I Hate Candy

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4.6/5 (36 votes)

How could anyone possibly hate candy? Well, if you're the snarky alien hero sent to a candy planet to rescue scientists from cuddly, cheerful toys who want nothing better than to pelt you with the stuff, it's probably pretty easy. A beautiful, silly platforming shooter with a ton of levels.

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jcfclark June 18, 2013 11:04 AM

Does this game lag, or is it my PC?


No it does not lag. Excellent game btw.


No lag here too.
Funny game, I love the voice on the bears lol. A little boring though, I forced myself to play at least until I die once and I was resisting not throwing myself at bottomless pits.

Username June 18, 2013 3:38 PM

I can't find the exit in level 4.

Username June 18, 2013 3:47 PM

I give up, there's no exit in level 4.


I promise you level 4 has an exit. :)

Work your way to the very top of the level as soon as it starts, and then over to the left. You should pass an area with several power-ups visible buried within the ground. Past that you'll find a platform with a sign and a red mushroom. Hop on the mushroom and keep bouncing until you reach the portal in the sky. Proceed to the right from where it releases you to find the scientist you need to free to win.

There may be other ways to get there, but that's how I did it.


At level 4 you must find the mushroom at the left top corner of the level, jump on it, and get to the portal above this mushroom. :)

Username June 18, 2013 5:55 PM

Thanks, Ilya, Dora answered my question over an hour before you and used the spoiler tags.

I got to level 7 or so and just quit, it stopped being fun. Rather, it never was a lot of fun, I just stopped hoping it would become so.


I just wish it were either possible to duck or that the armor upgrade were cheaper, because I am taking way too many lumps from these baddies. I keep getting wiped out too fast.

I also wish there were some way I could hit enemies that are standing too close to shoot (which tends to happen with narrow platforms) or collect the souls of enemies I missed on earlier playthroughs of levels.

I'm not badmouthing the game or anything, it's just pretty tough.


No ducking or good shooting control. No explanation on upgrades. Uninspired levels. I bored-quit at level 4-5.

CrankYanker June 19, 2013 10:33 AM

There seems to be an imbalance in this game - the default weapon isn't strong enough to comfortably deal with the lowest level of bad guys. I'm not expecting for one shot to kill them, but if it takes 10-15 shots to kill them, and they can kill you with 4-5 shots, that seems like it should break some sort of game designer ethics code (to me, at least).

I gave it until level 5, then gave up. I wanted to like it, just couldn't manage to pull it off.


You can buy the light saber upgrade to insta-kill everything that is 1 meter close to you ;)


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