at the right wall and ride it to the top.
12. go to booster at the right and ride it to the spikes above
13. jump up to booster above and fall in pit
14. go to top left
15. go to top right
16. go to bottom left
17. go to bottom middle
18. go to bottom right
19. middle (AKA jump over pit)
20. get 14. to 19.
21. die and make your courpse float on a booster (Easy Way: die from wreaking ball at start by jumping up it and make the courpse go to the top boosters)
22. go from this order: 0,1,2,3,4,5
23. do 22. in reverse (5,4,3,2,1,0)
24. stay in the air for 10 secs
25. die and make courpse land on bottom
26. die and make courpse land on roof (Easy Way: Do Easy Way of 21.)
27. go to little gap close to 2
28. go to very bottom left
29. go to very top left
30. die and get courpse to 0
31. die and get courpse to 1
32. hold jump for 10 secs
33. have 5 courpses on screen
34. have 7 courpses on screen
35. die 50 times
36. die 100 times
37. die after earning 36.
38. dont die for 15 secs
39. dont die for 30 secs
40. die in under 0.23 secs (Easy Way: die then die by Spike Ball right after you respond at start)
41. hit the Spike Ball
42. die in pit and leave courpse there
43. have 3 courpses in pit
44. have 10 courpses in pit
45. die twice quickly in pit
46. die three times quickly in pit
47. hold left and right
48. hold up and down
49. press spacebar
50. go to spot to the left of pit sticking out of the pit
51. 1 minute of playing
52. three minutes now
53. lastly, 5 minutes
54. hit 3,1,4
55. hit 3,0
56. hit 4,2
57. hit 2,5,3
58. hit 4,5
59. 10 blocks lit
60. 25 blocks lit
61. 50 blocks lit
62. 75 blocks lit
63. 100 blocks lit
64. light all possible blocks that can be lit
65. touch 5 boosters
66. touch 10 boosters
67. touch all boosters
68. hit 3 spikes
69. hit 7 spikes
70. hit all spikes
71. do 64., 67. and 70.
72. press 1
73. press 2
74. press 3
75. press 4
76. Click "Hint?"
77. Enter the creators name (jmtb02)
78. enter in: ^,^,v,v,,,b,a,b,a
79. Click the game
80. Let the game load. waste time while you wait while your at it.
81. Click Armor Games link
82. go to Main Menu
83. Click Quality
84. Click the orange block near the achivements and move it up or down.
85. just start the game. simple.
86. again start the game cause when you start your at level 1 which means you win this
87. Click Mute
88. Watch the Armor Games intro
89. Earn a achivement (which is 80.)
90. 10%
91. 20%
92. 30%
93. 40%
94. 50%
95. 60%
96. 70%
97. 80%
98. 90%
99. Finish all achivements

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random person December 9, 2009 2:12 PM

Mwahahahaha 509 seconds!

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LOL 327 seconds MUAHAHAHA

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I can't figure out how to do number 12. It's the last one I need. Help? D:

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Anonymous January 1, 2010 1:59 AM

How do I get the color achivements?

Also, you can get three achivemts in one!

Type jmtb02 you will get "Programers Credit" and "Shocking Pink" Along with "Too Much Contra".

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Bubble-Gum15 January 5, 2010 10:34 PM

How are you suposed to jump for 10 seconds non-stop thats the only achievement i need is the Get Off Your Seats one. So plz help. :)

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Saxophonecrazy January 19, 2010 4:25 PM

I got 239 seconds!!!

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angie.10.0! January 19, 2010 9:22 PM

finished in 845.60, really fun with help. thanx!

im bored who likes moose tracks ice cream i <3 run-ons yippee

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I DONE IT IN 299 SECONDS :D

'You Finished in
299 Seconds
But as you know there was no real point to the game'

WOOP WOOP

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i dont know what to do on the first level, it won't let me move or anything, please help.

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wooohooo! i didn't do under 300 seconds, but i did it in 575, and that's an achievement aaallll by itself!

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I know that for GraveYard you have to have 7 dead elephants on the screen at the same time but i don't know how to get that many on the screen at the same time!!! AGH!

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862 Seconds yay

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Anonymous March 2, 2010 11:45 AM

i just figured out how to play the game. i got 2934 points is that bad?

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3560 !! LOL :)

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refresh! 234 seconds.

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danailivov April 10, 2010 11:51 AM

for the graveyard, stand at the starting point. then hold the UP key at the right moment so that the elephant hits the moving spikes. tyhen it will auto respawn and jump again and so on... JUST HOLD UP AND DONT LET GO...

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anonymous April 20, 2010 9:04 AM

TOTAL CONFUSION IS HITTING SPACEBAR!!!!! and contra code is up arrow x2, down x2, L,R,L,R, letter (b), (a)

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Golden_Giraffe April 30, 2010 5:59 PM

i finished in 1234 seconds. that should be an achievement. =)

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548 seconds first time doin it :)

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I finished in 540 seconds! No lie!

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HeroofTime90 May 20, 2010 2:26 PM

lol, first try I finished in 1807 seconds
second try was 396! I can see a BIG difference

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tommy finch May 30, 2010 7:59 PM

sweet it took me using this comment list as a cheat but 2414

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I know how to get the Too Much Contra, but its not what you guys thought:

You have to hit the A key

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It was really easy. I beat it in 527 seconds on my first try. They should make another one but with a ton of more achievments. Other wise it was a great game.

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Lipshitz July 12, 2010 9:00 PM

748 seconds.....thats rite bask in my gloriness...pray to me

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Only took me 602 seconds. Not bad at all. Thanks for the help, especially the bit about the colors!

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Anonymous August 11, 2010 1:22 PM

ehm. I finished in like 1111 seconds -o-

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452 secs, but I've played it before (back when it came out, still awesome).

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oskar Rubie September 24, 2010 10:10 PM

i finished in 1199 and 2nd 500 !!!!!!!

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I done it in 211 seconds!!

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Anonymous October 6, 2010 12:15 AM

Ha! "Only" 2005 seconds! Thanks to my daughter for telling me about this. Now I will torture the rest of the family. Reminds me of the Click game or the Impossible Quiz. Oh, and by the way, I LOST THE GAME >.>

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I finished in 1585 seconds!!!
It was my first go though.

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finally finished after 2482 seconds...

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420 seconds 1st try

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PortalandPortal2Rocks Author Profile Page January 31, 2011 5:16 AM

I did that with only 276 seconds

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How do you scroll for the Scrolliastic achievement??? i know i sound like a total dumb, but my computer is being a butt head and won't scroll! help!!

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SpecialChild February 21, 2011 2:27 PM

I was really happy that the very first time I played this, I finished in 548 secs! Great game, though it had no point it entertained me XD

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I finished in 1017 seconds. I was stuck on "Get off your seats",Where you have to jump nonstop for 10 seconds. It did not work for a long time.
Too much contra:type in the code.

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I completed the game in 534 seconds! I am only 7 years old!I am pretty sure

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Finished 95 percent by 1:45, but can't do the four number achievements. Numbers just change my colour, if I press 42, I just turn pink then blue and don't get the meaning of life achievement!! HELP!

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nerdypants Author Profile Page April 9, 2011 2:38 PM

Tomu, to get those number achievements:

You should've uncovered the numbers 0-5 around the screen. Walk over those in the correct order, instead of using your keyboard.

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how the heck do you color them i mean really come on i want to know ive played it at least 5 times and i still can't figure it out HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!

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Just finished achievement unlocked 2!!!

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lolololololol April 22, 2011 11:08 AM

696 Seconds
Not Bad??

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Anonymous April 23, 2011 8:13 PM

i finished in 424 seconds!!!!

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An easy way to get stalagmite:

Float to the ceiling using one of the launchers (preferably the ones near the ceiling), and land on the spikes at the very bottom of the spike pit.

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I DID IT May 1, 2011 10:23 AM

I did it in 449 seconds second time round

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shipoopi May 2, 2011 9:51 AM

269 seconds.

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Competed it at last :)

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i finished in 1227

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I finished in 1305 seconds yes!!!
contra's hard to figure out

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329 seconds no walkthrough help

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elephant love November 2, 2011 5:07 PM

i got all the achievements except turning your elephant pink,orange and black.Anyone know how?

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1531 seconds :/

The ones that got me were

-Progammers credit

type jmtb02

And ...

-This is sparta

type 3-0-0

Good Luck Guys :) <3

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"It's just a jump to the left... And then a step to the ri-i-i-i-ight ! Put your hands on your hips..." ROCKY !
(the programmers credit doesn't work for me)
Super game !

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