The Visit
It's a beautiful day outside! The sun is shining, the crabs are trundling, and it's time to go visit your girlfriend! Nothing could possibly stand in your way... uh... right? A short and very simple parody platformer with multiple endings that makes fun of the expectations we have for these games.
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Well, that was easy :)
Ending Guide
1. You are a horrible person.
Kill the judge.
2. Rascal on the run.
Escape the hearing.
3. You are a sad person.
Kill a crab, show no remorse, and destroy the crab monument.
4. You are a bad person.
Kill a crab, show no remorse, and do not destroy the crab monument.
OR
Kill a crab, show remorse, and do not apologize at monument.
OR
Kill a crab, show remorse, and destroy the crab monument.
5. You are forgiven.
Kill a crab, show remorse, and apologize at monument.
6. You are a great guy.
Do not kill a crab.
Doesn't this game kinda remind you of Iji?
I get a brief loading screen, then it goes white. I have the latest Flash and Firefox updates.
I'm trying it in Chrome, but the loading screen seems to be stuck.
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I just played this last night and giggled madly at every ending I got. Good to see it up here!
It took me several attempts to
NOT kill the last crab that scuttles in a small space
How silly of me.
PS, if you're trying to get ending #1 (as listed in the walkthrough)
Try starting to run away first - what might help you get to the judge's head from up there?
I like how it tried to defy video game logic by the whole
crab murder
thing, but still followed video game logic in that
jumping on head = death
Perhaps something to be explored in a similar game in the future?
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Well, that was easy :)
Ending Guide
1. You are a horrible person.
Kill the judge.
2. Rascal on the run.
Escape the hearing.
3. You are a sad person.
Kill a crab, show no remorse, and destroy the crab monument.
4. You are a bad person.
Kill a crab, show no remorse, and do not destroy the crab monument.
OR
Kill a crab, show remorse, and do not apologize at monument.
OR
Kill a crab, show remorse, and destroy the crab monument.
5. You are forgiven.
Kill a crab, show remorse, and apologize at monument.
6. You are a great guy.
Do not kill a crab.
Doesn't this game kinda remind you of Iji?
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October 22, 2012 11:21 AM