ArmorGames always asks to store information on my computer when I play their games, and then when I go to click no in the pop-up dialog it won't let me click anything so I can't play the game. Does this ever happen to anyone else?

Too many things to do. need to save.

Yay!

loved the first... but I keep getting freezes... maybe its happening when I hold an arrow key down? The timer keeps going but my elephant doesn't react, then suddenly he moves all the movements I previously hit... maybe I should just restart my computer before I post this to be sure but...

Everyone come to 3230-4654-5518-8799! It's a room I made.

I can't get #140: Paste into Notepad

I really want to play this game but I'm having the same issues as joemomma. I try to move but the game lags like crazy. Anyone have any ideas on how to fix this?

Brandon, you're looking in the wrong place for that one. Think of anything else that it could be referring to.

However, I'm having trouble with the So Happy one, the music ones, and I think that's it (the music ones only because I can't remember the songs XD)

The issues over the lag are odd, I'm going to go take a look into this and see what's going on. I'm wondering if this is a Flash Player issue or a specific browser or what.

Thanks guys!

-John

I'm having issues with the So Happy One too

@Brandon

I can't get 136 to work. I even tried changing keyboard layout to US, didn't help. Other than that, good fun.

Kgummy, make a happy face on your computer's keyboard like this (:

Brandon, paste the game name into your computer's notepad.
Hope I'm right.

Need help with So Happy?

I think it needs to be

Brandon, I'm wrong, click the the center of the wheel in your home. To get home go to the first floor then go left.

How do complete the pastry options. I can't tell from the walkthrough video how you create a pastry.

Any idea how to "poop the pastry"

I can't play music to save myself, or indeed win achievements, so I looked up the notes, but I still can't get Twinkle Twinkle right.

Any help would be greatly appreciated. I just need that and Fort Iota.

For the smilie, remember the nose.
I finally beat it after 49:15. Yeah.
:-)

@JIGuest

Need help finding the first hidey hole (153 Fort Alpha).

For music:

Hope that helps!

Notes for the songs, hope it helps.

I never could get the smiley, I ended up pressing every key on my keyboard and it worked.

All music achievements.
Twinkle, Twinkle (Little Star)

Ode to Joy

Row, Row, Row Your Boat

Hope this helps!

Power of posting. If you are having trouble reaching the first hidey hole, try

Hope that makes sense.

That was my last achievement, now on to the ending! I love these ridiculous games.

Ha. End credits are pretty funny.

hey!! Im having trouble with 227 Doggy Bag

but how do i get extra? or bag it up?

Lack of a save function is really frustrating! I got 242/250 when I accidentally closed the window. All I needed was Ode to Joy and Fort Zeta (plus the last 5).

It was fun, but I don't really feel like starting all over to get those last few.

Oh, I see it doesn't save. Now I am sad about it.

I need some help with getting the Relapse achievement.

@Ezra

The saving is kinda bad. It will save your main menu achievements, but to win you need to get all the achievements in one session.

Sohappymustplaygamenow! *hyperventilates*

@ellebelle
Try teleporting

I have all of them except "Won't Follow Directions" .... :P I'm scared of screwing this up. Could someone give me a hint?

problem with BILLY MAYS:

Cory: You're not cursed. I have a mac too, and BILLY MAYS wouldn't work for me either.

if you need help with so happy it is :-) no shift key

HI THERE, I'M BILLY MAYS, AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU NEED WINDOWS TO FULLY ENJOY THIS GAME!

I have a Mac, and I could get BILLY MAYS just fine. I can't however, seem to get Relapse. It looks like it should be as simple as

but it isn't working. I even watched the whole walkthrough video and couldn't catch how he did it.

Doggie bag:

Power of posting... I guess. It finally worked

I have a mac and it worked fine for me. It was cute, as always. The pastries thing really surprised me.

How to get 177 RGB, 140 Paste in Notepad,151 Harmony and Eleclick???
pls help

thank you sveeds!

Won't follow directions: Right click and click "don't click here"

I love these games so much. :D They're a perfect mix of wittiness and fun, and I'm proud to say that I got all but 9 achievements (excluding the progress achievements) without the walkthrough. Yayyyy. :D

One question, though:

@tigrita how did you get BILLY MAYS on a mac? are you using a laptop or a desktop?

I can't get BILLY MAYS either, I'm using a Mac. Couldn't get relapse either. Oh well.

BILLY MAYS IS ALL I HAVE LEFT. :((((((((((((((((( And no, it's not working in Safari on my Macbook Pro. I can't quit when it's all I have left to do, but I can't get anything else to happen. Was really enjoying this game, but it's funny how that all goes to pot when your 247 Achievements amounts to nothing in the end because of programming or something.

@C.Olimar:

For all my similarly-afflicted mac brethren:

The Walkthrough ends with the end video of the game. At least you can see how it would have ended for us. :(

I am on the main menu and it has been 100% loaded and all it does is beep alot. what do i do

OMG I KNOW RIGHTTTTT!

BILLY MAYS works fine on my MacBook (laptop) in Firefox. Not going to bother trying for all of them until I have the patience tomorrow.

Awesomely random and non-sequitur-ish. I just love these games. And that's coming from someone who usually hates platformers.

@someguy
177 RGB

140 Paste in Notepad

151 Harmony

Eleclick

Wow. This game was fun until "Paste in Notepad". I have a mac, and even though I use a USB mouse, it doesn't have a center wheel. Then I tried another mouse that I had that did have the center wheel. Didn't work. I thought maybe I just needed to close out of the game and come back in. Nope.

That's a really big disappointment and I gotta say that achievement is not one that should be in the game, seeing all of the other people who couldn't get it.

Huge bummer that I had that one achievement and the two others (99% and 100%) left after a half and hour of playing that. I mean wow.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!

Haven't even played yet, but this is gonna be good. I mean, great. I mean, achievement-tastic!!!!!

I'm just gonna spell out Paste Into Notepad for all of you still confused:

still having problem with the game freezing up but the timer keeps going... then the elephant will finally do all the movement that i was pushing with the wasd keys during the freezing period

hope that made sense...

it's happening to me on both firefox and ie

A glitch or a "feature"? Allows earlier unlock of some achievements.

my server:
http://armor.ag/1JUDV
4589-9139-8593-3871

How on earth do I achieve "Corpse loop" (num: 46) I've tried everything and its my last achievement... =S

IT'S HERE! IT'S HERE! Ah, I loved the first one. Probably a bit too much, actually.

cant get so happy :-(
made the smiley without and with pressing shift but nothing happened
its a german computer(windows) with german keyboard
whats wrong about this smiley :-)???

6845-1049-1284-3661
join my room

@Achievement Unlocked 2 98.8%:

Try switching your keyboard layout to US English.

Heather, should you find your l'il blue 'leffant in an infinite loop, whatever you do... DON'T -PANIC-!

- ept

@Heather:

This game's awesome, waltzing ma is my last achievement, can someone please tell me what to do in it, I think it might be something to do with ~ I have tried nearly everything, if anyone else needs help with any other achievement I will gladly help,
many thanks
:)

I need help with 202 I can't live with this and 232 Do a barrel roll.

What is the problem with the waltzing ma? I'm using a windows xp, but I can't seem to be able to press the ~ code. please help anyone? :D

POP for 202.

@Caitlin:

FINALLY someone has the same problem I do. That is the only reason I don't play at Armor Games.

@the people who run this website:

If you could please add an alternate link when it becomes available, that would be very convenient.

Just finished it. Finally found Iota

Where is that Fort Iota?

Where is the hot coffee thing?

Do a Barrel Roll is one for the old-school Nintendo people.

my room: 9543-2975-9998-7257

ARGH, When i tried the open two more windows of the same game, it exited out of the game I was already in!!!
I am SOOOO anoyed!!!! ARGH
oh well, I couldn't finish it anyway

How about Dizzy?

What floor is fort iota on?

I just need 249: Pull up! and 233: I don't get it.

To find Hidey Hole 7/Fort Iota:

Anyone know how to do no.32 "Save The Whales"?

Anybody know where the coffee room thing is? I can't find it.....

Also, I wish there was a save feature too....

126 don't know help plz

tasha (about Waltzing Ma):

.

I too would like to know how to do hot coffee.

@ - Anyone who doesn't know
to shoot the pastry, all you do is

:)

@ThemePark:

Alrighty then. That was epic. I'm sure my time was awful, but it was fun. Still, I don't think I'm replaying that anytime soon.

Hot Coffee/Cold Coffee:

Anyone want to play Multiplayer with me? Here's the code: 6847-2144-6031-8761.

Or: http://armor.ag/1JWMb

Sorry guys, it glitched. I closed it down. I'll restart one when I come back from my walk.

Does anyone know how to get "relapse"?

Sorry guys, it glitched. I closed it down. I'll restart one when I come back from my walk.

Sorry about that double post...here's the new one: 3477-2063-5878-4806

I feel retarded; I thought I had to highlight something, ctrl C, then paste... but couldn't figure out what to copy. fail Now that hint makes total sense.

How do you get 193: Won't follow directions? I'm completely confused, and it's the only one I've yet to get.

What keys do you push for 144 and 145?

Ok, this game decided to screw me over. It won't, no matter what, register row row row your boat

>.> Talk about a nasty glitch

Diabhal:

Nate: Look at Allie and Sveeds' comments.

Hi gang,

jmtb02 here again. I have patched the file.

- First, the Chrome browser on Macs has trouble detecting some keypresses, so certain achievements such as:

are now fixed.
- Second, Panicking on the hamster wheel is fixed.
- And finally, the Relapse achievement now easier to obtain.

Thanks everyone for their help isolating the issue, you guys and gals earn 10 points.

Done in 10 minutes... I can't do better xD
Whatever, I think that 'So happy' changes by pc... in mine, I had to do [SPOILER]=)[/SPOILER] to get the achievement!

Hey I can't do the "Waltzing Ma" achievement! I've pressed the ~ button so many times, and it still doesn't work. Any help??

Waltzing Ma is a portion of Waltzing Matilda, and to unlock the achievement you have to hit the tilda. To get Paste Into Notepad you have to click on the center of the wheel in Home.

26 minutes, 28 seconds, 250 achievements unlocked! WOO!

...

...

...

...So, uhh, any suggestions for what to do with the rest of my day? :/

My laptop won't do the waltzing ma achievement pressing ~ doestn't work :(

I can't find Fort Kappa! Help plz?

160, fort lota.

join me!
1776-8605-9356-2090
no password

2587-1322-2170-4074

I can't do "Corpse Loop", number 46... help?

@Caitlin
You must, it allows the games to save, sometimes play at all, and so on. It's not like it eats your personal info.

Hi!!

Please, someone!!
HELP ME!!!

How do I get the coffee stages???

9555-1764-7670-1263

make an elephant tag!

[Done! Thanks for suggesting it. -Jay]

For the Waltzing Ma achievement:

My tilda key didn't work (shift + #) so I looked it up on Wikipedia. Apparently US keyboards often use (shift + ') so I tried that and it worked.

I'm playing this on PreHackHub, so I can't access the walkthrough via the game. HELP!

i finished a couple of minutes under 40 i got 247 out of 250 achievements because the version i was playing didn't have walkthrough

:(

Fort iota:

lvl 3:
1: exit the orange launcher but stay on top.
2: Jump (but avoid the spikes) to the little ledge to the LEFT.

TA-DA!!

I have a Mac and I finished this perfectly. Just putting that out there.

Hi guys!! I'm new here come to my room.The code is 9033-9370-4164-5498 OK guys! See you in there. And the password is Destruction OK guys bye.

how do you get to the coffee stages???? i cant get to it and its the last thing i need to complete the game

If you want to pop paste, press the space bar :) Also Click on the left Button ! There is an icon who says "click here ! Archievements !" Enjoy!

how do i do 'waltzing ma' on an english keyboard ?

where is hidey hole, 8, for Lota, #160???? its the only actual one i need left to finish it

Nice, got it completed. Thanks for hints on achievements i couldn't find :)

okay, i feel slow, but i reallllly don't get #206!!!!

8894-2538-3588-8449

a bit late now, but i noticed that if you buy the second one you can go anywhere but outside. just go thru the teleporter and panic. then to go down, go to where you would normaly and panic. repeat as needed. PANIC HACK!

:-)

People with the German keyboard layout have to press öß0 to get the "so happy" achievement.

5159-9361-5355-1986. That's my code for my server, if anyone's interested.

please join! my room is number 5736-5311-3116-8135 and i have no password! join me today between 1:30 to 2:00pm. (date is nov. 28 2010)

to do RGB go to floor 3, go to the slots and make them stop in order left to right:

hope this helps :p

if you need help with forts, go all the way up to the *very top* level and pump the water all the way to the top, then look. I think you will find it a lot easier to see them.;)

P.S
How do you make spoilers? Please help. Thanks.

Awesome! Loved the game, died laughing at uh... one part of the story! :)

GLITCH ALERT: go max speed on wheel and panic :D

5932-8553-6966-2985
JOIN MY GAME

How do you get the "Won't Follow Directions" achievement?

@Logan

To get that achievement, simply right click in-game, and click the menu button saying
"Dont Click Me"

I found a glitch!

For people who are having difficult getting the Paste in Notepad achievement:

The ending is... beautiful. Very inspirational, and actually made me move my lazy arse outta here.

Just Pull up two windows of Achievement unlocked 2, and then there will be a secret map called "Hot Coffee". When your in that map, just jump down out of the map and there will be an even more secret map called "Cold Coffee" They're just tiles in the shape of coffee mugs, though. Do what you want with them, they won't do anything... or will they?

come to my room (2334-9528-7575-3304)

Please...

(it will be awesome)

I cant get Beam me up. I swear i have 'exited and entered' every teleport inless there is a hidden 1 its the only achievment ive got left :S

OK John. Achievements Unlocked 3. You know you want to make it. You cannot resist the Elephant's call. Forget Mario and Zelda. THE ELEPHANT is the one true game series.

hi,

"so happy" by german keyboard layout:
ä ß and o
(ae, scharfes s, and zero)

these buttons will give the desired :-)

regards
dirk

Okay, anyone mind helping me out a bit here? I've tried for ages to get the "two browser windows" achievement and the coffee level, but whenever I open the game in a new tab or window... nothing happens. I've tried doing it every different way I can think of, and no dice. Is there something special I have to do, or somewhere in particular I have to go, or what? It's driving me nuts, seriously.

to get save the whales u have to drink all the water in your home
the cofee thing: copy the game link, and paste it in another tab or window
to get the bun hop on the cofee cup to get the rest of the awards go over the ledge on the left and jump on the top the blue thing on the cup in cold cofee

need some help with 205

I can't do waltzing ma! any ideas?

Amazing game! I only need one more; can anybody help me find Fort Theta?

Or at least tell me which level it's on? Thanks a bunch! :)

concerning the so happy achievement. You must enter it as if you were using a standard US keyboard (changing your windows version US language will not always work)
for me personally (being a flemish azerty type board user) i had to enter m)0 which the game turned into :-) and got me the achievement.

For anyone wanting to know how to get the barrel roll achievement you press R or Z on your keyboard twice - I did it by accident!!

Man do I love Achievement unlocked? This game deserves over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cough cough, e-hem over 9000 rates. Alright John, you heard what Gruntwilligar T. Honkenoffski said. Achievement unlocked 3. No more Zelda, No more Mario, No more Sonic and no more Dark cuts. ELEPHANTS ONLY.

Happy gaming

Chromestone.

P.S. I completed the game. So if you need any help, feel free to ask me.

Oh, and no more Light cuts unless THE ELEPHANT stares in there too.

I am only one away from finishing and I have successfully played Twinkle Twinkle so many times but for some reason the game is not acknowledging that I am doing it correctly. Help? I know I'm doing it right its just not working !

Achievements

For the people who don't know, to shoot a pastry, all you have to do is:

I hope I've helped some people!

WOOT WOOT! DID IT!

for the paste into notepad go into word and paste then read it PROPERLEY

For Paste in Notepad, you have to click on the center of the hamster wheel, not the mouse wheel