Gigolo Assassin


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GrimmrookGigolo Assassin(Note: This game contains some mature content and is not the kind of game that should be shared with the little ones. Also, if you have a particularly uptight employer, this game may not be safe for work. But then, if your boss is really that bad, Freecell probably isn't safe for work either. You have been warned.)

Life is full of surprises, even if you happen to be a specimen of male perfection with a penchant for tuxedo tops and a nice breeze around all points south. For instance, one moment you are doing what you were meant to do, nay, born to do, in gracing the ladies with the greatest gift anyone could possibly bestow upon them (that would be yourself), and the next you are hauled in front of the leaders of the free world and tasked with putting a stop to an evil organization known only as "The Sisterhood."

Just as you are about to get over that nasty little surprise, you come to find out that your father, the very man who taught you the beautiful and wondrous art of being a gigolo, has maintained a super secret spy operations center in the very same room in which he trained you in the ways of seduction.

There is, of course, only one way to cope with all of this. For most of us, that would be to promptly sit in a corner and go happily insane. But for those proud few who have earned the right to call themselves gigolo, the only thing for them to do is strap on their jetpacks and head straight into harm's way.

Gigolo AssassinAnd thus the stage is set for the new Adult Swim point-and-click adventure, Gigolo Assassin, brought to us by London based Mediatonic, the same folks who put together the insanely awesome Alan Probe: Amateur Surgeon series. The big difference between their first [adult swim] title and this new venture is that you trade mouse-based dexterity obstacles in favor of good old fashioned adventure game puzzle solving.

In this first installment of a three part series, you must guide your gigolo (I named mine Bruce Digelow) through an isolated tropical island in order to put a stop to the sinister goings on of one Alana Lamia. In so doing you will meet an assortment of unique (and decidedly non-unique) characters as well as solve item based puzzles much along the same vein as the old Sierra and Lucas Arts point-and-click adventures.

Can you put a stop to the diabolical plans of The Sisterhood with nothing but a well-tailored dinner jacket and a sweet banana hammock? The world may just well depend upon it!

Analysis: For someone who cut his teeth on the exploits of Sam & Max and Larry Laffer, it just doesn't get much better than this. In fact, I was more than a little pleasantly surprised at just how well this game is put together.

Usually when I find an online point-and-click adventure, I get my hopes way up only to find myself sadly unfulfilled ten or twenty minutes later. Not so with the Gigolo Assassin.

While the story is not exactly award winning material, at the very least Gigolo takes the time to tell it; using the many interactions and developments to put its dark and innuendo riddled humor on full display.

Meanwhile, the puzzles posed to you throughout the course of the game aren't of the brain breaking variety that hardcore room escapers will no doubt crave, but they aren't so easy that they make you wonder what's the point of even having a puzzle there in the first place?

Indeed, while the humor is the central driving force of Gigolo Assassin, the puzzles play a perfect compliment. They are spaced just far enough to drive the plot from one point to the next without bogging you down with an inventory full of items and little clue as to what to do with them. Even better, just about every single puzzle and its solution are both logical and relevant. Those frustrating moments where you wonder how on Earth you were supposed to know you had to talk to a tree or wear a mop on your head or feed some guy a handful of prunes are thankfully done away with.

Adding to this are the aesthetics that should be happily familiar to Alan Probe veterans. The visuals look like they came from a children's book gone horribly wrong, and the music score just seems to fit right in, particularly the disco theme that adds just that right hint of sleaziness.

Indeed, I would have been hard pressed to point out anything bad to say about the game if it weren't for one glaring fault. Throughout the course of this game, you're going to have a lot of conversations and unfortunately you can only explore one conversation path at a time. This means that you have to start from the very beginning of every single conversation every time you want to pick a different query.

This seems to be a terribly unnecessary inconvenience considering that the norm for such dialogue sequences is to just go back to the last player prompt.

Outside of this, and perhaps a navigation system that can be at times a little finicky, this adventure should keep you well entertained for some time. And it's only the first episode!

Play Gigolo Assassin

Cheers to Paul, Marius, Illarion, Janine, Sam, Amber, and Yamishinigami for suggesting this one! =)

Walkthrough Guide


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Gigolo Assassin walkthrough
By Helen
Part 1

Go left 'till you reach the pirates' boat. There is a golden rock, pick it up. Moreover, pick up the hilt just next to the skeleton against the boat.
Go up the other side of the island and you'll see a golden fish jump in and out of the water. Use the rock on the fish and pick its corpse up.
Go left and use the fish with the pirate named Atrocious. He will give you a blade. Use the hilt with the blade. You now have a cutlass.
Now go left and you'll find a an entrance blocked by some vines. Cut them off with your cutlass.
You can now go through that entrance. Talk to Lord Simeon and choose the "This place?" option. Go on talking until you have to choose between another three options. Choose "Then why?".
You have to capture a monkey. Pick up jungle fruit (it's on a bush) and go back to the beach, go to the left. Use the cut vines with the interesting tree and the fruit with the trap.
Go left again and then back to the right. The monkey will be slinged away. Pick up a coconut and go back to Lord Simeon. Use the coconut with him and he will give you a blue diamond.
Use the diamond with the Temple door. Talk to the statue to the right and tell it first "THEY WILL BE STRUCK DOWN WITH A CURSE", then "THIRTEEN".
Enter the Temple and go left. Use switches 2-3-4-6. Go back to the beach where there's the tree you used for the monkey trap. Pick up a coconut.
Enter the Temple again and go left twice. Go straight ahead and enter the kitchen. Pick up the small golden cup. Then talk to the voodoo priest, give him the coconut and the cup.
Give the waiter your cocktail (he will enter the kitchen whenever you do). Follow him to the bathroom (it's to the right of the Temple's lobby) and talk to him.
Get back to the lobby. Talk to the bouncer, tell him you're the waiter, then go up with the lift.
Talk to Princess Pussycat. Choose "Flirt outrageously", "Read rights", "Hit her with a line". Now go left.
Talk to Alana and tell her you're a gigolo and a sexy waiter (though I think whatever you tell her is fine to go ahead with the game).
Go to the bathroom. Use the waiter's uniform with the waiter. Go to the lobby and talk to the two girls, Larry and Edgar.
Go to the kitchen and talk to the voodoo priest. He will give you a screwdriver. Use it on the grate over the wall of the second toilet, in the bathroom. Pick up the mask and take it to the priest.
Go back to the beach. Talk to Atrocious. He will give you a burnt fish. Enter the Temple and go up the lift. Give the tiger the burnt fish. Pick up the key.
Go to the beach, then to the pirates' ship. Use the key with the treasure chest (to the left, in the low corner). Pick up the guitar and give it to the Captain.
After the party, pick up the Captain's wooden leg. Go to the kitchen. On the way, use the wooden leg with a torch. In the kitchen, pick up the hacksaw and the empty bag (right next to it).
Use the hacksaw on cupboard 3 and pick up the mask. Go back to the party room. Use the mask with the voodoo priest. Go to the beach.
Use the mask with the tiger. Go to the LEFT until you get to the pier. Use the hacksaw with the pier (it won't work if the tiger is on the pier). Go left and then right.
Now go left to the pirates' fireplace. Use the empty bag with soot TWICE. Pick up the kerosene.
Enter the Temple. Go to the bathroom and pick up the toilet paper of the left toilet. Then use the toilets in this order: right, left, middle, middle.
Go to the lobby, enter the snake door and pick up the jeweled egg. Use the full bag of soot with the pedestal and go out.
Go to the beach and the pirates' ship. Use the keg of kerosene with the ship, the toilet paper with the planted keg and the burning leg with the paper. Then, use the DNA machine.
Go to the Temple and go up with the lift. Talk to Princess Pussycat, choosing the option you prefer. Go left, then right. Pick up the fish, under the Princess' couch.
Go to the party room. Use the fish with the first snake, the egg with the second one, the essence with the third one.

Part 2

Talk to the butler. Say either of the options, and you'll end up in a creepy bedroom.
Pick up the GLASS SHARD in the bottom left corner of the screen. Use the shard on the BED SHEETS. Then, pick up the TINY KEY hiding in the bedpost. Use the BED SHEETS on the RISING DAMP, and the tiny key on the DESK DRAWER. You'll get the SKULL MIRROR out of the drawer. Use the closed curtains and then use the wet rags on the dirty window. Use the open curtains to close them again.
Use the skull mirror on the HOLE IN THE BEDPOST to illuminate the rug. Use the rug to pull it off and reveal a SECRET SWITCH. Use the switch and exit out the secret passageway in the wardrobe.
Exit the entire secret corridor, but REMEMBER THE POSITIONS OF THE KNIGHTS IN THIS HALLWAY, THEIR WEAPONS, AND THEIR COLORS. You'll need it later. (It'll be provided for you later on if you're lazy. :D)
Talk to Sawtooth (the plant). Say "Get to the root of the problem", and "Women troubles, huh?" He'll let you through to Graveyard West - pick up the COMPOST in the grave and the GARDEN SHEARS stuck in the ground. Go back to Graveyard East.
Talk to Sawtooth and use the garden shears on him. Talk to Sawtooth again and use the compost on him. Talk to him again and say "Smooth and subtle". Go to Graveyard West, past the Gravedigger, through the Pool Room (ignore Trixie), and talk to the Butler. Say "The Residence" and "What a coincidence!". Go back to the Gravedigger and talk to him. When you have the ring, go back to the butler and give him the finger (haha).
Go to the left door and through the Picture Room. Pick up the black book just above Death's scythe. Use the book to get a pack of cards. Go down the ladder and to the left to the three ghosts playing poker.
Pick up the tiny wedge under Svetlana Thighs' chair. Talk to Biggie Fats and say "I've go the cards". Talk to Cruel-hand Luke and start a Pick-up Line battle. Basically, you say a pick-up line. If they use the right retort, they are now able to ask the pick-up lines. You need to have him say the wrong retort three times to win (marked by the hearts in the corners). Click the yellow circle to start him talking, then when he retorts and asks a question retreat from the battle. Start again and use the second pick up line, then the first, then retreat again. Keep going down the line backwards like this until you amass enough pick-up lines to make him lose.
Talk to Death and leave the library. Go talk to the Gravedigger and say "Why not?" and "I'm smart!" for another Pick-up Line Battle. Do the same thing as you did with Cruel-hand Luke. You will get a MALEVOLO FAMILY TIARA for your trouble. Give the tiara to the butler to get access to the upstairs area.
Pose the black knight with the lance and the white knight with the sword with the "use" function. Go upstairs and walk through the dining room to the Golden picture corridor, then through it to the Stairway Entrance. Pick up the JAM JAR and pose the white knight with the mace. Go up the stairs twice and pose the black knight with the morning star. You should see "RUMBLE" on the screen if you did it right.

For all the knights, for you lazy people:
Use the white knight with the mace twice, the black knight with the morning star thrice, the white knight with the sword once, and the black knight with the lance once.
Go back to the Golden Picture corridor and use the pentagram of arcane fury. You will get a GOLDEN HELMET, proving you are the Gold Knight. Go all the way back downstairs (grabbing the fish in the tank with the jam jar first) to the entrance hall and use the mysterious curtains to open them. Go downstairs.
Pick up the FLIPPERS by the rocking horse and the BEIGE BEAR in the corner. Pick up the CROWBAR (the Gimp will jump out at you) and walk back to the Graveyard.
Go back to Graveyard West and use the fish on the well. Use the flippers on the well to dive in after him. Follow the fish through the maze (right right down down right right up up) until you make it to the secret lab. Pick the fish up with the jar again and take the HEART IN A JAR on the far right of the middle set of shelves. Use the LAB LEVER and go through to the Pool Room.
Go to the secret corridor where all the rusted knights are, and use the crowbar on the hastily concealed doorway. Use the ominous lever and go all the way back to the playroom. Go through the wardrobe where the Gimp scared the bejeezus out of you and take the HORRIFIC, BLOODIED KEY. Go back to the pool room.
Use the horrific, bloodied key on the nightmarish-looking chest and put the beige bear in the bloodied pool of unimaginable horror. Use the now-BLOODIED BEAR on the barbed, vicious-looking hook in the middle of the screen. Climb down the pool ladder and grab the Boss Key.
Go back to the Holding Cell and use the Boss Key on the Inhabitant. Talk to *gasp* Dannii Matrix to find out that her daughter Trixie - Dannii Matrix the Second - has been watching you all along. In the cutscene that follows, you will call Sleep and wake up to find Dannii Matrix II to be missing.
Go talk to the Gravedigger for ANOTHER Pick-up Line Battle (*sigh*). You will get an OIL CAN as your prize. Use it on the patch of oil behind you and go through the secret corridor. Notice all the knights are gone - Dannii Matrix (the evil one) has taken the Black Knights to protect her, so now you need to find all the White Knights and convince them to fight for you.
Use the heart in a jar on White Knight One, and the Fish on White Night Two. Use the full can of oil on the rusty switch, and use the switch. Go through and talk to the Gimp to get the BLUE THONG. Go down the stairs until you run into White Knight Four, and talk to him again for ANOTHER PICK-UP LINE BATTLE!!! But, you should have enough by now that you don't need to keep restarting. Anyway, once you beat him, go all the way downstairs (but you have to go around because Dannii Matrix is blocking the corridor) and give the blue thong to White Knight Three. Watch the whole cutscene.

Part 3

First pick up the green pipe, use the US flag . Walk to greenhouse entrance, pick up green pipe .Walk to spider queen control center. Walk to bridge of doom. Talk to bob getting the tape .Walk to spider control center, pick up green pipe. Walk to tank slot machine. Use pipe pieces on slot 7,6,8,11,12. Place the tape in vending slot A getting the screwdriver. Walk to spider queen center. Use US flag. Use screwdriver on speakers. Use us flag. Plug in computer, type brutus. Talk to Enis on the computer. Click "God" then :tribute" getting the walkman. Talk to pirates and get lighter. Use speakers on walkman. Walk to slot machine. Use screwdriver on vending slot B getting the tape. Use tape on boom-box. Use boom-box on vending slot B get the bug spray. Use bug spray on lighter . Walk to greenhouse entrance. Use flamethrower on spider webs. Walk back to tank slots. Get the boom box. Walk back to the greenhouse . Walk to greenhouse spider den.. Use boom box. Walk to tank slots. Get the three headed monkey wrench. Walk to the giant spider . Use monkey wrench on spider. Pick up brick. Use US flag . Use brick on fire extinguisher. Use US flag . Use fire extinguisher on spider. Use computer unplugged. Plug in computer. Walk to greenhouse entrance. Pick up walk panel. Walk to bridge of doom. Use walk panel on scorched patch of earth. use fire extinguisher on wall panel. Pick up wall panel. Walk to spider queen center . Walk to tank slots. Get the screwdriver. Walk to spider queen center. Pick up orange pipe before you go to bridge of doom. Walk inside volcano. Use pipe on smashed lava pipe . Use wall panel on pipe hole. Use screwdriver on loose panel. Walk back to spider queen control center. Walk to vending slots. Walk to tank chambers . Use fish tank switch. Use skank tank switch .and Larry tank switch. Walk to vending slots . Use screwdriver on vending slot until you get the knife. Walk to spider queen control center. Talk to larry on the computer. Pick why are you in the throne room? Then Power, getting the egg of power. Walk back to the volcano room. Use egg of power on power slot. Walk to spider queen control center. Talk to Gravedigger on the computer. get the pick up line. Then talk to the Gimp. Get pick up line. Walk to the greenhouse spider den. Pick up berries. Use berries on the web knot on top of the branch. Talk to the trapped monkey. Use the knife on the trapped monkey. Talk to the british guy on the floor. Get pick up line. Walk to the tank chambers. Use delegate tank switch. Walk back to the volcanco room. Talk to sal 8999. Pick start pick up line battle. Then pick "all your base are belong to us. then pick "I can haz cheeseburger? and last pick "never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. and you BEAT THE GAME.

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OK, I decided to post a walkthrough of the first part, so that who had problems like me can finish this part of the game easily enough. Well:

  1. Go left 'till you reach the pirates' boat. There is a golden rock, pick it up. Moreover, pick up the hilt just next to the skeleton against the boat.

  2. Go up the other side of the island and you'll see a golden fish jump in and out of the water. Use the rock on the fish and pick its corpse up.

  3. Go left and use the fish with the pirate named Atrocious. He will give you a blade. Use the hilt with the blade. You now have a cutlass.

  4. Now go left and you'll find a an entrance blocked by some vines. Cut them off with your cutlass.

  5. You can now go through that entrance. Talk to Lord Simeon and choose the "This place?" option. Go on talking until you have to choose between another three options. Choose "Then why?".

  6. You have to capture a monkey. Pick up jungle fruit (it's on a bush) and go back to the beach, go to the left. Use the cut vines with the interesting tree and the fruit with the trap.

  7. Go left again and then back to the right. The monkey will be slinged away. Pick up a coconut and go back to Lord Simeon. Use the coconut with him and he will give you a blue diamond.

  8. Use the diamond with the Temple door. Talk to the statue to the right and tell it first "THEY WILL BE STRUCK DOWN WITH A CURSE", then "THIRTEEN".

  9. Enter the Temple and go left. Use switches 2-3-4-6. Go back to the beach where there's the tree you used for the monkey trap. Pick up a coconut.

  10. Enter the Temple again and go left twice. Go straight ahead and enter the kitchen. Pick up the small golden cup. Then talk to the voodoo priest, give hime the coconut and the cup.

  11. Give the waiter your cocktail (he will enter the kitchen whenever you do). Follow him to the bathroom (it's to the right of the Temple's lobby) and talk to him.

  12. Get back to the lobby. Talk to the bouncer, tell him you're the waiter, then go up with the lift.

  13. Talk to Princess Pussycat. Choose "Flirt outrageously", "Read rights", "Hit her with a line". Now go left.

  14. Talk to Alana and tell her your a gigolo and a sexy waiter (though I think whatever you tell her is fine to go ahead with the game).

  15. Go to the bathroom. Use the waiter's uniform with the waiter. Go to the lobby and talk to the two girls, Larry and Edgar.

  16. Go to the kitchen and talk to the voodoo priest. He will give you a screwdriver. Use it on the grate over the wall of the second toilet, in the bathroom. Pick up the mask and take it to the priest.

  17. Go back to the beach. Talk to Atrocious. He will give you a burnt fish. Enter the Temple and go up the lift. Give the tiger the burnt fish. Pick up the key.

  18. Go to the beach, then to the pirates' ship. Use the key with the treasure chest (to the left, in the low corner). Pick up the guitar and give it to the Captain.

  19. After the party, pick up the Captain's wooden leg. Go to the kitchen. On the way, use the wooden leg with a torch. In the kitchen, pick up the hacksaw and the empty bag (right next to it).

  20. Use the hacksaw on cupboard 3 and pick up the mask. Go back to the party room. Use the mask with the voodoo priest. Go to the beach.

  21. Use the mask with the tiger. Go to the LEFT until you get to the pier. Use the hacksaw with the pier (it won't work if the tiger is on the pier). Go left and then right.

  22. Now go left to the pirates' fireplace. Use the empty bag with soot TWICE. Pick up the kerosene.

  23. Enter the Temple. Go to the bathroom and pick up the toilet paper of the left toilet. Then use the toilets in this order: right, left, middle, middle.

  24. Go to the lobby, enter the snake door and pick up the jeweled egg. Use the full bag of soot with the pedestal and go out.

  25. Go to the beach and the pirates' ship. Use the keg of kerosene with the ship, the toilet paper with the planted keg and the burning leg with the paper. Then, use the DNA machine.

  26. Go to the Temple and go up with the lift. Talk to Princess Pussycat, choosing the option you prefer. Go left, then right. Pick up the fish, under the Princess' couch.

  27. Go to the party room. Use the fish with the first snake, the egg with the second one, the essence with the third one.

CONGRATULATIONS! You finished the first part of Gigolo Assassin!

Hope this walkthrough can help you.

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Thanks for the walkthrough System, but I think your formatting is a little messed up.


[Edit: I was in the process of formatting it. Just reload the page, it should be fine now. -Jay]

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it doesn't show.
i only get a black box with nothing in it =C

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What doesn't show? Can you be a little more specific please? Also include what OS and browser you're using.

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hi jay,
well the website opens and i get a box with "adult swim" written in it. Then all go and the box turns black!

i use IE 8
my flash player is #9

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1) Try updating your Flash Player.
2) If that doesn't work, try a different browser. IE 8 is a beta release right now, and may have issues.

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You lost me at banana hammock.

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Didn't work for me in Firefox 2.0.0.15.

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Anonymous July 15, 2008 9:52 PM

The conversation system makes this game nearly unplayable for me, to be honest. I have no idea why they didn't just put it in the bottom screen with a "next" button to advance- this allows me to take the time to read, as well as fast forward if I've already read it. After the 5th time fumbling with the conversations being both too fast for me to read and too slow when I'd managed to already read it, I just gave up with it.

I'm kind of sad because I was really looking forward to this game after seeing the commercials on [as] and playing their surgeon game, but I'm going to have to pass on this one until the conversation systems are fixed.

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fun but a bit long.

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It's like Leisure Suit Larry meets Beavis!

After about an hour of fumbling and only getting about a quarter of the way through, I resorted to the walkthrough. It took me a total of an hour and 35 min, and I got an "F". Not sure if that's good or bad.

The storyline was surprisingly complex for an online game. Navigating screens was a bit goofy at first since the cursor and the arrows on the ground don't line up but aside from that I got a some good laughs and enjoyed it.

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I agree -- it is a cute game, but takes so much longer than necessary because of the conversation issue. I didn't bother to finish, which is rare for me!

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Haha, I knew it was only a matter of time before this game got featured.

I'm no where NEAR finished, but it's both amazing and hilarious, a real treat to try and work on when I'm bored. Long live the gigolo!

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This was an real original piece of game, I really liked it.

Especially I love how making "wrong" things, often enogh produced specifi funny texts than just "this doesn't work" for everything that isn't in thestoryline.

BTW: I did't have any problems with the text speed.

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I freakin' love the Monty Python reference when trying to talk to one of the dead pirates.

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trentdogg July 16, 2008 6:49 AM

is mission 2 locked because it is not yet been released or do u need a grade better than an F which i got? 933 clicks 213 scenes and 1:03mins

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alijaya Author Profile Page July 16, 2008 8:29 AM

hmmm...
may be this is a minor bug.
after i give the coconut juice to the waiter, the waiter (enis) go to the toilet, after that, i talk to him again, and i get the clothes, but i made a mistake, i talk to him again before i go to the upstairs, and the clothes back to him again, i can't go to upstairs then.

and i must reply my game from the begin :((

sorry with the bad english :p

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Austelle July 16, 2008 10:51 AM

I had a bug too!
I somehow managed to go up without giving the coconut juice to the waiter first, and everything seemed to work perfectly at first. Until I had to give Cap'n Crotch his guitar back. It was already given to him and he still wanted it so I had to restart. ):

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OK - Maybe I'm dense today (more so than usual!!). How do I get out of the "lounge" and get to the island?

Help! :)

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Never mind - got it!

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I love this. Very Monkey Island-ish.

The very few things that need improvement are slight tweaking of dialogue trees so they don't start from the top every time and removing the "double" cursor which appears when you accidentally press the right button and never ever leaves again.

Other then that, kudos for hitting that good old nostalgic note and bringing me back to the days when LucasArts still created great games and the era of crappy Star Wars titles was just an ugly rumour.

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For those who have been getting the black box, I think the problem may be that the page plays an advertisement first and if you have an ad-blocker program running, that gets blocked. I just waited a minute and then the game started.

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phijasi July 16, 2008 2:41 PM

OK, i'm to the point where I gave the Captain his guitar, but now I'm lost.

The walkthrough says to pick up his peg leg, but there's no way to do that. he's still sitting there with Atrocious and if you talk to him he just says "see you at the party".

[Edit: Spoiler tags added. -Pam]

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peacemaker July 16, 2008 4:15 PM

Any help on how to get the Tiger off of the pier?

Thanks...

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Anonymous July 16, 2008 4:56 PM

It's a good little game but I think I hit a glitch too- I can't get the tiger off the pier either-no matter what combination of moves I try it always appears in front of me!

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peacemaker July 16, 2008 5:00 PM

Got it... I headed the wrong way.

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"Those frustrating moments where you wonder how on Earth you were supposed to know you had to talk to a tree..."
I'm wondering if that was intentional or just very coincidental. It made me laugh either way.
For those who don't know what I'm talking about, see 5 Days a Stranger.

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Brittany July 16, 2008 9:12 PM

I'm following spoiler 26. but when i talk to princess pussycat she still says that muffin is out for her nightly prowl but the spoiler says choose an option when you talk to her but there isnt any! Help!

-Brittany

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Explosed July 16, 2008 9:56 PM

to get the tiger out of the tier you have to go to the leftmost map (the one with the ship) and then go up on the map (as if you whould follow the beach). You whould appear in the rightmost part with the pier. the tiger will not be here.

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I bet I got the best worst score ever:

Time played: 93:41
Clicks made: 1534
Scenes visited: 368

Score: -177308

Booya.

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This game reminds me of Leisure Suit Larry a lot. I want to play them, dammit :(

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is mission 2 locked because it is not yet been released or do u need a grade better than an F which i got? 933 clicks 213 scenes and 1:03mins

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So Sad :( July 17, 2008 1:08 PM

I updated my flash player, and I don't have another browser on this crapola computer..

I don't get to play :*(

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Ezrabbit Author Profile Page July 17, 2008 4:31 PM

Funny stuff!
A few bugs, but nothing too detrimental as far as my gameplay went.

Question:

In order to open that snake door to get the jewel, you need to flush the toilets in a specific order, which the walkthrough gives (thank you System). But WHERE in the game do you actually find out that sequence?

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Ezrabbit Author Profile Page July 17, 2008 5:17 PM

Ah, okay.
Thanks for that Grimmrook!

And yeah, since the other missions say "Coming Soon" I imagine that they're in development but will be... erm... well, coming soon... I guess. :)

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Ok, either a bug or I'm more than stupid. It won't let me push or use the red button at all so I can't start the adventure proper... help please?

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Foreversh Author Profile Page July 17, 2008 9:18 PM

Brittany

To get Princess to change what she says, you have to lure the tiger back onto the pier

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Anonymous July 19, 2008 1:43 PM

I'm not sure if this was already mentioned or known, but it is possible to fast forward through the conversations--you can click on the screen and it will skip to the next comment.

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i cant use the launch pad , i press the red button to show mission, the launch pad is there, i keep pressing use and then launchpad but nothing happens, i cant get out of this room , someone please help...........

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I cant get out of the room to start mission. i pressed red button the mission is on screen, i press use then launch pad, and nothing happens , how do u use the launch pad...someone please help..........

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does it matter what grade you get, i got an f

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anelson Author Profile Page July 20, 2008 8:56 PM

I got an F the first time. When I tried again I got a C. I dont know how to get higher then that. I not sure if it makes a difference in the end.

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I absolutely cannot get out of the first room! I use the launch pad and it does nothing. What do I do?

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Sad to say, I'm stuck on 26.

I did the code that Alana Lamia told me herself, and it didn't work... I tried the one the walkthrough gave, but it didn't work. Any pointers? :c

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12334kj July 22, 2008 4:23 PM

cant someone post an actually legit walkthrough? i mean, come on.

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I got an F, so i played again and got an E, what do you have to do to get an A?

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jack jones July 24, 2008 6:13 PM

what order do the switches go in?
no matter what I do the kitchen door won't open.

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how do you complete mission 1? the broken hilt i picked up does nothing and the pirate will not lend me her knife to cut down the vines.

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Anonymous July 29, 2008 4:47 PM

can anyone tell me what is a burning leg in the scene and where can i find it?

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I can't find the burning leg either. I've got the kerosene buried by the ship & the TP is in place...

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ace gigolo August 5, 2008 4:31 AM

I got an A. What you have to do is limit the pass through scenes and then there are a couple conversions that you can skip with regular experience.
Like the switches conversions you can skip, and other stuff like that you increase your average score. It took me 4 tries but thats only cause i'm a perfectionist. There is also something you can always do to help you with other things. Like get the wooden leg before you leave the party scene after the party. and when you get the toilet paper flush the toilets to get the snake door open so you cut out 2 scenes towards the end of the game. My A was with 63 scene changes, and 298 clicks.

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Does anyone know what I am supposed to use the soot for? And do I get the tiger out of the water?

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How to get the golden fish without princess pussycat knowing? I tried this spoiler that was listed on the page---"Go to the Temple and go up with the lift. Talk to Princess Pussycat, choosing the option you prefer. Go left, then right. Pick up the fish, under the Princess' couch." However it is not working for me. Someone please help me. That's the only thing I need to finish this stage. Thank you!

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I have a good hint for anyone wanting to go upstairs without making the waiter sick. It's actually a "glitch" in the game.
When you are standing on the dance floor with the bouncer by the lift, sinply move the curser (very slowly) around the bottom of the lift. If you hit the right spot, you will see and arrow like you would to go to a different room. Click on the arrow and it will take you upstairs with no ill effects (as far as I know).

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How do you use the hacksaw on the pier? I have done everything else but that.

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Okaay...now how do I get to part 2?

I'm very confused..

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i got the raw material and the power how do i get the essence

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to get the fish from the princess(:

the party has ended

she says she needs raw material (aka the fish)

you walk to the kitchen

take saw (and bag for another part of the mission)

use saw on cupboard 3

take the mask in cupboard

go back to party and switch the chefs masks

go out of the ruins

use mask on tiger

go to the beach 1

travel around the island the dock (has to go tha way or it wont work)

use saw on dock

go to beach 6

go back to docks

go and tell princess about the tiger

go to hallway

go back to the princesses room

take the fish

you got the fish

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Gigolo Assassin: Chapter Two is out! :) I'm excited.

Though, I'm already stuck. xD I'll have to work on it some more!

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Me and my friend are stuck on the bit where you have just flung the monkey somewhere. We went back, talked, looked at, tried to pick up and use everything but nothing has happened. Please can you help us? Apart from that, it's a great game!

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I'm stuck. Please help.

I have gotten to the point just past the party for Alana. I have put kerosene and toilet paper next to the ship, but can't find light. Also, I have a full bag of soot. Don't know what to do with this. I already have the fresh fish. The tiger is in the ocean. What do I do next?

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Alright. I tried using the directions for the flushing when trying to find the egg but when I went to check, it didn't work. I did it a few more times but not once did it work. Then I used it for getting the DNA machine. Now I have none. Help please?

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I'm on mission 2 but am stuck. For those of you who are stuck , here's what I got so far:

Pick up shard of glass, use glass shard on bedsheets, use bed sheets on damp, use curtains, use damp bedsheets on window, use curtains, look in bedpost, pickup key, use key on locked drawer, pickup mirror, pickup rug.

Hope that helps get you started, Anyone with any hints on how to move beyond what I have got so far?

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Laurie,

Close the curtains

Put the mirror in the bedpost

Push the red button

BAM, you're free to move on! I've already completed the mission, so if anyone has any questions just ask.

Oh yes...

Watch out for the Gimp!

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Please help I am stuck. I am where there are three dead ghosts and I have to get them out of the symbol place.

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Gigolo Assassin: Mission Two (Dannii Matrix) Walkthrough

Note: This is the fastest possible way to get through the chapter. I highly recommend talking to all the people and getting a low grade just to catch all the humor. :) Enjoy!

1. Talk to the butler. Say either of the options, and you'll end up in a creepy bedroom.

2. Pick up the GLASS SHARD in the bottom left corner of the screen. Use the shard on the BEDSHEETS. Then, pick up the TINY KEY hiding in the bedpost. Use the bedsheets on the RISING DAMP, and the tiny key on the DESK DRAWER. You'll get the SKULL MIRROR out of the drawer. Use the closed curtains and then use the wet rags on the dirty window. Use the open curtains to close them again.

3. Use the skull mirror on the HOLE IN THE BEDPOST to illuminate the rug. Use the rug to pull it off and reveal a SECRET SWITCH. Use the switch and exit out the secret passageway in the wardrobe.

4. Exit the entire secret corridor, but REMEMBER THE POSITIONS OF THE KNIGHTS IN THIS HALLWAY, THEIR WEAPONS, AND THEIR COLORS. You'll need it later. (It'll be provided for you later on if you're lazy. :D)

5. Talk to Sawtooth (the plant). Say "Get to the root of the problem", and "Women troubles, huh?" He'll let you through to Graveyard West - pick up the COMPOST in the grave and the GARDEN SHEARS stuck in the ground. Go back to Graveyard East.

6. Talk to Sawtooth and use the garden shears on him. Talk to Sawtooth again and use the compost on him. Talk to him again and say "Smooth and subtle". Go to Graveyard West, past the Gravedigger, through the Pool Room (ignore Trixie), and talk to the Butler. Say "The Residence" and "What a coincidence!". Go back to the Gravedigger and talk to him. When you have the ring, go back to the butler and give him the finger (haha).

7. Go to the left door and through the Picture Room. Pick up the black book just above Death's scythe. Use the book to get a pack of cards. Go down the ladder and to the left to the three ghosts playing poker.

8. Pick up the tiny wedge under Svetlana Thighs' chair. Talk to Biggie Fats and say "I've go the cards". Talk to Cruel-hand Luke and start a Pick-up Line battle. Basically, you say a pick-up line. If they use the right retort, they are now able to ask the pick-up lines. You need to have him say the wrong retort three times to win (marked by the hearts in the corners). Click the yellow circle to start him talking, then when he retorts and asks a question retreat from the battle. Start again and use the second pick up line, then the first, then retreat again. Keep going down the line backwards like this until you amass enough pick-up lines to make him lose.

9. Talk to Death and leave the library. Go talk to the Gravedigger and say "Why not?" and "I'm smart!" for another Pick-up Line Battle. Do the same thing as you did with Cruel-hand Luke. You will get a MALEVOLO FAMILY TIARA for your trouble. Give the tiara to the butler to get access to the upstairs area.

10. Pose the black knight with the lance and the white knight with the sword with the "use" function. Go upstairs and walk through the dining room to the Golden picture corridor, then through it to the Stairway Entrance. Pick up the JAM JAR and pose the white knight with the mace. Go up the stairs twice and pose the black knight with the morning star. You should see "RUMBLE" on the screen if you did it right.

For all the knights, for you lazy people:

Use the white knight with the mace twice, the black knight with the morning star thrice, the white knight with the sword once, and the black knight with the lance once.

11. Go back to the Golden Picture corridor and use the pentagram of arcane fury. You will get a GOLDEN HELMET, proving you are the Gold Knight. Go all the way back downstairs (grabbing the fish in the tank with the jam jar first) to the entrance hall and use the mysterious curtains to open them. Go downstairs.

12. Pick up the FLIPPERS by the rocking horse and the BEIGE BEAR in the corner. Pick up the CROWBAR (the Gimp will jump out at you) and walk back to the Graveyard.

13. Go back to Graveyard West and use the fish on the well. Use the flippers on the well to dive in after him. Follow the fish through the maze (right right down down right right up up) until you make it to the secret lab. Pick the fish up with the jar again and take the HEART IN A JAR on the far right of the middle set of shelves. Use the LAB LEVER and go through to the Pool Room.

14. Go to the secret corridor where all the rusted knights are, and use the crowbar on the hastily concealed doorway. Use the ominous lever and go all the way back to the playroom. Go through the wardrobe where the Gimp scared the bejeezus out of you and take the HORRIFIC, BLOODIED KEY. Go back to the pool room.

15. Use the horrific, bloodied key on the nightmarish-looking chest and put the beige bear in the bloodied pool of unimaginable horror. Use the now-BLOODIED BEAR on the barbed, vicious-looking hook in the middle of the screen. Climb down the pool ladder and grab the Boss Key.

16. Go back to the Holding Cell and use the Boss Key on the Inhabitant. Talk to *gasp* Dannii Matrix to find out that her daughter Trixie - Dannii Matrix the Second - has been watching you all along. In the cutscene that follows, you will call Sleep and wake up to find Dannii Matrix II to be missing.

17. Go talk to the Gravedigger for ANOTHER Pick-up Line Battle (*sigh*). You will get an OIL CAN as your prize. Use it on the patch of oil behind you and go through the secret corridor. Notice all the knights are gone - Dannii Matrix (the evil one) has taken the Black Knights to protect her, so now you need to find all the White Knights and convince them to fight for you.

18. Use the heart in a jar on White Knight One, and the Fish on White Night Two. Use the full can of oil on the rusty switch, and use the switch. Go through and talk to the Gimp to get the BLUE THONG. Go down the stairs until you run into White Knight Four, and talk to him again for ANOTHER PICK-UP LINE BATTLE!!! But, you should have enough by now that you don't need to keep restarting. Anyway, once you beat him, go all the way downstairs (but you have to go around because Dannii Matrix is blocking the corridor) and give the blue thong to White Knight Three. Watch the whole cutscene.

Congrats, you win! :)

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I threw the golden egg at golden fish and I collected it. Next step says to "use fish on Captain Attrocious". I clicked "Use" then "Fish" then "Captain Attrocious" but I get a "give him the fish" message. I try just talking to him and it says "give him the fish". Is there a glitch? Nothing I do works. Any help would be appreciated.

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Can anyone post the correct insult-off or whatever that's called in Part 2 for all 3 scenarios? I have to do them over 40 times and still at times i don't know which ones to use to win the puzzle. If anyone knows,please post them. Thanks.

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sorry i meant pickup line battle. Please,i'm stuck. if anyone has all 4 pickup line battle combos to help you win,please post. Thanks.

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anyone? 4 Pickup line battle answers? If anyone can help,i'd appreciate it.

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Im in the water maze on mission 2 i cant figure out what to do

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Zane Coppedge November 14, 2008 11:43 AM

I am now stuck on mission 3, Spider Queen puzzle

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I keep geting stuck at the snake's head door. I have tried flushing the toilets and nothing happens. what else can I try to the door open.

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i still want to know what all 4 of the pickup line battles are. I keep trying to win but i keep losing. any help would be appreciated.

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I too am stuck on mission 3. I have become extremely frustrated as I have tried everything I can think of to get past the part I'm at, as well as some absurd things hoping one of them may work; but I've had no luck. I've made it to the spider queen's control center and got the computer on, up and running; however that seems to have accomplished nothing. I cannot get over the bridge of doom past beelezebob; nor can I get past the web to get to the greenhouse. Anyone able to offer some help would be my hero.

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JI

You need to talk to the pirate's to get the lighter. then use the bug spray with the lighter to get past the web

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how do i get out of the first room in the 3 mission?

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i have a question

im on mission three

the spider queen one?

i got the bug spray, the pipes, and the screwdriver

now how do i get past the monster and the spider web?

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talk to main screen it's the waiter that should give you the lighter if not then the grave digger..........use lighter and spray in the room with the spiders web and set it on fire you will be in another area

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I can't figure out how to get rid of the giant angry spider. Can anyone help me?

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Get walkman from Enis the waiter. Use walkman with the speaker and the tape, you will create a boom box. That should get rid of the giant spider.

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Take all the pipes that you can find (should be five) and use them to create a "U" circuit

Once you create the circuit, you can use the slots to get other items...you may want to try and monkey around with the stuck spider

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Can anyone help me get out of the first room on the 3rd mission? Kinda stuck... Ive got the pipe piece... and thats it.

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is there any way to exit a mission (that you have allready completed but have gone back into)and go back to the room with the options screen. or do you have to go through the whole thing again?

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hey, can anybody plase help me. what position are the knights supposed to be in on mission 2? 1st 2nd 3rd or 4th?

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Ok, I am really stuck on the 3rd mission.
I have the 5 pipe pieces, the boom box, the screwdriver, and the flamethrower.

I've irked the spider and now he's stuck in the enterance to the greenhouse.

I'm pretty much stumped on where to go from here, and the vending machine is a bit of a pain since I can only activate the bottom two boxes and that's it.

Any help on moving forward would be very nice right now.

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frank go get the three headed monkey wrench and throw it at him that gets him after you into the next room i will help you but i might need help later if you get past where i am k

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Timinator, how do you arrange the pipes on the vending machine to get the three headed monkey wrench? (Like I said I can only activate the bottom two boxes on it.)

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Frank,if you see where the shadows are shaped like pipes you click use pipe then the shadow to get it to work. you have to complete the circut you have to connect the pipes from around any one you pick but the pipes all to gether have to go to the next slot (right hole at the bottom above it is the box that starts and finishes the circut if you need any more help ill do what i can.

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Thanks Timinator, I finally got the monkey wrench and ended up beating the mission with no problems after that.

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Frank how did you get past the sweet talk battle i have 2 out of three sayings that injure sal but not the third i got one from the gravedigger and 1 from the gimp thing how do you get the last

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Timinator,

Go back into the greehouse and talk with the British Delegate. If you haven't already, you have to put the berries in room on a knot on the branch he's hanging from (Look carefully, it's a small spot to find) and use the commando knife to free the monkey. Then you can talk with him.

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im stuck on mission 3, trying to figure out the vending machine part i can't get the wrench. any help would be GREAT

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thanks i did that and got past do you play amatuer surgeon.

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roxas, if you see where the shadows are shaped like pipes you click use pipe then the shadow to get it to work. you have to complete the circut you have to connect the pipes from around any one you pick but the pipes all to gether have to go to the next slot (right hole at the bottom above it is the box that starts and finishes the circut if you need any more help ill do what i can.

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I still can't figure out how to work the vending machine to get the monkey wrench. I have five pipe pieces and I used them to connect the two boxes that are two rows directly above the vending slot, but the only boxes that light up are the two below.

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guess no one knows the pickup line battle solutions so i guess i'll give up. :(

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Help, I'm stuck in the first room of Mission 3! Please give me tips!

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How do I connect the pipes? Can anybody explain differently? I don't understand the terminator. Can anyone do a video about it or something?

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hello? pickup line battle answers anyone?

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i still don't know how to get the wrench

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how many pipes are we supose to have

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i still don't know the pickup line battle sequences. if anyone knows,please post and tell me them.

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Hey, pick up line duels are a case of just doing them again and again. Once someone uses a line on you you can then do it on them, then you can use their reply when they try lines on you. You have to use the right reply to the right chat up line, when your opponent doesn't know the right come back you win.

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Sarah Chellis January 23, 2009 4:56 PM

Hello, I'll sign up eventually, I just don't want to right now. I love this site, thanks Jay!

Anyway, I was just wondering if anybody could tell me how to get the spider angry at me so it chases me and gets stuck. I feel like I've tried everything!

Thanks

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how do you complete mission three?

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Jiguest,yes i know but i lose almost everytime because the responses i give fail everytime and my lines to him,he gets everyone right,so i end up losing. i figure if there was a correct answer list,i'd win 9 times out of 10,or everytime as far as that goes.

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sweetchecks February 21, 2009 11:41 PM

How do I get the golden egg back to put in the snake's mouth? I got the essence and the fish, but the third thing... I just don't know what to do. Please help.

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Please, somebody tell me... on mission 2 when you go upstairs and I have to pose the two knight statues, do you only get one chance at doing that to make the rumble appear? Or do you have play the game all over again until you get it right the first time? Please help me! Very fustrated and don't want to have to star the game all over again.

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Hey, I need help on the final pick-up line battle in Mission 3.

I know you're supposed to use three pickup lines: one from the gimp about controlling everything, one from the black haired guy about a cheeseburger, and the third one is something like "never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down." I do not, however, know where the hell to find the last one, the never gonna give one.

I have no idea where I'm supposed to learn it and Sal never ever ever says it. (I've been battling her for an hour now.)

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Hey, I need help on the final pick-up line battle in Mission 3.

I know you're supposed to use three pickup lines: one from the gimp about controlling everything, one from the black haired guy about a cheeseburger, and the third one is something like "never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down." I do not, however, know where the hell to find the last one, the never gonna give one.

I have no idea where I'm supposed to learn it and Sal never ever ever says it. (I've been battling her for an hour now.)

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Im stuck in mission 3. I can't seem to think of any way to fix the broken lava pipe in the control room beelzebob guarded. I fixed the 2 leaks with the screwdriver and reflective plate. But I can seem to fix the first piece. I tried everything in the item vending machine, but alot of items seems to be gimmicks and refrences to other games (mario, Resident Evil)

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For anyone who is having trouble with part 3
here is a walkthrough

first pick up the green pipe use the US flag . walk to greenhouse entrance pick up green pipe .walk to spider queen control center. walk to bridge of doom. talk to bob.getting the tape . walk to spider control center pick up green pipe. walk to tank slot machine. use pipe pieces on slot 7,6,8,11,12. place the tape in vending slot A getting the screwdriver walk to spider queen center.use US flag use screwdriver on speakers.use us flag. talk to enis on the computer. click "god" then :tribute" grtting the walkman. use speakers on walkman. walk to slot machince.use screwdriver on vending slot B getting the tape.use tape on boom box. use boom box on vending slot b. getting the bug spray. use bug spray on lighter . walk to greenhouse entrance use flamethrower on spider webs. walk back to tank slots.get the boom box. walk back to the greenhouse . walk to greenhouse spider den. use boom box. walk to tank slots get the three headed monkey wrench. walk to the giant spider . use monkey wrench on spider.pick up brick. use us flag use brick on fire extinguisher. use fire extinguisher on spider.use computer unplugged. walk to greenhouse entrance. pick up walk panel. walk to bridge of doom. use walk panel on scorched patch of earth. use fire extinguisher. pick up wall panel. walk to spider queen center. walk to tank slots get the screwdriver walk to spider queen center pick up orange pipe before you go to bridge of doom walk inside volcano .use pipe on smashed lava pipe. use wall panel on pipe hole. use screwdriver on losse panel. walk back to spider queen control center.walk to vending slots. walk to tank chambers . use fish tank switch. use skank tank switch. and larry tank switch. walk to vending slots . use screwdriver on vendind untill you get the bad ** Jinkies ** knife. walk to spider queen control center. talk to larry on the computer. pick why are you in thr throne room? then power . getting the egg of power. walk back to th volcanco room. use egg of power on power slot. walk to spider queen control center.talk to gravedigger on the computer. getting the pick up line battle. then talk to the thing with the green mask. walk to the greenhouse spider den. pick up berries .use berries on the web knot on top of the branch. use the knife on the trapped monkey . talk to the british guy on the floored. walk to the tank chambers use delegate tank switch. walk back to the volcanco room. talk to sal 8999 pick start pick up line battle. then pick "all your base are belong to us. then pick "I can haz cheeseburger? and last pick "never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. and you BEAT THE GAME. I hope this help you. R.C out.

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I can't pick up the egg and cultless hilt! Help please!

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Anonymous May 11, 2009 8:20 PM

what do i do after i get the pure essence

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how do i get the fish from the princess

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how do you use the toilets

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bigvdaddy09 Author Profile Page May 27, 2009 12:41 AM

I'm on the third mission, and cant get the computer unlocked can anyone help me from this point on?

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Gigolo Assassin, what a funny name! But the game is really good.....I like this game very much. I hope everyone enjoys it. Each step of this game is quite challenging.

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I can't use the oilcan on the patch of oil. It says it won't work. I'm doing what you said.

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Gigolo Assassin walkthrough
By Helen
Part 1

Go left 'till you reach the pirates' boat. There is a golden rock, pick it up. Moreover, pick up the hilt just next to the skeleton against the boat.
Go up the other side of the island and you'll see a golden fish jump in and out of the water. Use the rock on the fish and pick its corpse up.
Go left and use the fish with the pirate named Atrocious. He will give you a blade. Use the hilt with the blade. You now have a cutlass.
Now go left and you'll find a an entrance blocked by some vines. Cut them off with your cutlass.
You can now go through that entrance. Talk to Lord Simeon and choose the "This place?" option. Go on talking until you have to choose between another three options. Choose "Then why?".
You have to capture a monkey. Pick up jungle fruit (it's on a bush) and go back to the beach, go to the left. Use the cut vines with the interesting tree and the fruit with the trap.
Go left again and then back to the right. The monkey will be slinged away. Pick up a coconut and go back to Lord Simeon. Use the coconut with him and he will give you a blue diamond.
Use the diamond with the Temple door. Talk to the statue to the right and tell it first "THEY WILL BE STRUCK DOWN WITH A CURSE", then "THIRTEEN".
Enter the Temple and go left. Use switches 2-3-4-6. Go back to the beach where there's the tree you used for the monkey trap. Pick up a coconut.
Enter the Temple again and go left twice. Go straight ahead and enter the kitchen. Pick up the small golden cup. Then talk to the voodoo priest, give him the coconut and the cup.
Give the waiter your cocktail (he will enter the kitchen whenever you do). Follow him to the bathroom (it's to the right of the Temple's lobby) and talk to him.
Get back to the lobby. Talk to the bouncer, tell him you're the waiter, then go up with the lift.
Talk to Princess Pussycat. Choose "Flirt outrageously", "Read rights", "Hit her with a line". Now go left.
Talk to Alana and tell her you're a gigolo and a sexy waiter (though I think whatever you tell her is fine to go ahead with the game).
Go to the bathroom. Use the waiter's uniform with the waiter. Go to the lobby and talk to the two girls, Larry and Edgar.
Go to the kitchen and talk to the voodoo priest. He will give you a screwdriver. Use it on the grate over the wall of the second toilet, in the bathroom. Pick up the mask and take it to the priest.
Go back to the beach. Talk to Atrocious. He will give you a burnt fish. Enter the Temple and go up the lift. Give the tiger the burnt fish. Pick up the key.
Go to the beach, then to the pirates' ship. Use the key with the treasure chest (to the left, in the low corner). Pick up the guitar and give it to the Captain.
After the party, pick up the Captain's wooden leg. Go to the kitchen. On the way, use the wooden leg with a torch. In the kitchen, pick up the hacksaw and the empty bag (right next to it).
Use the hacksaw on cupboard 3 and pick up the mask. Go back to the party room. Use the mask with the voodoo priest. Go to the beach.
Use the mask with the tiger. Go to the LEFT until you get to the pier. Use the hacksaw with the pier (it won't work if the tiger is on the pier). Go left and then right.
Now go left to the pirates' fireplace. Use the empty bag with soot TWICE. Pick up the kerosene.
Enter the Temple. Go to the bathroom and pick up the toilet paper of the left toilet. Then use the toilets in this order: right, left, middle, middle.
Go to the lobby, enter the snake door and pick up the jeweled egg. Use the full bag of soot with the pedestal and go out.
Go to the beach and the pirates' ship. Use the keg of kerosene with the ship, the toilet paper with the planted keg and the burning leg with the paper. Then, use the DNA machine.
Go to the Temple and go up with the lift. Talk to Princess Pussycat, choosing the option you prefer. Go left, then right. Pick up the fish, under the Princess' couch.
Go to the party room. Use the fish with the first snake, the egg with the second one, the essence with the third one.

Part 2

Talk to the butler. Say either of the options, and you'll end up in a creepy bedroom.
Pick up the GLASS SHARD in the bottom left corner of the screen. Use the shard on the BED SHEETS. Then, pick up the TINY KEY hiding in the bedpost. Use the BED SHEETS on the RISING DAMP, and the tiny key on the DESK DRAWER. You'll get the SKULL MIRROR out of the drawer. Use the closed curtains and then use the wet rags on the dirty window. Use the open curtains to close them again.
Use the skull mirror on the HOLE IN THE BEDPOST to illuminate the rug. Use the rug to pull it off and reveal a SECRET SWITCH. Use the switch and exit out the secret passageway in the wardrobe.
Exit the entire secret corridor, but REMEMBER THE POSITIONS OF THE KNIGHTS IN THIS HALLWAY, THEIR WEAPONS, AND THEIR COLORS. You'll need it later. (It'll be provided for you later on if you're lazy. :D)
Talk to Sawtooth (the plant). Say "Get to the root of the problem", and "Women troubles, huh?" He'll let you through to Graveyard West - pick up the COMPOST in the grave and the GARDEN SHEARS stuck in the ground. Go back to Graveyard East.
Talk to Sawtooth and use the garden shears on him. Talk to Sawtooth again and use the compost on him. Talk to him again and say "Smooth and subtle". Go to Graveyard West, past the Gravedigger, through the Pool Room (ignore Trixie), and talk to the Butler. Say "The Residence" and "What a coincidence!". Go back to the Gravedigger and talk to him. When you have the ring, go back to the butler and give him the finger (haha).
Go to the left door and through the Picture Room. Pick up the black book just above Death's scythe. Use the book to get a pack of cards. Go down the ladder and to the left to the three ghosts playing poker.
Pick up the tiny wedge under Svetlana Thighs' chair. Talk to Biggie Fats and say "I've go the cards". Talk to Cruel-hand Luke and start a Pick-up Line battle. Basically, you say a pick-up line. If they use the right retort, they are now able to ask the pick-up lines. You need to have him say the wrong retort three times to win (marked by the hearts in the corners). Click the yellow circle to start him talking, then when he retorts and asks a question retreat from the battle. Start again and use the second pick up line, then the first, then retreat again. Keep going down the line backwards like this until you amass enough pick-up lines to make him lose.
Talk to Death and leave the library. Go talk to the Gravedigger and say "Why not?" and "I'm smart!" for another Pick-up Line Battle. Do the same thing as you did with Cruel-hand Luke. You will get a MALEVOLO FAMILY TIARA for your trouble. Give the tiara to the butler to get access to the upstairs area.
Pose the black knight with the lance and the white knight with the sword with the "use" function. Go upstairs and walk through the dining room to the Golden picture corridor, then through it to the Stairway Entrance. Pick up the JAM JAR and pose the white knight with the mace. Go up the stairs twice and pose the black knight with the morning star. You should see "RUMBLE" on the screen if you did it right.

For all the knights, for you lazy people:
Use the white knight with the mace twice, the black knight with the morning star thrice, the white knight with the sword once, and the black knight with the lance once.
Go back to the Golden Picture corridor and use the pentagram of arcane fury. You will get a GOLDEN HELMET, proving you are the Gold Knight. Go all the way back downstairs (grabbing the fish in the tank with the jam jar first) to the entrance hall and use the mysterious curtains to open them. Go downstairs.
Pick up the FLIPPERS by the rocking horse and the BEIGE BEAR in the corner. Pick up the CROWBAR (the Gimp will jump out at you) and walk back to the Graveyard.
Go back to Graveyard West and use the fish on the well. Use the flippers on the well to dive in after him. Follow the fish through the maze (right right down down right right up up) until you make it to the secret lab. Pick the fish up with the jar again and take the HEART IN A JAR on the far right of the middle set of shelves. Use the LAB LEVER and go through to the Pool Room.
Go to the secret corridor where all the rusted knights are, and use the crowbar on the hastily concealed doorway. Use the ominous lever and go all the way back to the playroom. Go through the wardrobe where the Gimp scared the bejeezus out of you and take the HORRIFIC, BLOODIED KEY. Go back to the pool room.
Use the horrific, bloodied key on the nightmarish-looking chest and put the beige bear in the bloodied pool of unimaginable horror. Use the now-BLOODIED BEAR on the barbed, vicious-looking hook in the middle of the screen. Climb down the pool ladder and grab the Boss Key.
Go back to the Holding Cell and use the Boss Key on the Inhabitant. Talk to *gasp* Dannii Matrix to find out that her daughter Trixie - Dannii Matrix the Second - has been watching you all along. In the cutscene that follows, you will call Sleep and wake up to find Dannii Matrix II to be missing.
Go talk to the Gravedigger for ANOTHER Pick-up Line Battle (*sigh*). You will get an OIL CAN as your prize. Use it on the patch of oil behind you and go through the secret corridor. Notice all the knights are gone - Dannii Matrix (the evil one) has taken the Black Knights to protect her, so now you need to find all the White Knights and convince them to fight for you.
Use the heart in a jar on White Knight One, and the Fish on White Night Two. Use the full can of oil on the rusty switch, and use the switch. Go through and talk to the Gimp to get the BLUE THONG. Go down the stairs until you run into White Knight Four, and talk to him again for ANOTHER PICK-UP LINE BATTLE!!! But, you should have enough by now that you don't need to keep restarting. Anyway, once you beat him, go all the way downstairs (but you have to go around because Dannii Matrix is blocking the corridor) and give the blue thong to White Knight Three. Watch the whole cutscene.

Part 3

First pick up the green pipe, use the US flag . Walk to greenhouse entrance, pick up green pipe .Walk to spider queen control center. Walk to bridge of doom. Talk to bob getting the tape .Walk to spider control center, pick up green pipe. Walk to tank slot machine. Use pipe pieces on slot 7,6,8,11,12. Place the tape in vending slot A getting the screwdriver. Walk to spider queen center. Use US flag. Use screwdriver on speakers. Use us flag. Plug in computer, type brutus. Talk to Enis on the computer. Click "God" then :tribute" getting the walkman. Talk to pirates and get lighter. Use speakers on walkman. Walk to slot machine. Use screwdriver on vending slot B getting the tape. Use tape on boom-box. Use boom-box on vending slot B get the bug spray. Use bug spray on lighter . Walk to greenhouse entrance. Use flamethrower on spider webs. Walk back to tank slots. Get the boom box. Walk back to the greenhouse . Walk to greenhouse spider den.. Use boom box. Walk to tank slots. Get the three headed monkey wrench. Walk to the giant spider . Use monkey wrench on spider. Pick up brick. Use US flag . Use brick on fire extinguisher. Use US flag . Use fire extinguisher on spider. Use computer unplugged. Plug in computer. Walk to greenhouse entrance. Pick up walk panel. Walk to bridge of doom. Use walk panel on scorched patch of earth. use fire extinguisher on wall panel. Pick up wall panel. Walk to spider queen center . Walk to tank slots. Get the screwdriver. Walk to spider queen center. Pick up orange pipe before you go to bridge of doom. Walk inside volcano. Use pipe on smashed lava pipe . Use wall panel on pipe hole. Use screwdriver on loose panel. Walk back to spider queen control center. Walk to vending slots. Walk to tank chambers . Use fish tank switch. Use skank tank switch .and Larry tank switch. Walk to vending slots . Use screwdriver on vending slot until you get the knife. Walk to spider queen control center. Talk to larry on the computer. Pick why are you in the throne room? Then Power, getting the egg of power. Walk back to the volcano room. Use egg of power on power slot. Walk to spider queen control center. Talk to Gravedigger on the computer. get the pick up line. Then talk to the Gimp. Get pick up line. Walk to the greenhouse spider den. Pick up berries. Use berries on the web knot on top of the branch. Talk to the trapped monkey. Use the knife on the trapped monkey. Talk to the british guy on the floor. Get pick up line. Walk to the tank chambers. Use delegate tank switch. Walk back to the volcanco room. Talk to sal 8999. Pick start pick up line battle. Then pick "all your base are belong to us. then pick "I can haz cheeseburger? and last pick "never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. and you BEAT THE GAME.

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How do you fire up the leg?!

Please help!

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So like in response to the knight thing.... I had trouble figuring out the "rumble" thing with the entrance hall knights you "use" once in the stairwell, the white you use twice and the black thrice. Well I tried to look around for some answers and I figured out that after you get out of the first room in mission 2 I think it is, when you first get out of the room you're in the dungeon room thing. As the walk through says,

pay attention to the order of the knights positions... from left to right follow those positions from entrance hall to stairwells.

[edit: spoiler tags added - Walzar]

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Violette March 13, 2010 2:09 AM

There's a glitch. I used the tape on the boom box and now i can't put it in the vending machine to get the bug spray. whenever i press use on the boom box, it goes into a disco frenzy. :(

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pephy bird April 5, 2010 7:00 AM

hey everyone.love the game.(im playing right now)and some people are stuck on getting the monkey wrench on mission 3.just look up "gigolo assasine part 3 monkey wrench" on google images and there will be a picture showing how to put the pipes.

and i was recently stuck on mission one where you had to get the fish from princess pussycat. an obvious little thing that i didnt get.you must cut the pier on both sides.(took me a while. :P)and then make the tiger walk on the broken pier.dropping her in the water.THEN go talk to the lady.
ok.thats it from me.hope it helped. ;)

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hi there i want to ask you how to use the vines on the weird tree ? because i keep click on it but it doesnt work help me please
thanks before

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how do you unlock mission three of gigolo assassin?!!

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I'm at the part where I just gave the captain his guitar. It still says I need two guests for the party. I've invited the voodoo guy, the waiter, the dancers, and the captain. Who now?

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