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Enemies of lolspeak beware, this side-scrolling puzzler may not be for you. Keep going right despite the attempts of little old ladies, pirates, ninja, teh spikies, and much more. Sound easy? You might be surprised. Pay attention to your surroundings and think outside the box and you'll pass every challenge. Probably.

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Complete Walkthrough

Level 0

Walk right

Level 1

Go right.

Level 2

Go right.

Level 3

Go right.

Level 4

Go right.

Level 5

Press A. Go right.

Level 6

Go right.

Level 7

Go right.

Level 8

Go right.

Level 9

Go right.

Level 10

Go right.

Level 11

Go right.

Level 12

Go right.

Level 13

Go right.

Level 14

Go right. Pressing Q is optional.

Level 15

Go right.

Level 16

Go right. Type ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA. Go right.

Level 17

Go right.

Level 18

Go right.

Level 19

Go right.

Level 20

Go right.

Level 21

Go right.

Level 22

Go right.

Level 23

Go right.

Level 24

Go right.

Level 25

Go right.

Level 26

Go right.

Level 27

Go right.

Level 28

Go right.

Level 29

Go right.

Level 30

Go right. Type dark and/or wait 1 minute. Go right.

Level 31

Go right.

Level 32

Go right.

Level 33

Go right.Press 4. Go right.

Level 34

Go right.

Level 35

Go right.

Level 36

Go right. Press Q. Go right.

Level 37

Go right.

Level 38

Go right.

Level 39

Go right.

Level 40

Go right. Wait about 1 minute. Go right.

Level 41

Go right.

Level 42

Go right.

Level 43

Go right.

Level 44

Slide slowly right.

Level 45

Press "i",then "r",then "o".

Level 46

Go right.

Level 47

Slide right.

Level 48

Go right.

Level 49

Go right.

Level 50

Type "!". Go right.

Level 51

Go right.

Level 52

Go right with "d".

Level 53

Go right.

Level 54

Go right.

Level 55

Press up,down,left,right,left,right,b,a.

Level 56

Go right.

Level 57

Go right.

Level 58

Go right and press the control key.

Level 59

Go right.

Level 60

Go right.

Level 61

Go right.

Level 62

Go right.

Level 63

Answer "y,

Level 64

n,n,y,y,y,y,n,n,n".

Level 65

Go right.

Level 66

Go right.

Level 67

Go right.

Level 68

Go right.

Level 69

Go right.

Level 70

Go right.

Level 71

YOU ARE NOT BACK ON THE FIRST LEVEL. Go right.

Level 72

Go right.

Level 73

Go right.

Level 74

Go right.Go to that page and solve the puzzle,but you have a walkthrough. The code is nchsbdfuiqbwibdaksbcxbyoqv
Go right.

Level 75

Go right.

Level 76

Go right.

Level 77

Go right.

Lemonade

Press a at the very right.

After Lemonade

Go talk to the person at the far right.

You win!

For the ghost asking you for the code:

You dont have to open a new window and play the game. Just type in "30 Lives code" into google, and there will be a Yahoo answer link. Click it. There it is.

But so you dont have to do all that, here is the code:

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, b, a

129 Comments

I love the randomness and overall WTFness of the game.

However it does kinda reuse the same jokes (tricks, whatever) all the time, and I guess l33t 6p3ak is one thing I cannot stomach that well.

Still, I would recommend this. A nice find.

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bioshocker March 23, 2010 10:37 AM

1st ting dat cam 2 mynd is icanhascheesburger

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Anonymous March 23, 2010 10:50 AM

help stuck at level 69...ಠ.ಠ

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im stuck on level 84.

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I thought for sure that the solution to level 36 would be

setting my system clock ahead 4 years

, but apparently not. =/

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Anonymous March 23, 2010 11:17 AM

@soto

press Q

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Soto / joye:

Q drops / gets items. You'll need it another couple of times after that.

1420 seconds, woo.

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Halp, iz stuck on lvl 36 n dunno wut 2 do

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for level 69:

ynnyyyynnnn

good luck! :D

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@Soto This is gonna sound horrible, but on 36-

Drop the baby. Press Q.

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Solutions level by level:

5

"A" key

14

Drop purse with Q, if you do not you just have to wait a few seconds. Answer was on the monitor in the background

16 obvious

alphabet backwards zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

17

wait for good weather or move on quickly to 18 and slowly get an achievement.

30

wait about a minute and then you can move, I typed "dark" that may have helped

33

"4" removes grate once you have approached it

36

"q" to drop

40

just stand there

54

medium speed slide past the monster

55

type "i", then type "r" then "o"

60

"1"?

61

use A and D

65

Up, down, left right, left, right, b, a

68

control key

73

y, n, n, y, y, y, y, n, n, n

84

nchsbdfuiqbwibdaksbcxbyoqv

Lemonade level

if you press q, you complete the game and it ends. ---Try not pressing q---

All solutions:

5
"A" key
14
Drop purse with Q, if you do not you just have to wait a few seconds. Answer was on the monitor in the background
16 obvious
alphabet backwards zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
17
wait for good weather or move on quickly to 18 and slowly get an achievement.
30
wait about a minute and then you can move, I typed "dark" that may have helped
33
"4" removes grate once you have approached it
36
"q" to drop
40
just stand there
54
medium speed slide past the monster
55
type "i", then type "r" then "o"
60
"1"?
61
use A and D
65
Up, down, left right, left, right, b, a
68
control key
73
y, n, n, y, y, y, y, n, n, n
84
nchsbdfuiqbwibdaksbcxbyoqv
Lemonade level
if you press q, you complete the game and it ends. ---Try not pressing q---

Video soulution http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qys2HyxVJVI

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oooh, this is kind of a sequel to I Don't Even Know! http://jayisgames.com/archives/2008/08/link_dump_friday_75.php

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30:

There's a door here, so simply hitting 'a' will open it (just as in level 5).

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dsrtrosy Author Profile Page March 23, 2010 1:57 PM

Cute, but would be cuter if it wasn't in netspeak. I finally gave up at level 47--trying to interpret the non-language was giving me a headache.

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Username Author Profile Page March 23, 2010 2:02 PM

Level 52?

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@ dsrtrosy, level 47:

*"Are joo really a pirate"
I pressed like "p" then "i"
*Give me the worst growl" idk, but i spelled growl and it worked
*shape of a donut" press the "o" key (its that obvious)

Great game!

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Username Author Profile Page March 23, 2010 2:10 PM

Level 52

!

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Tip for level 16

You can just type "tebahpla het", ie. teh alphabet backwards.

Has anyone completed all the achievements? How do you get the Veteran one?

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47:

"Are joo really a pirate"
Press 'i' (Aye)
"Give me the worst growl"
Press 'r' (Arrr)
"Shape of a donut
Press 'o' (it's a donut, of course)

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tenkuchima Author Profile Page March 23, 2010 3:00 PM

it tries to be clever, but just comes across as stupid if you ask me.

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Anonymous March 23, 2010 3:40 PM

level 59?? help please :)

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um, lv 78 please, what do i do to get past the reactor door?

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To get the secret bunker go all the way to the last level and press "a" Thats what the 4 keys were for.

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puwa' uf postin her.. huw da ya du leve 45??!!11!?

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Isn't this from the same people who made "I don't even know"?

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I cant get past the ghost king! D:
Wat am i supposed to do?!

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@ Blinky
Hint:

The ghost say you dont have control, you control right?

Solution:

You need keyboard "Ctrl"

Finally won the game (without walkthrough or help), now for the achievements!

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I'm stuck at the DUI section(saying the alphabet backwards).

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how do i get past the first ghost?????

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PirateBignum Author Profile Page March 23, 2010 7:09 PM

How do you go past ghost on level 57?

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Chiktionary Author Profile Page March 23, 2010 7:22 PM

I really detest internet speak but this game did make me laugh...
until the reactor level anyway. Even with the walkthrough I'm not sure how to get past it.
Anyways, a nice little distraction for the day.

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choirboy Author Profile Page March 23, 2010 7:31 PM

luv the game! the part where you had to

open the link in a new window

and solve the puzzle in order to advance and

copy the code into the game

was a bit confusing, though.

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how do you do level 83? i need to know.

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for DUI:

have a piece of paper (to help thinking) and right the alphabet straight-foward and follow it backwards

ghost guard:

i may be wrong as level 47 but it may be "!"(shock) (shift+1)

reactor code:

open a new window or tab, go to the link given, play the mini-game (not to hard), and once you get the single line of code (you may want to print screen it because it melts away and restarts the mini-game), type the code and your good to move again)

Slsrly 4 teh vry gud grmmr :)

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myffical Author Profile Page March 23, 2010 9:28 PM

Oh noez. The server hosting the reactor mini-game seems to be down.

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Anyone notice that the level numbers don't reset when you get attacked by the space monster? That means the level numbers aren't useful references. For example, my level 54 is SHA's level 60. :)

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How do you get past level 3? Where your key gets lost in a grate?

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TheMusicGirl Author Profile Page March 23, 2010 11:44 PM

Where is the link to the 30 Lives game? It's telling me I have to get a code..but where?

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wildflower12 Author Profile Page March 24, 2010 1:50 AM

TheMusicGirl -

up down left right left right a b

was a common cheat used on the old Nintendo to get 30 lives.

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Lol on 56 with the first ghost i didnt even cheat just typed oh noes! and it let me go

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Has anyone gotten the Mighty Fine, Smell the Roses, Feel the Breeze, Sacred Scythe, and Portal Master achievements? I can't seem to unlock them

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pyr0mania March 24, 2010 12:34 PM

so, i kept pressing a and running at the lemonade stand, it got me into the bunker

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Elite Fencer Author Profile Page March 24, 2010 5:11 PM

what is this i don't even

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Aaaaaand his site is down, so I can't get past 82.

This is just like Assassin's Creed's DRM!!! ;P

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LVL 59

Hit the arrow keys until the ghosts bar stops filling up, then press the spacebar until it stops filling up, then press the wasd keys until ghost thanks you and says he was trying to get past the game for ever.

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Anonymous March 24, 2010 6:47 PM

Lemonade Level

Press "A" at lemonade level

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@Scarybug

Feel the breeze: I think this is for running through the clouds as quickly as you can.

Sacred Scythe: Easiest on your second playthrough, since you know what to do now. I did it in 360-ish seconds. I'm not sure if you have to try and run past the lemonade stand, though.

Portal Master: It's got a picture of the robot's gun (or whatever) on it, so I think it's for getting past where the robot sends you back to start.

Smell the Roses: Don't have it, but it seems self-explanatory. However, the game designer might make you wait on a certain level or something sneaky like that.

Mighty Fine: The TV in the security room has an "Egg movie" if you watch it to the end. I'd guess there are other places to find it.

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Power of posting: I go through more carefully to try and get "Smell the Roses and find there's also an egg show on the TV where you hear about bad weather. Still, that leaves one more egg to find. Any help?

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I think someone has already noticed, but

You don't have to drop the purse when you're at the metal detector.

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Complete Walkthrough

Level 0

Walk right

Level 1

Go right.

Level 2

Go right.

Level 3

Go right.

Level 4

Go right.

Level 5

Press A. Go right.

Level 6

Go right.

Level 7

Go right.

Level 8

Go right.

Level 9

Go right.

Level 10

Go right.

Level 11

Go right.

Level 12

Go right.

Level 13

Go right.

Level 14

Go right. Pressing Q is optional.

Level 15

Go right.

Level 16

Go right. Type ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA. Go right.

Level 17

Go right.

Level 18

Go right.

Level 19

Go right.

Level 20

Go right.

Level 21

Go right.

Level 22

Go right.

Level 23

Go right.

Level 24

Go right.

Level 25

Go right.

Level 26

Go right.

Level 27

Go right.

Level 28

Go right.

Level 29

Go right.

Level 30

Go right. Type dark and/or wait 1 minute. Go right.

Level 31

Go right.

Level 32

Go right.

Level 33

Go right.Press 4. Go right.

Level 34

Go right.

Level 35

Go right.

Level 36

Go right. Press Q. Go right.

Level 37

Go right.

Level 38

Go right.

Level 39

Go right.

Level 40

Go right. Wait about 1 minute. Go right.

Level 41

Go right.

Level 42

Go right.

Level 43

Go right.

Level 44

Slide slowly right.

Level 45

Press "i",then "r",then "o".

Level 46

Go right.

Level 47

Slide right.

Level 48

Go right.

Level 49

Go right.

Level 50

Type "!". Go right.

Level 51

Go right.

Level 52

Go right with "d".

Level 53

Go right.

Level 54

Go right.

Level 55

Press up,down,left,right,left,right,b,a.

Level 56

Go right.

Level 57

Go right.

Level 58

Go right and press the control key.

Level 59

Go right.

Level 60

Go right.

Level 61

Go right.

Level 62

Go right.

Level 63

Answer "y,

Level 64

n,n,y,y,y,y,n,n,n".

Level 65

Go right.

Level 66

Go right.

Level 67

Go right.

Level 68

Go right.

Level 69

Go right.

Level 70

Go right.

Level 71

YOU ARE NOT BACK ON THE FIRST LEVEL. Go right.

Level 72

Go right.

Level 73

Go right.

Level 74

Go right.Go to that page and solve the puzzle,but you have a walkthrough. The code is nchsbdfuiqbwibdaksbcxbyoqv
Go right.

Level 75

Go right.

Level 76

Go right.

Level 77

Go right.

Lemonade

Press a at the very right.

After Lemonade

Go talk to the person at the far right.

You win!

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630.37 seconds, yeah. I went to the bunker as well. I still need Sneaky Pete 2, Feel the Breeze, Sacred Scythe, and Veteran player.

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How do you get the veteran achievement?

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Nat in the Hat March 25, 2010 4:16 PM

Media Eggs Hope this helped!!

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@Aegeus
1)You might arleady have this:

Did you get the one at the metal detector?

It's in the sign

2)You and most people might not have this:

When you reach the spikes for the 2nd time wait for the screen to that your on the news and talks about the egg movie!

Hope that helped.

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I finished in 483 seconds, because the first time I stopped and looked at everything and got like 1000 something. Then I just ran through everything and made it. =D I like the cheat at the end, but the dude just rambles on about somthing I didnt even read. What a waste of time.... Lol. AWSOME GAME

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Anonymous March 26, 2010 6:04 PM

So that's two eggs:

The weather channel

and

The metal detector



I still can't find the salmon or the third egg, though...and I have no idea what "veteran" means.

Also,

it seems like if you're running at full speed (possibly only after beating it once), you can skip a lot of things, like

the ghost commanding you to be surprised

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Iz on lvl 300 n still goin, what a phail.

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ZOMG!! LEVEL 3927!!!! I have a screen shot just dont know how to post it =(

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has anybody else noticed that when you first enter some levels a quick flash of text appears, but not long enought to read it, like with the level with that person who says they are cursed? whats up with that?

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Blackrabbit March 27, 2010 2:06 AM

For the Feel the Breeze achievement: DON'T wait at #17 for good weather! Run right into the clouds, then wait. After a while, the salmon shows up.

I got "veteran" status on the same run as the "under a certain time" achievement. So I don't know whether it's a timed prize, or puzzles solved, or maybe number of runs (for some reason, I had the 3 and 9 runs awards during my very first run). Now I'm stuck with just Smell the Roses left, and I suspect it might be impossible without wiping your save.

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Finally found the 3rd egg and was able to complete all achievements.

3rd egg (or least obvious one, as you prefer):

On level 62 (slightly after the ghost boss), there are spikes with horizontal spikes. Just go through the screen slowly enough and eventually text will appear mentioning eggs.
I believe this is what AbstractCloud mentioned above, but couldn't make any sense of his hint :)
Hope the explicit level# reference will clarify that for you guys.

Also

Nice bonus video from the developer when you get all the achievements.

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i need help on the 3rd egg, (got the metal detector and weather channel on my own) And how on earth are we supposed to be veterans?

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kathikathi1 Author Profile Page March 27, 2010 6:47 PM

How do you get past level 51!!!??? I can't figure it out!!! :(

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@qwerty: see my comment just before yours on how to obtain the 3rd egg.
About veterans:

I don't have a clue what that means, all I know is that I got it on the same play as the one where I went as fast as I could and earned the achievement before that one (300 something seconds)

thx plz :)

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Anonymous March 29, 2010 8:15 AM

how do i get past level 85?

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Yesss!!!!1!!!1

Thanks blob44, that was it for the Veteran one.

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i believe to get veteran, you have to unlock all doors before you touch them, which is very possible. i did that the first time i played (on this computer) and unlocked vet. immediately.

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I'm stuck on the off-site minigame.

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For the ghost asking you for the code:

You dont have to open a new window and play the game. Just type in "30 Lives code" into google, and there will be a Yahoo answer link. Click it. There it is.

But so you dont have to do all that, here is the code:

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, b, a

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zoosmell April 1, 2010 8:53 PM

need answer for 75!

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Anonymous April 2, 2010 12:23 AM

To get the salmon, run at the level with the television and you will get into a place with clouds drifting by.. wait at that level and a salmon will come by.

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What about level 60?

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428 secs, almost all achivements... XDD

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Dudeish April 2, 2010 5:50 AM

To get the Smell The Roses achievement:

Read every piece of dialogue in one game

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Anonymous April 2, 2010 8:52 AM

If you just sprint through this, the only things you have to stop for are the ninjas and the ghost king. Well, the monster too, but everything else monologues long enough to glitch right through.

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what is the code for the last part at the core reactor!?!?!?! plz halp!!!!!

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Anonymous April 2, 2010 7:58 PM

Hey for the level were every thing is black press A theres a hidden gate like on on of the 1st levels

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It says I'm stuck at lvl 51, but it's the one with the guy asking if I'm "actuallies an pirate"
I can't get past it.

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gisella M. April 4, 2010 3:08 PM

woot! 458 seconds! very easy. there is only 87 lvls... i think. i didnt look at what level i was on when i finished.

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456 seconds... my best time so far

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joye, joo maed dis walkthru so how joo not no howz joo drop teh purse?

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Smell the Roses - you do NOT need to wipe your save.

If I recall correctly, there are a couple of tricky things you need to do - mostly just waiting in certain places - but also, there's a trick regarding the purse bomb.

Try NOT dropping it.

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i completed it in 450 seconds!!!!

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for the reactor code

nchsbdfuiqbwibdaksbcxbyoqv

achievements

XOXO:

click on the heart on the bottom left of the screen(may need to press ctrl+D)

Newborn prophecy:

play the game again, either by refreshing the window or opening a new game another time.

Portal Master:

Push "a" to open the door on level 5

You obeyed the law:

pass the dui test by typing the alphabet backwards on level 16

Silent but deadly:

Stand still for the ninjas in level 40

Booty:

On level 45, get passed the pirate by saying "I", "r", and "o"

Control Switch:

Hit the Ctrl button on lvl 58 to get passed the ghost king

Hail futility:

Go right when the person "sends you back in time"

Sweet lemonade:

Beat the game

Mighty Fine:

Egg media 1:

on the level with the metal detector, wait after all of the people have passed through and keep watching the tv until the egg appears.

Egg media 2:

Keep watching the weather channel until the egg movie appears

Egg media 3:

on the second level with the spikes, wait until the text starts to appear and read all of it

Sorry I don't know the levels

Fail futility:relation to "I Don't Even Know"

Right click and click on "Next Screen"

Smell the Roses:

Is what is says, just go through the entire game at a moderate pace

Sneaky pete 1 and 2:

Run through the levels with the ghost that wants you to be afraid, the computer that asks questions, the reactor code, and the last one at the lemonade stand

Hands free:

press right, then left after you have some speed and slide

Anti Cardio:

complete the game without sprinting(moving at full speed)

Feel the breeze:

Run through the weather channel level and you will end up in a level with many fast moving clouds, a cloud prevents you from moving fast so it's hard to get through. Wait a minute and a fish will appear fallowing the clouds. walk into the fish.

Hardcore:

Fallow the link at the reactor core level and successfully enter the code

Sacred Syth:

Complete the game in under 600 seconds(10 minutes)

Portal master:

On the level where the background is grey, push the A button before you hit the wall(not sure if this works. may have to beat all of the levels that have secrets instantaneously)

Mastery and Rediculousery:

complete the game 3 and nine times respectively

Is this a Glitch:

on the last level, push the "a" button and keep going on with the rest of the story

Horizon get:

get all of the achievements listed above

If one of the achievements above is wrong, please post another post correcting it.

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So I'm confused regarding the reactor code... I have the code, but what do I do once I get the code from the puzzle in the other link? Just type it and hope that I get it right?

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Anonymous April 8, 2010 4:01 AM

finished all in 320secs (:

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robinbird April 9, 2010 7:23 AM

How are we supposed to play the game without reading the walkthrough? It's impossible! Also it gets boring when you can't find what to do.

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Hey!!
how do you enter the reactor code on level 74?
Help!

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I've been ripping my hair out over this game for around...hmmm...2 days straight! Please tell me why the code for the reactor isn't working on me?!?! I tried my old friend just typing, I tried my older friend copy-paste, what else?!?! Please help me out. Also, I thouht IDEK (I Don't Even Know) was much easier. My TIME was what made IDEK hard, this game you really NEED a walkthrough for. Little hard for my taste. :/
Oh well. I'll keep trying, but any help would be cool!

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omg! i cant even get past level 5!! i pushed "A" and tried to go right but it wont work!! somebody help pleasee!

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stuck on level 79 :( plz some1 help?

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If you get to the reactor thing see the link below (it's a cheat, not spam):

i42.tinypic . com/k20189 . jpg

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466.9333333333 something sec.. :D

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Anonymous May 2, 2010 4:39 PM

im stuck on 52

in the walkthrough it says, go right with 'd', but that doesn't work
i noticed the leaning back when you press left and right, but i can't figure out if it does anything

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teh egg show May 3, 2010 7:41 AM

how do you get portal master? also sacred scythe, mighty fine, and smell the roses. plz halp!!11!11!!eleven!

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I've typed in the code for level 74 twice, and it hasn't wokrked, i had gotten it off the main website and this website.
Help :(

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The monster thing, the one that looks like na octopus, I think I got stuck in a loop. For the past five minutes (or more) it has been health desk -> blank area -> octopusthing -> health.. etc.

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Anonymous May 22, 2010 5:13 AM

actually, the 30 lives code is the konami code

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Anonymous May 23, 2010 1:41 PM

how do i get sneaky pete 2

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it froze at lvl 30

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o yeah 1072.

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level 60?

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Ellie123 June 29, 2010 8:22 AM

Omg did it in 392.43333 secods.. WOO!!!! :D

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can anyone help me with that pirate monster????counting levels is useless for this game ans so this walkthrouhg cant help me!

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ScottPilgrimGurl998 July 13, 2010 6:23 PM

It says im on level 127, i cant get past the monster, and i keep going in circles and messing up the numbers, can anyone help, please? Thx you! :D

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I got stuck on level 63. help plz!

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Anonymous July 24, 2010 5:39 PM

how do you get to the lemonade part? I just keep running in circles but thanks for the walkthrough. Can someone help me?

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Hey there July 25, 2010 9:58 PM

Here's how to get the portal master achievement:

First go to the last level of the game (the lemonade stand). When you are there, press A to use your 4 keys, but don't continue on to the secret bunker. Instead, press Q for a tasty brew. Let the game reload and when it does you should have the achievement.

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freakingnameless July 29, 2010 5:43 AM

Please! I'm stuck at this weird level 82!

HALP MEH! PLEEZE!
i feelz lik i runz aroundz wit meh head inna bucket T.T then i hit a walls overz and overz agian! T_T

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Girlin6thseat August 4, 2010 11:42 PM

How do I get past level 53 with the ghost?

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thedudeanonymous September 13, 2010 6:50 PM

how do you catch the salmon? i have all the other achievements.

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Stuck on level 210. Help?

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frustrated October 23, 2010 8:20 PM

i've tried getting "smell the roses" quite a few times already, i know i'm not supposed to drop the purse bomb...what else?

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Watz teh deel wit all uz makin mah letters in ur postagez?

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STUCK ON 62!
please help its driving me insane!!! D:

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Procrastinateher January 13, 2011 7:35 AM

So, I didn't

go slow enough to not wake the octopus monster up

a few too many times and broke the level counter.

I'm now currently on level 125 after being "sent back to the beginning".

Surely that's an achievement...

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Awesome Girl February 21, 2011 3:04 AM

For level 30 YOU DON'T TYPE DARK!!!!!!!!!! You just simply type "a".Remember the wall that you had to press "a" to open because you lost your key?! On level 30, there's just another wall. But since it's so dark, you can't see the wall. So you just press "a". Seriously! Try it!

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i just found this out but you dont have to answer the questions the computer asks you. Just run by before the computer starts asking the yes no questions.

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if you come in to the reactor core running you dont have to put in the code you just run by to the end and the lemonade stand

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stuck on the "are yo a pirate or wat?" HELP I WILL GO TO WALMART TO FIND THE ANSWER!!!!

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thatoneguywiththeface July 1, 2011 3:15 PM

you can start running from the beginning and only have to stop a few times when it stops you!! lol

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Wilster July 16, 2011 2:05 PM

Whenever I go to level 0, i can't move. HELP!

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leroyjenkins July 19, 2011 5:38 PM

If you want to get the portal master achievement:

Open a door before you hit it

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Lillian Poop (fake name :D) July 29, 2011 12:42 PM

teehee lovveee this game..it took me a little while but its really cute...ICANHAZCHEESEBURGER :D hehehehhe

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Dis game confuzzles teh noobs. heheheh....Couldn't help it. But on the actual game: What is this I don't even...Sorry, I had to add one more meme in there. I WUV TIS GAME!

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How do you get past the ghost king i've pressed ctrl but it doesn't work plz help!

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wait,wait.so let me get this straight...
the WHOLE objectiveof this SUPER COMPLICATED GAME...is to get a......LEMONADE?!/1(by using keysat end ok so press "4" when the second grate)

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