Sometimes the big city makes you feel like nothing more than a chop of meat. And man, oh, man, does it sometimes feel like the world world is out to pulverize you into scraps. But in Human Chop, a physics puzzler by Methamphetabear, it is you who are the pulverizer. Let's get out there and crush some dreams, people!
Use the mouse to slice lines and click away blocks to crush the citizens of Megaopolis. Different citizens will react in different ways to the hazards of the world, and predicting their actions will be key to completing all 21 levels. Admittedly, cut-the-rope style physics games aren't exactly in short supply on the internet, but there's just something about how hilariously bleak Human Chop that makes it stand out from the pack. Maybe it's how blatant it presents its subtext. Actually, you can't really call it subtext. It's more like just text-text. It's hard to tell how meaningfully the author intends us to take all this, but overall, Human Chop presents a quirky slice of dystopia with a side order of philosophy.
Walkthrough Guide
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Walkthrough, anybody? I'm gonna put one together.
Human Chop Walktrhough
Your Job
Cut the line holding up the named brick.
Fear
This one is about timing. Cut the line just as the man is about to be under the brick.
Time
See 2: Fear. The answer is exactly the same.
Fake Friends
Click the removing block. After both are in the pit, drop the brick.
Stereotypes
Click the rightmost block. Cut the ball free.
Hatred
Cut both bricks free at the same time.
Rivalry
Cut the small brick free. When the leftmost man is about to run into the disappearing block, remove it. Then, remove the other block. Cut the brick free when both are under it.
Ignorance
Remove the striped block. When the brick is at the peak of it's swing, cut it free.
Idols
Cut the un-named brick. Cut the bricks at just the right time so that one headphones person is crushed under the left one, and one headphones and one regular person are crushed under the right.
Blame
Remove the striped block that holds up the small ball. Remove the striped block that holds up the right side of the rectangle. Cut the big ball loose.
Society
Cut the rightmost brick free when all people are to the left of it. Do the same with the middle, and then to the right one. Cut the big brick free when everyone is huddled together at the left.
Accidents
Cut the rightmost string. Remove the leftmost stripe block. Wait.
Still, Small Voice
Right after the running character hits the removable stripe block, remove said block. Then, remove the two blocks that are stopping the wheels at the top from turning. If done right, both people will end up trapped on the right. Release the brick.
Hierarchy
Remove the block that prevents the running man from falling. Remove the one on the next row. When all three headphone people are awakened and the running man is about to fall off into the pit, release the leftmost block. It will scare all four characters back right. Remove the block on which they stand. When all four are under the brick, release it.
These are all the ones I'm going to do for now. If someone wants to finish my work, go ahead.
Posted by: thegreenrobby
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August 17, 2013 12:17 PM
Human Chop Walkthrough Part 2
Lie
The dude with the glasses knows what's up and will move when the striped block is removed so cut the string first then let the block fall on the striped block then remove it.
Hypocrisy
Cut the string then just as the block's about to hit the striped block, remove it. Timing's the key.
Fatalism
Remove the topmost striped block, let the block hit the next striped one, then do the same thing with the rest.
Envy
There are six removable blocks. Take out the 1st, 3rd, 4th, and 6th blocks (L-R). Then remove the 2nd and 5th last.
Expectation
There are three separate blocks you can kill the dudes with. Remove the long striped block then watch where the dudes go. If the dude moves to the left of the killing block, take out the right wedge, and vice versa. I had to replay it a couple of times cause it's not always accurate.
Instincts
This one's tricky. Remove all the blocks EXCEPT for the ones above the dudes and under the killing block. The dudes move away from the striped block you take out so you have to maneuver all of them in such a way that they all end up under the killing block. Naturally, the last blocks you remove are the ones under the killing block. Makes sense?
I am
You got this. ;)
Posted by: Cristina Paat
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August 19, 2013 5:57 AM