Achievement Unlocked
Platform: Flash
John Cooney, author of TBA, TBA2, Grid16, and the Ball Revamped series, has unveiled his latest epic adventure. Along with timeless, classic platforming gameplay, Achievement Unlocked offers you the opportunity to earn no less than One. Hundred. Achievements. Holy bat farts on a bus.
"100 achievements!?!?" I hear you splutter, spraying muffin crumbs all over your keyboard, "That is so many achievements, it puts me in personal danger! The dopamine-eating dwarf who lives in my brain will grow fat and heavy, and then my head will loll to one side and I'll have to walk all funny! My important work as a photograph-straightener will suffer! Please don't make me click on the game, Mr. Man With the Words."
But it's not me who requests your clickage. It's the elephant. He throws marvelous rave parties, his skin is a fetching shade of blue, he appreciates polka and ragtime music, and he thinks that you should play his game. It will hurt his feelings if you don't. Why do you want to hurt the elephant? Can't you understand the depth of his elephant emotions? He only wants to help you get achievements. Pretty, shiiiiiny achievements. Achievements are very useful. Maybe you can share them with your friends, or make a little house out of them. And then you and your friends can all live in the house with your new elephant buddy and you will be happy together and you can eat achievements for all your meals until there's no more house left.
And then you will be free.
Thanks to Repairmanman and Loki for sending this one in!
Really makes fun of all the games that include achievements today ^^ Guess gamers should find satisfaction by themselves from now on instead of relying on the game to tell them.
I love achievements. This game entertained me.
I can't figure out how to get too much contra.
I just have a slight problem with getting the colour changing achievements. How can you get them? Thanks,
Sara:
Type something on the keyboard.
Rubenes:
Your number is up.
Am I the only one who really wants a sequel to this game? Maybe with a bigger level, more control options, and most importantly, lots more achievements to unlock?
I need Get off Your Seats and Total Confusion.
Total Confusion should be:
holding left, right, up, down all together
It just doesn't seem to work.
Allbadger
Get off your seat
Jump, I think the exact requirement is that you jump/stay airborn for fifteen seconds.
Total Confusion
shift key. It does nothing in the game
Kyle - for Total Confusion:
Pressing [space] worked for me. Perhaps it's either key?
My bad
Total Confusion:
space bar, not shift key
And I think I have get off your seats wrong.
I love this game! I got all of the achievements apart from
the ones where you needed to change the elephants colour. How do you do that?
and obviously the one where you need to get all the achievements. Really fun and addictive!
Oh and get off your seats is
just hold your finger on the up key and dont let go for at least ten seconds
You Finished in
1032 Seconds
Only had 2 missing after I found the "hint?" achievement.
Luke:
Try the number keys
Does anyone know how to get graveyard? I can't seem to kill them quick enough!
Joshy
For graveyard and cemetary I think the only way you can really accomplish it is if you start aiming for the moving platform at the top. That's the only thing that kills and respawns you quick enough to rack up the corpses.
I figured what I had wrong with get off your seats...
You have to HOLD the up key, you can't just keep tapping it up.
Pretty fun game. Gameplay is great, but I feel the story and character development is a bit lacking. I was left with more questions than when I began.
I worked out how to do the colours.
Press 1, 2, 3 and 4
Hope this helps you out!
I only need We have liftoff 1 o'clock murder, programmers credit, contra and too much freetime achiev? Anybody knows how to get them?
Kasper:
We have liftoff: Touch the numbers in opposite order.
1 'o clock murder: Jump into the moving spikes so that the corpse lands where the 01 is.
Contra: Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A
Too much freetime: You should be able to get that one without help. ;)
SonicLover: I want a sequel, too. I loved this game so much...
nice game, finished in 741 seconds...
@Kasper
We have liftoff
what happens just before someone says, we have liftoff??
look at the achievement number 22
1 o'clock murder
similar to number 30
programmers credit
what's the name of the programmer?
contra
remember an ancient game...
too much freetime
just finish all the previous
That was completely pointless, utterly inane, and yet totally satisfying, and the most fun toy I've played with in a while.
I thoroughly enjoyed achieving Graveyard.
Keep teh awesomes coming!!
OK for some reason, I'm just not able to complete Programmer's Credit. I know what I need to do, but I must be doing it wrong somehow. It's the last one I need besides "Too Much Free Time" so please help!
Where is point 5? I can't seem to find. it
OK, got it in 810. Here's a hint for anyone who's having trouble.
If you can't seem to get the an achievement that requires you to type something, jump into the spikes and try again with a new life. It may be that it clears the memory. All I know is that it worked for me.
would it be wrong for me to point out that there is an achievement you get by
Clicking the hint button
And that after you do that, well...
you shouldn't really need to ask anyone how to get the rest of the achievements
I mean, i'd found most of them before i realized it, but, you know. it's there.
oh my bad. i guess it doesn't tell you everything. it just told me everything i needed to know once i found it.
ignore my idiocy. :)
Oh, wow! That was fun! I feel like I've achieved something. What a way to start the afternoon! I feel like I can do anything now! I'm off to clean the house! I'm off to bake cookies! I'm off to build a barn! Woo!
I know I shouldnt feel like I achieved anything really but I dooooo!
*The programmers are in my brain knowing what makes me tick*
point 5
is under the platform you start on
Programmers credits
type the programmers name on the keyboard
jmtb02
[Edit: Please don't copy and paste walkthroughs. Especially one that the game developer provided himself. ;-) -Psychotronic]
I was close to finished and working on the typed in achievments. I still needed Contra...
I remembered Doom from a recent post and typed 'idkfa'
Suddenly, everything was complete and I won!
I tried that again in a new game and couldn't repro.
it seems that there are differing ways to get contra. my mistake
Repairmanman that walkthrough is kind of useless.
I managed to get contra by just typing the word 'contra'
Be careful if you have an Azerty keyboard, you cannot do step # 77 ( you need to have a look where the "m" key is on a kwerty keyboard ( near the "n" key). I just spend 10 minutes trying to figure that :)
And actually, you need to look at a kwerty keyboard for the step # 78 as well ( If you have an azerty).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Qwerty.svg
So, this game was changed because of me... initially there was an achievement for 300 seconds of playing. I beat the game under 300 seconds, made a video, and jmtb02 changed the achievement (my name is on the loading screen!). Also got a blog post about it on armorblog.com.
THERE'S A NEW ACHIEVEMENT????!!!
Thanks, Tassel.
Thanks a whole lot!
heh, I was wondering how I beat the game in under 300 seconds. (got 253)
nice job tassel.
I just can't do #32 get off your seats...
I know you have to jump, but your jumps last like 3 seconds?
hint please!
False alarm. did it accidentally now.
thanks.
I got 1209 Seconds. I got everything but the achievements with numbers without a walkthrough. I didn't figure out that you could touch the numbers in order.
The "Too Much Contra" achievement is obtained by entering the classic Konami Code: Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A. It appears in numerous Konami games, not just the famous Contra.
Cooley123:
I got the Get off Your Seats by:
resting at the top of the launcher on the right side and pressing up for 10 or 15 seconds
I cant get #13: Stalagmite. I dont know what to do! HELP ME!
You can Get Off Your Seats by
Holding down the up key for 10 or so seconds. If you're jumping constantly, that's fine.
look, all of the answers are on the hint guide, except for maybe the contra one, explained here. or the colors, also here.
Hey you can also get the 'Contra' one by typing:
c-o-n-t-r-a
and SonicLover, I agree with you 100% on a sequel. :)
The funny thing about people posting hints is
it makes people less likely to get one of the achievements!
[Edit: Please don't copy and paste walkthroughs. Especially one the game developer provided himself. ;-) -Psychotronic]
no joke... my final score was 1337
I have the impression I wasn't supposed to like this game. Like the game's some sort of an argument to a criticism.. But I like it! =D~ So many achievements!! I feel so happy inside.. lol
Of course, the game isn't that fun. But it took me just a few minutes and the sense of humor is great. :]
finished in 314 seconds on 2nd try, just like the pi achievement! haha, ty all for helpful hints, especially the colors
I got it done in 657 seconds! Yay me! And i want a sequel
Hehe, I beat the game in 605 seconds.
Now that I have the cheat page open, I may as well do a speed run. Be right back.
372. If you want proof, here it is.
How do I do Stalagmite?
Stalagmite:
Go up to Point 01. Then fall down into the lifter on the right. This will give you enough lift to go over the lower blocks on the left, but not enough that you will hit the upper blocks, like you do, if you go into the lifter from the bottom. Now fly over those blocks and into the spike pit.
I dunno what happened but there's some sort of glitch in this game. I started typing dirty words on the keyboard and out of nowhere I got the Too Much Contra achievement! I have no idea why. I don't remember exactly what I typed but I was just typing random foul language and it came up!
I tried it again but it didn't work . . .
Graveyard:
I just jumped at the moving spikes continuously. If you keep pushing jump in that direction, you should die pretty fast.
Programmer's credit final solution :
To achieve this, you need to type the numbers of the programmer's name with the keys just above the letters, not with pad on the right of the keyboard.
I finished in 453
Almost as amusing as the review *grins*
That was just so fun. :)
Hi! This was a super fun game!!! It's really cool. I totally think that they should make a sequel! But they should make it more challenging...
how do you change the colour of the elephant
663 Seconds
Woot :D
finished in 500 seconds excactly
no walk through help
What can really help you to get a faster time is to do all the easy achievements first.
For example: Vertical Confusion, Horizontal Confusion, Programmers Credit, Changing colors etc.
And then finish doing ones that take a much longer ammount of time.
Half Century and Century take a while to get.
Also it helps that when finding the number points:
If you know where all the points are, get them in order so you can also get the 'I Can Count To 5' achievement and then you won't have to go through the same process. Also, let's say you got the 'Meaning of Life' achievement, go straight into doing the '(2*125)+3' achievement, then the 'Pi', then '3*(30/(15-13))' then 'THIS IS SPARTA' because the last numbers of all of those are the first numbers of the next sequence. (Except for the 'This is Sparta' achievement.)
These really help a bunch. Each time I play this game, using what I just wrote, I get a shorter time. I just got 270. :) I hope this helps you too.
For Contra
I think all you really need to do is press the 'a' key.
I just finished in 211. I'm pretty sure < 200 is possible.
453 seconds on my second try...wooo
419,,,grrrr
too much contra:type contra in the game.
How do you get Meaning Of Life?
The contra one is supposed to be 'left-right-left-right-up-down-up-down-b-a'
(the original has select at the end, but there's no select key on a keyboard)
anonymouse, you mean you don't know the answer to life, the universe, and everything? Why, it's
42! Hit numbers 4 and 2 in that order.
Get it right, and you'll prove you're one froopy snood!
. . . yeah, okay, I'm all done being a geek now. Promise.
Dora:
I think you might mean "hoopy frood" ;)
406 Seconds :P
easier way to get too much contra: type contra
Congrats!
you finished in 504 seconds!
...i need a life...
Loltastic at all of these
Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy
references.
Anyway, my first run was 1000-something. Pitiful.
My second run was 469 seconds.
Pretty good diference, eh?
hey i suggested this and did not get credit for suggesting it
Cleared in 504 seconds :D
150 seconds.
woot.
My basic approach is to first get the number sequence ones, then jump around/survival/keypresses, then the death related ones. All the others can be had along the way getting those main three areas.
The main key is to string the number sequences together so you can be working on multiple sequences simultaneously.
yay i got 6142.60 seconds! yay :)
(im happy)
I got 288 just now, my personal best. Man, this game is so fun to speedrun...
Change colour
type 01 for blue,
02 for pink
03 for orange
and 04 for orange black and pink
Okay, i still don't understand how to get the last achievement. I have all 98 of the others, but this one just won't do anything. What does it mean get 99 achievements? that's the 99th that you need! is this a joke?
1580 seconds... please leave a more detailed version of the 'Stelagmite' achievement, because it took over 1000 seconds to get that one achievement.
yes!!! 241 seconds on my 2nd go. :) this game is soo great its going in my faves. :D
135 Seconds!
I got 2-5-3 by accident, which made it so fast. Century and Longevity take too long.
Brilliant! Speed run, 343. Only had to cheat for colours and contra
Why is everybody typing a different thing for the Too Much Contra achievement? I typed "Contra". Anyway, I'm going to try to get all achievements as quickly as possible. I'll post a report soon.
um... one problem about the stalagmite one, um if you jump from point 1 and go into that lifter you DO go over the lower blocks and dodge the upper blocks but then you hit the upper lifters and they make you hit the ceiling. so i don't know what to do now.
i finished the game in 501 seconds!
stalagmite is impossible, any more detailed explanations?
Well, I've played this game way too many times, always attempting to beat my previous score. So far I've managed under 250, but I'm certain I can do better. The only one I ever have problems with is No Cheese For You because I keep forgetting what to do! I know the answer is
to simply click the screen
but I always forget, and it's the only achievement left at the end, and I always jump around looking like the world's dumbest pink elephant before I remember. Bah. One day, I will win against myself. One day.
You Finished in
617 Seconds
Ehh..^Second Try^
FOR GET OFF YOUR SEATS!
-- All you have to do is sit there and jump 10 times in a row... May take a while but, obviously, it's worth it... =)
FOR TOO MUCH CONTRA!
-- Just type in contra... =)
FOR PROGRAMMERS CREDIT!
-- Just click on purple boundaries around level and type in jmtb02... =)
ps, still dont know how to change colors other than pink... ;)
Change colors by
Pressing 1,2,3 and 4
I love this game, I could replay it over and over again for a long time. Still can't beat 241 seconds though... :)
You Finished in 877 Seconds!
First try too.
how do you get Quality Snob??
For Stalagmite you have to:
Go to one of the top boosters and just drop straight down to the pit.
Beat it in 593 w/ walkthrough
Didn't know Jmtb02 did satire
I can't figure out quality snoband not listening. Help please?
emma:
To get Quality Snob press the Quality button in the lower right corner
To get Not Listening press the mute button in the lower right corner
emma:
Did you notice the
'Mute' and 'Quality' buttons under the list of achievements?
Click on them.That's it.
i finished in 384 seconds!!
238 seconds :D
ok, to chnage the colour of the elephant you have to type in:
jmtb01
jmtb02
jmtb03
jmtb04
jmtb05( i cant remember if this is one but try it anyway)
i cant remember what the colours are,but to do the "to much contra" achievement you have to have a pink elephant.
dude, i finished this game in 1484 secs, on my 1st try, with no help!!!! it was hard at 1st, but its REALLY fun.....hope they have a sequel!!!
Hey guys, I'm going to leave a full spoiler on this game, so you can check your stuff.
0
stand in place for a while
1
move left
2
movie right
3
press up
4
hit spikes
5
hit one of the flight arrows to fly up
6
bump against the left wall
7
bump against the right wall
8
paint the entire ceiling
9
paint the entire bottom
10
go to the top left hand corner, and use the fly thing, then fall off the left side and dodge the floors until you get to the bottom
11
use the fly panels at the bottom right to go all the way to the top
12
go to the fly panels at the top and fall from the top to the pit of spikes
13
use the fly panels at the bottom right to fly up and press left a little bit so you hit the spikes
14
go to the top left of the screen
15
go to the top right of the screen
16
in the little maze on the left side
17
in the very center of the very bottom
18
in the bottom right corner
19
under the respawn platform
20
find 14-19
21
throw yourself against the moving spike platform until you get a corpse stuck in the fly panels
22
visit points 1-5 in order
23
visit points 1-5 backwards
24
get on one of the fly panels for ten seconds
25
hit the moving spike platform until one of your corpses falls onto the very bottom
26
make a corpse hit the ceiling
27
find the cave next to the 2 in point 2, on the other side of the wall
28
go to the bottom right of the screen
29
go to the top right of the screen
30
throw yourself against the moving spikes platform until one of your corpses gets to point 0
31
throw yourself against the moving spikes platform until one of your corpses gets to point 1
32
go to the bottom of the screen where there is nothing above you when you jump, and keep your finger on the up button until it says you got the award
33
throw yourself at the moving spike platform fast until you have five corpses on the screen
34
throw yourself at the moving spike platform fast until you have seven corpses on the screen
35
kill yourself 50 times
36
kill yourself 100 times
37
kill yourself 101 times
38
stay alive for 15 sec
39
stay alive for 30 sec
40
die 2 times in less than 0.23 seconds, so throw yourself against the moving spike platform when it comes above you and aim at it when you respawn
41
hit the spiked platform
42
die in the pit
43
die in the pit 3 times
44
die in the pit 10 times
45
have 2 corpses in the pit at one time
46
have 3 corpses in the pit at one time
47
press the left and right keys at the same time
48
press the up and down keys at the same time
49
press the space bar
50
land on the ledge on the left side of the pit
51
play for one minute
52
play for three minutes
53
play for five minutes
54
hit points 3-1-4 in that order
55
hit points 3-0-0 in that order
56
hit points 4-2 in that order
57
hit points 2-5-3 in that order
58
hit points 4-5 in that order
59
touch 10 blocks
60
touch 25 blocks
61
touch 50 blocks
62
touch 75 blocks
63
touch 100 blocks
64
touch every touchable block
65
hit five fly panels
66
hit ten fly panels
67
hit all fly panels
68
hit 3 spikes that aren't moving
69
hit 7 spikes that aren't moving
70
hit all spikes that aren't moving
71
paint all areas
72
press "1"
73
press "2"
74
press "3"
75
press "4"
76
ask for a hint
77
type "jmtb02"
78
press up up down down left right b a
79
click the level area
80
preload the game
81
click the armor games link
82
find the main menu
83
click "quality"
84
scroll with the yellow thing on the right scroll bar
85
click start at the beginning
86
get to lvl 1
87
click "mute"
88
watch the sponsor thing
89
earn 1 achievement
90
earn 10 achievements
91
earn 20 achievements
92
earn 30 achievements
93
earn 40 achievements
94
earn 50 achievements
95
earn 60 achievements
96
earn 70 achievements
97
earn 80 achievements
98
earn 90 achievements
99
earn 99 achievements
Finished in 330 seconds.
i finished in 949.3 seconds. that was kinda hard lol but it was a great time killer, and yes i too want a seq. for it XD
Heres NO.00-NO.10 of the achievements ;)
NO.00 dont move for 1 sec.
NO.01 jump to the left.
NO.02 move to the right.
NO.03 press the up key.
NO.04 jump into a spike.
NO.05 go through the bottom right lift.
NO.06 touch the left wall.
NO.07 touch the right wall.
NO.08 touch the ceiling.
NO.09 touch the floor.
NO.10 jump from the top to the bottom.
Haha, that was perfect!
Wow.
"You Finished in
449 Seconds!"
First try.
Woot! 378!
I need help with #12 [Stalactite]
I know...
that you have to "Skewer yourself at high speed on downward facing spikes"
but I need to know how to do THAT. lol
552 Seconds! this was pretty easy because you just got most of the achievments without even trying...
how do you paint the entire bottom?
1. you can;t do that.
2.btw, how do you jump from top to bottom?
How do I get: pi, meaning of life and (2*125)+3?
I tried to hit the numbers but it never works how do i do it exactly?
WAHAHAHA! I finished in 199 seconds! I. AM. AWESOME!!
i still cant seem to do get off you seats - i've jumped for ten seconds i've jump ten times and it still wont work
how do you get pi
BOO YAHNZ! 520!!!! I LUV THIS GAME!!!
Ok! So these are the ones I needed help with
THIS IS SPARTA (Just go to points 3-0-0)
Too much contra (type "contra")
All of the color ones (type: 1-2-3-4)
Producer's credit [or whatever it's called...]
(at first I tried clicking the Armor Games link but then someone told me to type the dude's user name!! AND IT WORKED!!!)
Uh...lemme think...hmmmmmmmm
OH YEAH! No cheese for you (click the screen!)
That's it! It was a fun game and I LOVED IT!
312 Seconds
i thought that this was fun....but i was using some of the spoilers and some of them are wrong....like the one where there is the full walkthrough the #13 is wrong...you have to fall from one of the top launchers into the pit down below without touching anything else.
Beat it in 268
Um...I know some people did do this but there were a lot of comments asking how to do something that was already told by someone else so just read previous comments.
P.S. I SUCK at this game,1409,=(, it's a good game though.
231 seconds XD most keyboards ones were found here
(first time about 1200 seconds lol)
First of all one of the achievements is play game for 300 seconds so there is no way anyone beat the game in under 300 seconds so quit saying you did and i beat it in 416
208 seconds.
Time for a sequel!
I beat it within THIS IS SPARTA
secret points 3-0-0 in order
seconds!!! =P
I got 433 seconds so if you need help remember- 1-99
I get the general idea of Death at 0, 1 o'clock Murder, and Graveyard, but apparently I'm not leet enough. This is what I'm trying, and how it's failing:
Death at 0/1 O'clock Murder - I jump off the launcher in the direction of the number when the moving spikes are directly below me. Problem: corpses don't bounce and you can't make them jump. They just fall through the moving spikes.
Graveyard - I know it's "go as fast as you can," but I tried jumping into the spikes as fast as they came past, and it wasn't enough. So I tried jumping at the leading edge of the spikes so the newly spawned elephant would come out soon enough to try to get two corpses out of one pass. (I *think* sometimes it works, but I'm not quite sure.) Then I tried doing the leading edge jump, and while I'm waiting for the spikes to come back, I throw an elephant into the pit. Problem: Jump, pit, jump, pit, jump, pit, jump is not fast enough to keep 7 corpses on the screen.
Can anyone explain to me how they got past these issues? I suspect it's just that I haven't played enough twitch games to know the tricks.
gement:
Graveyard-Instead of throwing yourself into the pit as you wait for the spikes to come back, jump towards the moving spikes. Falling into the pit seems to take too much time
So, Don't wait for the spikes, jump towards them even while they're away.
Death at 0,1 O'clock murder: If you jump upward from the starting point into the moving spikes, your corpse floats up. For 1 O'clock murder, stand on the side of the ledge thats closest to point 0 and wait for the spikes to come your way. Then, Jump up and into the the spikes. When you jump, don't jump straight up. Jump in the direction of point 1. Your corpse should float toward point 1. it might take couple of tries but it's do-able. You can achieve Death at 0 the same way.
Hope that helps, good luck.
Get off you seats isnt jumping ten times. You have to hold the key down to get the achievment.
I know all of the achievments so if you need one just ask
WOO 215 SECONDS!!!
For graveyard, jump against the moving platform as it moves toward you. Then when you respawn, jump into it at an angle. This should get you 3 quick corpses if you understand what I mean.
In Order to complete the cemetary and graveyard achievements, you have to make a pattern of dying on the center spikes and the stationary pit.
how long were you waiting to use the phrase "Holy bat farts on a bus"?
Here's a speed guide I wrote (my record using it is 189 seconds):
Set up:
Jump up through the hover block to your right and ride it to the ceiling
Fall all the way to the bottom of the level without touching anything (this can be difficult)
Stop moving and do the following:
Click the screen
Click the quality button
Click the mute button
Click the hint button
Press Up, Down, Left, Right, B, A
Press Up and Down at the same time
Press Left and Right and the same time
While holding up for 10 seconds:
Scroll the bar
Type "jmtb02"
Press 1, 2, 3, 4
Press space,
From where you're standing at the bottom go get the following points:
05
04 (go through the hover blocks to the right and hit the spikes at full speed)
03 (go left and get the favorite spot)
02 (get the two secret spots near this point, then jump through the hover blocks)
01
00 (go left a little for the secret spot)
01, 02, 03, 04, 05
02, 05, 03
00
03, 01, 04
02
Now die and from the starting point get the following achievements:
Fall into the pit three times as fast as possible
Hover to the ceiling and fall into the spikes below full speed
Use the spike platform to reach 101 deaths as fast as possible
Make sure to launch a body into 00 and 01 while getting 101 kills
Finishing up:
Go and paint the rest of the blocks
Make sure all the spikes in the pit are painted
What's with the achievement '(2*125)+3'? I tried hitting the points 1,5, and 3 but nothing happened. I can't understand SPARTA achievement either.
Wait, that was supposed to be 253. My bad.
765 Seconds !
First Try !
Wooooo ! :P
wow this game is addicting but confusing i the last one i did was stalagmite and it took me forever to realize all u have to do is fall in the pit XD
293 Seconds
Wow... i did it on kongregate in 211 seconds. check the highscores, "bill"
Programmers Credit here....
Type jmtb02 in
How do you do Graveyard?
i can not seem to get Stalagmite.
just hit hint and it will take you to a page with everything you need to do
255 seconds exactly try #4
(2^8 - 1)
[FF in hex]
[Needs to stop being such a nerd]
Do NOT have anything blocking flash while playing this game. I cannot access the mute button because of this. Got 98% done, then I find that out. :(
Ahaha, my fave one was the meaning of life, frickn love that movie xD
very nice game, had lots of fun!
XD
for too much contra the easy way for me was just mashing everything on my keyboard
how do you do We Have Liftoff and The Meaning of Life?
288 seconds!
Yay! 421 seconds! This is fun!
462 seconds
i finished in 442 seconds on my first try!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am amazing!!!!!!
lol i finished the whole thing in 279 seconds on the first try
647SB, We Have Liftoff is hitting points 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, and 0 in that order (Like a space shuttle countdown), and The Meaning of Life is 4 and 2 in that order (because the answer to the question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42).
Great and easy game! If you're having problems here are a few pointers I'd like to show you. I have broken it up into groups to make it easier:
0-10
#0: Don't Move a Muscle: DONT MOVE!
#1: It's a Jump to the Left: Jump and move left.
#2: And it's a step to the Ri-i-ight!: Strain yourself to move right
#3: Fight Gravity: Jump
#4: Elephant Skewers: Hit yourself on any spike
#5: Ascension: Use the orange lift pads to move up
#6: Lefty: Hit the left wall (color will change from dark to light purple)
#7: Righty: (Hit the right wall (color will change from dark to light purple)
#8: Purple Ceiling: Hit the ceiling (color will change from dark to light purple)
#9: Rock Bottom: Move down to the bottom of the screen
#10: Speedy Downfall: Fall from the top of the screen to the bottom (easiest way to do this is to be left of the "01" and fall before the moving spikes hit you)
11-20
#11: Escape Velocity: Using the launching pad near "04" go the the top of the screen without stopping
#12: Stalactite: Kill yourself by going to the right launching pad and aiming yourself so that you are skewered on the spikes
#13: Stalagmite: Go and hurl yourself into the pit
#14: Found Point 0: Top left hand corner
#15: Found Point 1: Top right hand corner
#16: Found Point 2: Near the outmost wall on the left
#17: Found Point 3: Bottom center of screen
#18: Found Point 4: Near the largest launching pad (Bottom right corner)
#19: Found Point 5: Center of screen. Below respawn platform and above the spike pit.
#20: Bloodhound: Finding all points mentioned above.
21-30
#21: Floating Corpse: Get a skeleton stuck in a launcher
#22: I Can Count to 5!: Go to points in this order: 0,1,2,3,4,5
#23: We Have Liftoff: Go to points in this order: 5,4,3,2,1,0
#24: Airwalking: Using the mini pads on the top of screen, stay afloat for 10 seconds
#25: Hellbound: Launch corpse to bottom
#26: Heavenbound: Launch corpse to ceiling
#27: Secret Alcove: Get surrounded by three sides (it's diagonal to "02")
#28: Secret Cave: Get surrounded by three sides (it's utmost bottom left corner)
#29: Secret Hideout: Get surrounded by three sides (utmost top left corner by "00")
#30: Death at 0: Fire a corpse at Point 0
31-40
#31: 1 o'clock murder: Fire a corpse at Point 1
#32: Get Off Your Seats: HOLD down the up arrow (jump) for 10 seconds
#33: Cemetary: Have 5 live corpses on the screen (do this quickly because they disappear!)
#34: Graveyard: Have 7 live corpses on the screen. (Either dying by moving spiked board or a combo of the pit and the spiked boards seem to be the quickest)
#35: Half-Century: Die 50 times
#36: Century: Die 100 times
#37: And One More... : Die 101 times
#38: Stayin' Alive: Stay alive for 15 seconds
#39: Longevity: Stay alive for 30 seconds
#40: Gone in a Flash: Die in less 0.23 seconds (easiest way to do this is to kill yourself on the moving spike platform when it's directly above you at respawn)
41-50
#41: Wrecking Ball: Hit the center spike platform
#42: In the Pit: Land a corpse in the pit
#43: Pit Hat Trick: Land 3 corpses in the pit
#44: 10 Pin Pit: Land 10 corpses in the pit (remember be quick!)
#45: Double Play Pit: Have two corpses in the pit at once
#46: Triple Play Pit: Have three corpses in the pit at once
#47: Horizontal Confusion: Hold both the left and right arrow keys
#48: Vertical Confusion: Hold both the up and down arrow keys
#49: Total Confusion: Press the Space Bar
#50: My Favourite Spot: It's located on the bottom left ledge by the pit
51-60
#51: 60 Seconds: Play for 1 minute
#52: 180 Seconds: Play for 3 minutes
#53: 300 Seconds: Play for 5 minutes
#54: Pi : Hit points 3,1,4 in that order
#55: THIS IS SPARTA: Hit 3,0,0 in that order
#56: Meaning of Life: Hit 4,2 in that order
#57: (2*125)+3: Hit 2,5,3 in that order
#58: 3*(30/(15-13)): Hit 4,5 in that order
#59: Paint 10: Touch 10 blocks (remember they'll change from dark to light purple)
#60: Paint 25: Touch 25 blocks
61-70
#61: Paint 50: Touch 50 blocks
#62: Paint 75: Touch 75 blocks
#63: Paint 100: Touch 100 blocks
#64: Masterpiece: Touch every touchable block
#65: Jet 5: Hit 5 launchers
#66: Jet 10: Hit 10 launchers
#67: Master Jetter: Hit every launcher
#68: 3 Spikes: Hit 3 stationary spikes
#69: 7 Spikes: Hit 7 stationary spikes
#70: Spikeful: Hit all stationary spikes
71-80
#71: Extreme Makeover: Recolour all areas (remember dark to light purple)
#72: True Blue: Hit 1 to turn blue
#73: Shocking Pink: Hit 2 to turn pink
#74: Sweet Orange: Hit 3 to turn orange
#75: Stealth Black: Hit 4 to turn black
#76: Cheater: Click the "hint?" button
#77: Programmers Credit: Type jmtb02
#78: Too Much Contra: Type Contra
#79: No Cheese for You: Click anywhere
#80: Bandwidth Exploiter: Don't worry about this one. Already achieved it before you started to play the game :] Congrats!
81-89
#81: You Are El: Click the Armor Games link
#82: Menu Explorer: Again, don't worry, it was taken care of in preload.
#83: Quality Snob: Click on the "quality" button
#84: Scrolliastic: Scroll the achievements section
#85: Play the Game: Start playing the game.
#86: Get to Level 1: Play.
#87: Not Listening: Click "mute" button
#88: Clink Clash Clink: Part of preload
#89: Best Player Ever: Again, part of preload
90-99 are just percentages of how many achievement you have done. And there you have it! The whole game made UBER easy.
257! my best for the 3rd time
The Rave game is cool too. Was jmtb being funny, or is that a laid back kind of political game?
And why do his games star an elephant?
does no no one look at the hits button for cheats...
it has everything guys
i was stuck on graveyard for the longest time but then
i found that for graveyard if you jump towards the moving spikes and then jump when you respawn it kills like 2 elephants in a second
pffffft i got 2243 seconds, but probably would have taken longer if i didn't use this!
this game is sooo fun!
i really hope there is a sequal of some kind. that was be mint!
I love this game!
I really hope there is a sequel.
813!! hell yeah!! thanks to everyone!!
Ha! 338. Going for the record now.
The contra code is up up down down left right b a
hey for the too much contra achievement all i did was type" y,o,u,space,a i don't know how but i did it on accident hope it helps
To change your color, press the following buttons.
1=Blue
2=Pink
3=Orange
4=Black
My favorite is black!
[Edit: Please refrain from using all capitals when posting a comment. It makes it difficult to read. Thanks! -Pam]
I don't know how to do speedy downfall. How do you do that?
435 Seconds yea that's right i got no life i did it in 435 seconds I'm to lazy to put that in minutes so you guys do the math WWWOOOOOOO
This is begone and just post if need anything and i mean anything for this game.(i need something) how do you beat in under 300?
oh yeah...749
too much contra?
help ! i understand speedy downfall means to fall from top to bottom without stopping .... but i cant find an area where that is achieveable !
I beat it in 283.2.
just to let anyone know
contra:
just press BA none of the other keys are necessary
get of your seats: jump for 10 seconds nonstop.
too much contra: click the bottom of the game screen.
i got 181 :D
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