Pirate Golf Adventure

Short, boring, and easy, I'm surprised I didn't nod off during this one. The story was boring, cut and paste insert plot here sort of stuff, and so I have no idea why the plot took up a quarter of the review when it's entirely unnecessary and barely even worth mentioning. The ball physics are a bit of fun, but the game is so short and easy that you never really get into them. The last bit of the review is false, there is no "achievements" to speak of, as far as I can see, and there's really no replay value other than getting a high score, and honestly, no one will really care all that much about their score. It got a bit enjoyable, in the last few levels when they were more complex, but it's hardly worth the load time to play it when it's so darn short.

The achievements are shown on starting a new game after you've completed the game once.

For me the ability to shoot while moving doesn't really add anything good to the basic golf idea. Everything is slowed down to give you a chance at making the shots but it still feels like you have little control.

The story was a little odd, but I think it adds some depth to the game and doesn't distract too much. I LOVE shooting in midair :) Finally a golf game I can play ;). And great graphics! although it's a little short...

I can't get this working for some reason - it just stays on the loading page perpetually. Tried three different browsers, two different computers, and three different websites hosting it - no dice. Anyone else having issues with it?

When were chocolate syrup and trombones paired up?

Dusky-skinned island girl + cannibalism = FAIL. Aren't we beyond that kind of stereotyping?

I love the game but that joke really bothers me.

We're probably also beyond pirates with eye patches and parrots, but it fits with the theme and genre. To be honest I didn't care at all about how many strokes I took, I just had fun collecting all the coins. It's a nice idea for a game with some good implementation, up to a point. It felt like a demo.

Could someone list all the different unlockables? I'd be really kind.

The girl doesn't do cannibalism, just her parents ;)

I also had problems accessing the game this morning... maybe some advertising connection garbage... however, now it's working :) nice game :)