Dismantlement: Burger
The Kaitai Dismantlement series is one of the most popular point-and-click series of games ever featured on the site. We've taken apart a radio, a tea canister, a mouse, an alarm clock, a fan, and a hard drive, and found and disabled the bombs in each one. Perhaps it's time to take a break? Fetch a tasty and non-nutritious lunch filled with two all beef patties (well, one all beef), special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed...bomb? You're kidding me, right? No joke, welcome to dismantlement chapter 7, Dismantlement: Burger. Now this is just getting silly!
As with all of the dismantlement games designed by gam.ebb.jp, you only have a screwdriver and your wits to take apart your unhealthy meal before the bomb goes off. Clues are scattered around the tray which also includes a highly sugared drink and twice-fried potatoes, along with some interesting nutrition information. Is gam.ebb.jp making a jab about how consumption of too much of this stuff is a ticking health time bomb? Or are they just running out of ideas of things to dismantle?
Those who have played in the Dismantlement sandbox before will find Dismantlement: Burger a tad on the easy side. Compared to the quality and ingenuity of some of the others in the series this is... well, a bit of a letdown. Still fun to rip in and reduce something to its basic components, but if this is the best that they can come up with then perhaps they might want to go back to the drawing board and stick with what makes these games great: taking apart something you might actually do in real life, like an electronic appliance. Like Tea Canister, Dismantlement: Burger is strangely surreal, but at least this time around no music puzzles or reflex puzzles to drive you nuts.
Not the best in the series, then, but it's always nice to see a sequel to the Dismantlement Series, and Dismantlement: Burger is still a fun way to waste 5 minutes and hey, maybe it'll make you think twice about reaching for a calorie, sugar, fat laden lunch. How about something a bit healthier and less bomb-filled, like a salad? Unless they've got that planned for later down the line. Remember, junk food bad!
Walkthrough Guide
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Walkthrough (sort of)
Welcome to Sawnbe Burger! If you're an avid mechanic, I would recommend our Dismantlement Burger Combo; a two-patty burger with all our finest condiments, plus a milkshake, side of onion rings (with our logo on it), and free screwdriver! Hope you'll enjoy it!
Right before you begin to dig into your burger, you might consider getting some doughnuts as well; there's an ad right there on your drink cup. Little tip: the icing is what makes the doughnut. If you've got a doughnut with no icing, save it for last, and other than that, follow the icing from doughnut to doughnut!
The upper patty of every two-patty burger of ours is pure beef. Not any sign of pig or chicken or any other animal but cow. See that silhouette of a cow in the lower left corner of your placemat? Every single piece of your patty came from an animal that looked exactly like that.
Our tomatoes are freshly grown and shipped in from the finest farms. We know that "tomato" starts with the letter T, the same first letter as "tasty" and "tender". We always pay attention to the first letters of our words, and so should you!
The eggs we put on our burgers are from chickens in love, just like the cute little chicks in the lower right corner of your placemat. The chicks turn left, the chicks turn right, and they always know exactly when to touch your heart right in the middle! Aren't they just SO cute?
As advertised on your placemat, the lower patties on our two-patty burgers are 100% chicken. No part of that patty came from any part of any animal whose name doesn't begin with C. Not A, not B, and not D; nothing but C. Guaranteed or your money back!
There have been reports of our burgers blowing up in people's faces. These rumors are 100% false; nothing we would put in any of our burgers has any chance of being explosive. Always remember, your burger came from Sawnbe Burger! That's an A between an S and a W and a B between an N and an E; that's how you spell Sawnbe!
Posted by: SonicLover
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July 23, 2010 10:33 AM
Walkthrough
If you just need hints, try SonicLover's "Walkthrough". If you want a full walthrough:
Start:
Click both screws until you see a deliciously unhealthy meal. Click the Burger.
Top slice of bread:
All circles have to be clicked in order.
Hint:
Look at the donuts on the drink
Solution:
Start top Left then follow(compass directions): SSENNESS
Unscrew the plate, close the bun and click on it.
Lettuce:
It's just a single screw
Pattie 1:
Hint:
It's 100% beef. definately no chicken.
Solution:
Click on the pieces so that only the cow can be seen.
Undo the screws, close the pattie, click to remove.
Tomato:
Hint:
First letter
Solution:
The first letter is cruicial. Look at the word 'Tomato' and the sentance at the bottom. Using the number for the first letter of each underlined word, you get the code: 3141
Undo the screws, close the tomato, click to remove.
Egg:
Hint:
Look at the cute chicks on your tray cover.
Solution:
In order, if a chick (see hint) is looking left, press the Left arrow, right arrow if facing right, and the heart of the egg if there is a heart.
You get:
LLR♥LRRR♥LR♥L
Undo the screws...
Cheese:
It's just 1 screw.
Pattie 2:
Hint:
The diagram says that the bottom pattie is 100% chicken. No Aardvark, Beef or Donkey.
Solution:
Make all the letters C's
Undo the screws...
Bottom bread:
Hint:
How do you spell the company's name (it's on your fries packet)
Solution:
Using SAWNBE,
Point the A between the S and the W, The B between the N and the E, and click th screw on the bomb.
Click the bit that just went green, undo the screw, click it again, undo the screw, close the bread and pick it up.
YOU'RE DONE!
Posted by: Grosie
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July 23, 2010 12:25 PM