I Don't Even Game
oh hai plz. joo can haz new game! dis game speshully made for lolspeakurs liek u. joo can has many levelz 4 teh teasin of ur brainmeats. do u tink u can has record completion? play game 4 grate justice, plz.
If reading that paragraph made you twitch, I Don't Even Game is not for you, because the entire game is written like that. This side-scrolling puzzler takes your smiley-faced protagonist on a journey ever rightward. As the game says in the first screen, there are no instructions, but it's not too much of a spoiler to say that the [arrow] keys are your primary method of movement, and that you only need your keyboard to solve each level (although you might need to research an answer elsewhere). Each new screen is a new "level". In some levels you only need to keep going right, whereas in others you hit an obstacle. It's up to you to figure out what to do to get past the obstacle.
The art is quite minimalist, with your protagonist a jaunty stick figure with a constant ":D" face. There's no sound at all, so feel free to keep your music playing in the background. A significant drawback is that there's no saving mid-game. If you close the game window and open it up later, you have to start at level one. The game does remember what achievements you have unlocked, however.
If you are amused by lolspeak and nonsense, you'll like the humor in the game. The gameplay should appeal to fans This Is The Only Level and other games that use platformer mechanics but are really about challenging your ability to solve riddles.
so mmk i dunno wut else 2 rite bout dis. u play nao plz? lawl.
Walkthrough Guide
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Complete Walkthrough
Level 0
Walk right
Level 1
Go right.
Level 2
Go right.
Level 3
Go right.
Level 4
Go right.
Level 5
Press A. Go right.
Level 6
Go right.
Level 7
Go right.
Level 8
Go right.
Level 9
Go right.
Level 10
Go right.
Level 11
Go right.
Level 12
Go right.
Level 13
Go right.
Level 14
Go right. Pressing Q is optional.
Level 15
Go right.
Level 16
Go right. Type ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA. Go right.
Level 17
Go right.
Level 18
Go right.
Level 19
Go right.
Level 20
Go right.
Level 21
Go right.
Level 22
Go right.
Level 23
Go right.
Level 24
Go right.
Level 25
Go right.
Level 26
Go right.
Level 27
Go right.
Level 28
Go right.
Level 29
Go right.
Level 30
Go right. Type dark and/or wait 1 minute. Go right.
Level 31
Go right.
Level 32
Go right.
Level 33
Go right.Press 4. Go right.
Level 34
Go right.
Level 35
Go right.
Level 36
Go right. Press Q. Go right.
Level 37
Go right.
Level 38
Go right.
Level 39
Go right.
Level 40
Go right. Wait about 1 minute. Go right.
Level 41
Go right.
Level 42
Go right.
Level 43
Go right.
Level 44
Slide slowly right.
Level 45
Press "i",then "r",then "o".
Level 46
Go right.
Level 47
Slide right.
Level 48
Go right.
Level 49
Go right.
Level 50
Type "!". Go right.
Level 51
Go right.
Level 52
Go right with "d".
Level 53
Go right.
Level 54
Go right.
Level 55
Press up,down,left,right,left,right,b,a.
Level 56
Go right.
Level 57
Go right.
Level 58
Go right and press the control key.
Level 59
Go right.
Level 60
Go right.
Level 61
Go right.
Level 62
Go right.
Level 63
Answer "y,
Level 64
n,n,y,y,y,y,n,n,n".
Level 65
Go right.
Level 66
Go right.
Level 67
Go right.
Level 68
Go right.
Level 69
Go right.
Level 70
Go right.
Level 71
YOU ARE NOT BACK ON THE FIRST LEVEL. Go right.
Level 72
Go right.
Level 73
Go right.
Level 74
Go right.Go to that page and solve the puzzle,but you have a walkthrough. The code is nchsbdfuiqbwibdaksbcxbyoqv
Go right.
Level 75
Go right.
Level 76
Go right.
Level 77
Go right.
Lemonade
Press a at the very right.
After Lemonade
Go talk to the person at the far right.
You win!
Posted by: BRGamer
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March 24, 2010 8:16 PM
For the ghost asking you for the code:
You dont have to open a new window and play the game. Just type in "30 Lives code" into google, and there will be a Yahoo answer link. Click it. There it is.
But so you dont have to do all that, here is the code:
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, b, a
Posted by: Rachel | March 30, 2010 1:08 PM