Ugly Americans: Citizen Ugly
It might be a game to promote Comedy Central's new show, but the point-and-click adventure from ClickShake is a barrel of paranormal, devil-infused fun. Welcome to New York City, the traditional landing port for foreigners eager to build their own American dream. It is Mark's job, as an employee at the Department of Integration, to help these newcomers out with jobs and make sure they do not get deported because of some technicality. Such as losing their immigration papers or eating gray matter at the Brain Depository.
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Really digging this game so far. I'm pretty stuck right now. But I'm going to persevere.
That took forever, but it was worth it!
Ok I've finished the following clients:
#4, #5, #7, #8, #9, and #10
Items I have:
Cotton Swab, Broken Part, Toy Flyer, Sewing Bobbin, Formaldehyde, and Hair
and locations I have left:
Star Buk's, M.B.D., St. Jude's, Ducky Cheese, D.O.I., and Sub Club
Troatie, a hint to get things rolling
give broken part to man standing on the right in Star Buks
Thanks twheels! I thought I had already done that. But apparently not. Finished!
Some "What items combine" guide to help
Alcohol Soaked Rag
Rag toy
Whiskey
Industrial Cotton swab
Broken handle
Cotton balls
Food for vampire kid
garlic
cookie
Also, about the hair...
Ignore it until you complete all 10 tasks
Awesome game. Finished it but was still a little bit challenging.
Okay... so this was cute.
Some things were a little hard to see... making some of the experience very painful, but the sense of humor was satisfying. Not necessarily family friendly, since apparently we care about that here.
Ugly Americans Walkthrough:
Let's start with the basics.
Read the instructions. Click on stuff.
The one tricky bit with the mechanics of the game will be combining stuff.
To combine items, place the two items destined for each other in the boxes next to the plus sign, then click the plus sign. If they represent a valid combination, then you will receive the product of the two items' love. If not, you receive a quip.
Moving on. First stop: Mark's Apartment.
So a romance that resembles Alternating Current. So sweet.
You're handcuffed to your bed. What now?
We need to make the room smell like brains. Here's how:
There's a small pink blot on the top rail of the bed near Mark. Click it. It's chewed gum.
Then click the red sock.
Combine the two items, then use the Sticky Whip to get the soccer ball.
Chuck that ball across the room at the take out brains.
Your zombie roommate Randall, shows up, releases you, and now you're free to go to work. Excellent.
Alright. Good work. Next stop: the Department of Integration.
Here's where the game really begins.
This is where you work.
Go through the front doors.
Once you're in the hallway, enter the door closest to you. It's your office.
Now enjoy your cinematic.
Done? Good. You've gotten your clipboard now. And we have a new location. We'll pay a visit to each case before we move on to the next one. But we're not going to manage to solve each one as we get to it. That comes later.
Click on the map button on the bottom right.
Now go to Star Buk's.
Click on the two headed guy.
Now we've got a broken part. Show it to the guy on the right.
Now we need a giant ear swab. Keep this in mind.
Click on the Cases button on the bottom right, and click Next Case.
Then bring up the map and go to St. Jude's.
Click on the Croatian Man and get the list of things we need.
Caffeinated Formaldehyde
Pronged Utensil
Alcohol Soaked Rag
We'll deal with that later. Click on the cotton balls between Mark and the Croatian Man.
Bring up the next case on your clipboard.
Bring up the map and go to the M.B.D.
Click on the zombie.
We need a wand to hypnotize him. Your office mate was a wizard, and there was a wand on his desk, if you were paying attention.
We won't be able to get it for a while, so we won't bother trying right now.
If you DO want to find out what the deal is with the wand, go ahead and go back.
You ask for the wand, and your office mate asks for some Ducky Cheese prize tickets.
Won't get those for a while.
Click on the jar on the table.
Bring up the next case, then bring up the map and go to the Luxury Apt.
Click on the brain.
Click on the broken broom.
Click on the television set.
Now bring up the map and go to Hell.
Click on the vampire bat.
Click on the front door of Bloody Mary's.
Click on the arrow labeled "Alley" on the bottom right.
Click on the paper on the door.
Bring up the map and go to the Orphanage.
Click on the cookie in front of the cage.
Note the sign on the cage. This is what we want. But we'll have to come back for it. This is as far as we go for this case.
Bring up the next case, then bring up the map and go to the Blood Bank.
Click on the Goth Kid.
Now we've got some B Blood and some objectives. It's never easy.
Bring up the next case, then go to Ducky Cheese.
Click on the Rag Doll next to the car ride.
Click on the robot.
Now we've got a flyer and an objective.
Bring up the next case, then go to the Public Pool.
Click on one of the two... odd gentlemen. It doesn't matter.
So we need Trust Pamphlets. We'll be able to handle this a little later.
Bring up the next case, then go to Chelsea Pier.
Click on the Squid.
We now have a Wallet, a new location and some stuff to do.
Go to the Sub Club.
Give the bartender the wallet.
Go to Sak's.
Click on the sandwich sign guy. We'll go to Vito's in a bit.
Enter the building.
Give the saleswoman the wallet.
Go to the Girl's Apt.
Click on the door.
Give her the wallet.
Now we need to get a Silk Scarf. We'll handle that later.
Let's finish a few cases right now!
Go to Vito's.
Click on the breadsticks on the table.
Give the old man the Vito's Flyer.
Combine the cookie and the garlic soup, then go to the Blood Bank.
Give the Goth Kid the Garlic Cookie.
Talk to the Goth Kid.
Go to the Processing Center.
Talk to the Goth Kid.
Case Complete! Congratulations!
Click on the corks on the floor.
And now I have to apologize. I forgot about this before. But we can handle it now!
Combine the broken handle and the cotton ball.
Go to Star Buk's.
Give the guy on the right the Cotton Swab.
Go to the Dark Alley.
Go back to Star Buk's.
Give the two headed guy the New Part.
Case Complete! Congratulations!
Okay, since there's no other cases we can actually complete right now, we'll just continue exploring.
Bring up the next case, and go... Hmm...
Go to the D.O.I.
Go inside.
Second door on the left. Click it.
Click on the rack.
Click on the blue pamphlet that labeled "Trust Me!"
Click on the Cocoon Friendly Environment pamphlet.
We'll handle the fish and hook case before we move on.
Go to the Public Pool.
Give the men the Trust Pamphlet.
Give the hook man the corks.
Case Complete! Congratulations!
Okay. Go to Taco Skull.
Click on the caterpillar.
That's as far as we go now.
Bring up the next case. Go to the Sweatshop.
Click on the red thread on the table on the right.
Click on the chickenman.
That's as far as we go now. And now we've seen all the cases.
Let's work on some other cases.
Go to the Dark Alley.
Give the man the Toy Flyer.
Give the man the sewing bobbin.
Go to Ducky Cheese.
Give the robot the Lil' Darla Vomitface (or whatever it's called that you got from the guy in the Dark Alley).
Case Complete! Congratulations!
Go to the D.O.I.
Go to your office.
Give your work mate the Prize Tickets.
Click on the arrow labeled Hallway on the bottom left.
Click on the arrow labeled Exit on the bottom right.
Click on the eyes on the ground.
Go to the M.B.D.
Use the wand on the zombie.
No dice. Hmph. Let's go to the Dwayne Reede.
Click on the front doors.
On the right, there is a purple box labeled, "Zombie Eye Repair." Click it.
Combine the Eyeballs and the Eye Repair Kit.
Go back to the M.B.D.
Give the zombie the New Eyes.
Use the wand on the zombie.
I'm not certain if you have to click on the zombie after the dialogue or just click through the dialogue to proceed. Eventually you should finish the case, so...
Case Complete! Congratulations!
Go to the Blood Bank.
Enter the building.
Click on the pouch of blood labeled A on the near the upper left. It's hanging.
Let's get into Bloody Mary's. Go to the Orphanage.
Give the baby beast in the cage the breadstick.
Click on the sign on the cage.
Click on the open door.
Click on the fork in the center of the table.
Talk to the Vampire Bat.
Combine the A Blood and the B Blood.
Give the Vampire Bat the AB Blood Mix.
Take the Book on the table.
Go to the Luxury Apt.
Give the brain the Book.
Case Complete! Congratulations!
Go to Taco Skull.
Give the caterpillar the Hell Coupon.
Case Complete! Congratulations!
Heh. That was quick, right?
Go to the D.O.I.
Click all the way down the hallway to get to the Vending Machine.
Use the Spare Change on the Vending Machine.
Click on the arrow labeled Hallway on the bottom right.
Enter the Counseling Room on the right.
Talk to the caterpillar.
Give the caterpillar the burrito.
Go to the Girl's Apt.
Click on the door.
Give her the Silk Scarf.
Go to Chelsea Pier.
Give the Squid the Immigration Papers.
Case Complete! Congratulations!
Click on the Car Battery. It's in front of the squid.
Go to the Sweatshop.
Use the Car Battery on the Moon Lamp. It's to the immediate right of the door.
Plug the lamp in.
Yeah, so the guy on the right was a werewolf. If you clicked on him before, you would have said something about his being a werewolf. Heh.
Click on the paper the Chickenman left on the table.
Go to Sak's.
Enter the building.
Give the saleswoman the Resume.
Case Complete! Congratulations!
Go to the Sub Club.
If you already got the Whiskey Shot from the bartender, you didn't need to come here. Sorry.
If you haven't... go get the Whiskey Shot from the Bartender.
Combine the Rag Doll and the Whiskey Shot.
Combine the Coffee and the Formaldehyde.
Go to St. Jude's.
Give the Croatian Man the Fork, the Alcohol Soaked Rag, and the Caffeinated Formaldehyde.
Case Complete! Congratulations!
Congratulations! You've completed all the cases! You Win!
...
>_>
Click anywhere to continue.
That's right, you're not done. (^_~)v
Enjoy the cinematic, and when you're done, we'll continue.
So we need a classic zombie chin. Have you seen one around recently?
Go to the Sweatshop.
Unplug the Moon Lamp.
Pick up the hair that has fallen off of the werewolf.
Go to the Sub Club.
Talk to the zombie.
Go to Dwayne Reede.
Talk to the zombie.
Give the hair to the zombie.
Go back to the Sub Club.
Give the nose to the zombie.
Aaaaaaaaaaaand we're done!
And in honor of Caps Lock March:
YOU WIN! CONGRATULATIONS!
ENJOY YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS!
does anyone have a walkthrough for Indecision Joe Six-Pack Odyssey its also by zeebarf and on the comedy central site
Unfortunately, this game isn't available to anyone outside the US. As a Canadian, I'm not able to access it as it just directs you to the Comedy Network website.
Ahh nevermind. For Canadians, the game is linked here. Had to search for it:
http://www.thecomedynetwork.ca/games/gamedetails.aspx?gid=25010
Oh gosh!
It's my walkthrough!
Hooray!
...Enjoy this game, everyone!
I liked the game... No impossibly hard puzzles, just a bit of running around to get everything. I occasionally missed an item to pick up on my initial run-through (actually, it only really happened once), but that was easily remedied with the Tab button. Plus, it introduces the characters that will presumably appear in the TV show...
It was okay.
Hi, I'm in Australia and I am able to play this game on the Comedy Central website. Is it perhaps restricted to countries which receive Comedy Central?
I'm a civil servant and this game just gave me that little extra frisson of recognition. Our budget's been slashed, our caseload's been doubled, and...
I don't seem to have
the taco skull
on my map, according to the walkthrough..
And I am stuck!
@devron
You need to go to the D.O.I., visit the pamphlet rack and click on the pamphlet about cacoons.
Able to play from China.
I can't find the spare change!
I need to get pamphlets (presumably), but I am not able to pick any up, it just keeps saying "the who what where of every species in new york". I think I have completed everything I can up until this point and am about to give up. any tips?
i don't understand what to do with the
Soccer Ball. no matter where i put it,it just stays in my inventory. help!
I think I have found a bug.
I solved the chicken case, but I didn't get the red thread from the sweatshop, and now the case is solved it has disappeared from the map.
so I have nothing to give the guy in the dark alley in exchange for the toy apart from some ware wolf hair (which he doesn't want)
so what can i do?? :(
@karen - if I remember correctly you can find the spare change by
solving the case of fishman and hookman.
@the guest who's having trouble with the pamphlets
Have you tried exploring all 10 cases first?
@Paul - You have to be exact when you
use the soccer ball on the take out brains on the dresser on the right side of the screen. Wait for your pointer to become a finger or something indicating a clickable object.
@the guest with a bug
Wow... um... I don't know what to tell you.
I mean... I don't even remember being able to
unplug the moon lamp
without finishing all ten cases first.
Uh, start over? Remember the thread this time?
Okay, on further investigation, I was unable to reproduce the bug. I completed the chicken man case, along with everything else I could accomplish without
getting the red thread.
The
Sweatshop
did not disappear at that point.
Just finished the game, was a fun diversion with logical solutions to puzzles and no pixel hunting! YAY NO PIXEL HUNTING!!
Where and how do I get the Formaldehyde ?
Thx
@spackobert
when you are at the M.B.D. where the zombie is,there's a jar of formaldehyde on the table next to the zombie.
Help! At the Star Buks
The guy on the right won't take my giant ear swab, so I can't get to the dark alley, what do I do?
Thanks Paul!
There must be a bug in the game: I finished the Zombie case and now I can't go to the M.B.D. anymore - I missed the jar so I can't complete the game :-(
Spackobert--
Formaldehyde is a preservative, yeah? Dead bodies, disembodied body parts...
Know a zombie dude with an unfortunate brain problem?
I can't believe I got through this game on my own with no help at all. How rare. Go, me!
Thanks for the review James. FYI, the dialogue was from the show's actual voice actors.
@Username - We made sure every object had a minimum clickable area b/c we hate pixel hunting too!
As far as locations disappearing before gaining the items from them, I checked both mentioned cases and the code does check to make sure those items were obtained before the location is removed so I'm not sure what happened there. If you experience this you may have to clear your saved game and make sure to grab the items before leaving next time.
I can't find the eyeballs!!?
to go with the eyeball repair kit voor the zombie
cant find dark hallway
i tried to give the zombie the hair it say i better leave him alone
Rofl, Angry larva, fish-man and the Croatian!
Just remember, not all Croatians are MacGuyver-style doctors, just as not all hook-men have problems with fish(men)... :-)
Cute game.
for some reason i can't give the big ear guy the cotton swabs
The guy with the big ears won't take the cotton swabs on the stick. So, I'm stuck.
I am totally stuck!
I am trying to complete
Croatian Man,The Great Brain, Goth Kid, Fishhookman and Fishman, Billy the Squid, Caterpillar Man and Chicken Man.
I have
Luxury Apartment, Public Pool, St.Jude's, Hell, Dwayne Reede, Taco Skull, Chelsea Pier, Orphanage, D.O.I, Sub Club, Sweatshop and Blood Bank
left.
I have these items:
Cookie, Walletand B Blood.
What do I do? I can't find any more items. If there is something i'm missing will someone please tell me what and where it is. Thanks
The guy won't take the cotton swab
For those saying the guy won't take the ear swab: have you shown him the broken part from the coffee machine first?
If you are stuck, consult the walkthrough just after the review.
This is a really cool game. I just beat it
(with extensive walkthrough help)
It's weird cause after a while I found myself actually liking a lot of the characters.
I'm looking forward to the show!
The show is great. Pretty mature and out there, but I'm loving it so far.
I am having trouble with finding the new eyeballs that have to go with the purple eye repair kit.
Thanks so much for the help!! the game was funn:D
I'm having trouble giving the Goth Kid food. I went to
Vito's
and got
breadstick and soup
I'm having trouble because
The game won't let me combine the breadstick and soup, and everyone seems to keep saying to combine the soup with the cookie but i never saw a cookie.
HELP!
I keep trying to give that cotton swab to the man in star buks but it wont let me! He just keeps moaning about coffee of some sort :/
To get the spare change
Give the hook man the corks
THE STARBUCKS GUY REFUSES TO TAKE THE COTTEN SWAB
he keep saying
"no thank-you i hadd my share but tickle me later!"
help!
GREAT game buk buk buk buk bukawwwwwwk
i cant find the stupid spare change
Dude how do you break free in the begining? i cant get outta hand cuffs!!! agh!
grrr it wont let me give the guy the cotton swab
To find the eyeballs:
Go to your workplace and check out the tobacco creature/thing at the front door. A couple of his eyes should have fallen out.
Cool game.... what a pain to figure out what the big eared guy wanted!!!
Um, i try and give the guy at coffee shop the cotton swap but he just keeps saying shouldve made coffee at home and wont take it
please help i dont know what to do, i need to scare the chicken. how do i do that?
i need help with the part with the calipiler and the burrito in the counselor office thing.
any help?
Go to Star Buk's.
Give the guy on the right the Cotton Swab.
just tells me that he should have made instant coffee at home..help?
where is the spare change at? I can't find it anywhere
LOVE IT lol
part 2 maybe????
Jay- The game is no longer available at this link. I did find it on a different site after I googled: http://www.clickshakegames.com/games/ugly-americans-citizen-ugly.php
How do I get the pronged Utensils?
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Walkthrough Guide
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Okay... so this was cute.
Some things were a little hard to see... making some of the experience very painful, but the sense of humor was satisfying. Not necessarily family friendly, since apparently we care about that here.
Ugly Americans Walkthrough:
Let's start with the basics.
Read the instructions. Click on stuff.
The one tricky bit with the mechanics of the game will be combining stuff.
To combine items, place the two items destined for each other in the boxes next to the plus sign, then click the plus sign. If they represent a valid combination, then you will receive the product of the two items' love. If not, you receive a quip.
Moving on. First stop: Mark's Apartment.
So a romance that resembles Alternating Current. So sweet.
You're handcuffed to your bed. What now?
We need to make the room smell like brains. Here's how:
There's a small pink blot on the top rail of the bed near Mark. Click it. It's chewed gum.
Then click the red sock.
Combine the two items, then use the Sticky Whip to get the soccer ball.
Chuck that ball across the room at the take out brains.
Your zombie roommate Randall, shows up, releases you, and now you're free to go to work. Excellent.
Alright. Good work. Next stop: the Department of Integration.
Here's where the game really begins.
This is where you work.
Go through the front doors.
Once you're in the hallway, enter the door closest to you. It's your office.
Now enjoy your cinematic.
Done? Good. You've gotten your clipboard now. And we have a new location. We'll pay a visit to each case before we move on to the next one. But we're not going to manage to solve each one as we get to it. That comes later.
Click on the map button on the bottom right.
Now go to Star Buk's.
Click on the two headed guy.
Now we've got a broken part. Show it to the guy on the right.
Now we need a giant ear swab. Keep this in mind.
Click on the Cases button on the bottom right, and click Next Case.
Then bring up the map and go to St. Jude's.
Click on the Croatian Man and get the list of things we need.
Caffeinated Formaldehyde
Pronged Utensil
Alcohol Soaked Rag
We'll deal with that later. Click on the cotton balls between Mark and the Croatian Man.
Bring up the next case on your clipboard.
Bring up the map and go to the M.B.D.
Click on the zombie.
We need a wand to hypnotize him. Your office mate was a wizard, and there was a wand on his desk, if you were paying attention.
We won't be able to get it for a while, so we won't bother trying right now.
If you DO want to find out what the deal is with the wand, go ahead and go back.
You ask for the wand, and your office mate asks for some Ducky Cheese prize tickets.
Won't get those for a while.
Click on the jar on the table.
Bring up the next case, then bring up the map and go to the Luxury Apt.
Click on the brain.
Click on the broken broom.
Click on the television set.
Now bring up the map and go to Hell.
Click on the vampire bat.
Click on the front door of Bloody Mary's.
Click on the arrow labeled "Alley" on the bottom right.
Click on the paper on the door.
Bring up the map and go to the Orphanage.
Click on the cookie in front of the cage.
Note the sign on the cage. This is what we want. But we'll have to come back for it. This is as far as we go for this case.
Bring up the next case, then bring up the map and go to the Blood Bank.
Click on the Goth Kid.
Now we've got some B Blood and some objectives. It's never easy.
Bring up the next case, then go to Ducky Cheese.
Click on the Rag Doll next to the car ride.
Click on the robot.
Now we've got a flyer and an objective.
Bring up the next case, then go to the Public Pool.
Click on one of the two... odd gentlemen. It doesn't matter.
So we need Trust Pamphlets. We'll be able to handle this a little later.
Bring up the next case, then go to Chelsea Pier.
Click on the Squid.
We now have a Wallet, a new location and some stuff to do.
Go to the Sub Club.
Give the bartender the wallet.
Go to Sak's.
Click on the sandwich sign guy. We'll go to Vito's in a bit.
Enter the building.
Give the saleswoman the wallet.
Go to the Girl's Apt.
Click on the door.
Give her the wallet.
Now we need to get a Silk Scarf. We'll handle that later.
Let's finish a few cases right now!
Go to Vito's.
Click on the breadsticks on the table.
Give the old man the Vito's Flyer.
Combine the cookie and the garlic soup, then go to the Blood Bank.
Give the Goth Kid the Garlic Cookie.
Talk to the Goth Kid.
Go to the Processing Center.
Talk to the Goth Kid.
Case Complete! Congratulations!
Click on the corks on the floor.
And now I have to apologize. I forgot about this before. But we can handle it now!
Combine the broken handle and the cotton ball.
Go to Star Buk's.
Give the guy on the right the Cotton Swab.
Go to the Dark Alley.
Go back to Star Buk's.
Give the two headed guy the New Part.
Case Complete! Congratulations!
Okay, since there's no other cases we can actually complete right now, we'll just continue exploring.
Bring up the next case, and go... Hmm...
Go to the D.O.I.
Go inside.
Second door on the left. Click it.
Click on the rack.
Click on the blue pamphlet that labeled "Trust Me!"
Click on the Cocoon Friendly Environment pamphlet.
We'll handle the fish and hook case before we move on.
Go to the Public Pool.
Give the men the Trust Pamphlet.
Give the hook man the corks.
Case Complete! Congratulations!
Okay. Go to Taco Skull.
Click on the caterpillar.
That's as far as we go now.
Bring up the next case. Go to the Sweatshop.
Click on the red thread on the table on the right.
Click on the chickenman.
That's as far as we go now. And now we've seen all the cases.
Let's work on some other cases.
Go to the Dark Alley.
Give the man the Toy Flyer.
Give the man the sewing bobbin.
Go to Ducky Cheese.
Give the robot the Lil' Darla Vomitface (or whatever it's called that you got from the guy in the Dark Alley).
Case Complete! Congratulations!
Go to the D.O.I.
Go to your office.
Give your work mate the Prize Tickets.
Click on the arrow labeled Hallway on the bottom left.
Click on the arrow labeled Exit on the bottom right.
Click on the eyes on the ground.
Go to the M.B.D.
Use the wand on the zombie.
No dice. Hmph. Let's go to the Dwayne Reede.
Click on the front doors.
On the right, there is a purple box labeled, "Zombie Eye Repair." Click it.
Combine the Eyeballs and the Eye Repair Kit.
Go back to the M.B.D.
Give the zombie the New Eyes.
Use the wand on the zombie.
I'm not certain if you have to click on the zombie after the dialogue or just click through the dialogue to proceed. Eventually you should finish the case, so...
Case Complete! Congratulations!
Go to the Blood Bank.
Enter the building.
Click on the pouch of blood labeled A on the near the upper left. It's hanging.
Let's get into Bloody Mary's. Go to the Orphanage.
Give the baby beast in the cage the breadstick.
Click on the sign on the cage.
Click on the open door.
Click on the fork in the center of the table.
Talk to the Vampire Bat.
Combine the A Blood and the B Blood.
Give the Vampire Bat the AB Blood Mix.
Take the Book on the table.
Go to the Luxury Apt.
Give the brain the Book.
Case Complete! Congratulations!
Go to Taco Skull.
Give the caterpillar the Hell Coupon.
Case Complete! Congratulations!
Heh. That was quick, right?
Go to the D.O.I.
Click all the way down the hallway to get to the Vending Machine.
Use the Spare Change on the Vending Machine.
Click on the arrow labeled Hallway on the bottom right.
Enter the Counseling Room on the right.
Talk to the caterpillar.
Give the caterpillar the burrito.
Go to the Girl's Apt.
Click on the door.
Give her the Silk Scarf.
Go to Chelsea Pier.
Give the Squid the Immigration Papers.
Case Complete! Congratulations!
Click on the Car Battery. It's in front of the squid.
Go to the Sweatshop.
Use the Car Battery on the Moon Lamp. It's to the immediate right of the door.
Plug the lamp in.
Yeah, so the guy on the right was a werewolf. If you clicked on him before, you would have said something about his being a werewolf. Heh.
Click on the paper the Chickenman left on the table.
Go to Sak's.
Enter the building.
Give the saleswoman the Resume.
Case Complete! Congratulations!
Go to the Sub Club.
If you already got the Whiskey Shot from the bartender, you didn't need to come here. Sorry.
If you haven't... go get the Whiskey Shot from the Bartender.
Combine the Rag Doll and the Whiskey Shot.
Combine the Coffee and the Formaldehyde.
Go to St. Jude's.
Give the Croatian Man the Fork, the Alcohol Soaked Rag, and the Caffeinated Formaldehyde.
Case Complete! Congratulations!
Congratulations! You've completed all the cases! You Win!
...
>_>
Click anywhere to continue.
That's right, you're not done. (^_~)v
Enjoy the cinematic, and when you're done, we'll continue.
So we need a classic zombie chin. Have you seen one around recently?
Go to the Sweatshop.
Unplug the Moon Lamp.
Pick up the hair that has fallen off of the werewolf.
Go to the Sub Club.
Talk to the zombie.
Go to Dwayne Reede.
Talk to the zombie.
Give the hair to the zombie.
Go back to the Sub Club.
Give the nose to the zombie.
Aaaaaaaaaaaand we're done!
And in honor of Caps Lock March:
YOU WIN! CONGRATULATIONS!
ENJOY YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS!
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March 8, 2010 10:45 PM