Do you wanna play escape gaaaaaaaaaaaames? Two or three will doooooooooo. We'll throw away the key and lock the door, solve puzzles forevermore, search your heart you know it's truuuuuuuuuuuue. Do you wanna play escape gaaaaaaaames? I really love those freakin' escape gaaaaaaaaaames. And... I... uh... have never actually seen this movie or heard this song, so let's get down to business, shall we? This week! Vitamin Hana walks a lonely road, the only one that you will ever know. Nagamochi Games may be about to make one of your childhood fantasies come true. And Yonashi finds it quite easy being green, thank you very much.
Robo Assembly - Let's be honest... whether you were a dinosaur kid or a unicorn kid or a dragon kid, can't we all come together and agree your own giant robot is still pretty cool? Nagamochi Games thinks so too, but before you can use this one, you'll need to find five pieces to put it together... and solve a passel of puzzles along the way, naturally. Now remember, giant robot ownership is serious. I want you to take care of it. Clean up after its own spills. Play with it and defend the city from guys in giant rubber costumes with it. Then we'll talk about that puppy.
Almost Desert - Vitamin Hana hasn't thrown up any walls this time, but sometimes a little sun and a long, lonely road is just as ensnaring as a locked room. Or at least, that's what country music tells me. I don't know. I don't have the denim for it. Stranded with you are a bunch of crates and luggage with some tricky locks, including one with some letters and colours you may have trouble picking out regardless of whether you have issues with colour blindness, unfortunately. Look on the bright side. If you get stuck forever, I hear there's a lovely little town out there in the desert somewhere with some great public radio. Just don't go into, think about, or look at the Dog Park.
Spring - Yonashi has taken things the traditional locked room way this time around, but that doesn't mean they aren't still a little... weird. There's a spiky thing on the floor. Your frog's terrarium has some bizarre lock on it, perhaps because what's in the drawers indicates some weird obsession. And there's not even anywhere to sit! What there are, however, are some seriously strange puzzles and locks that need your attention, though just getting started might require a little more thought and experimentation with your surroundings.
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