Aunts and Butlers

the ash (aka tea-leaves)
the suit

the water(dirty)
a cup
a bottle
an IOU
a love letter
and I don't know the password for the trunk.
Oh, and I have 13%.

Perhaps you don't need to get the rainwater out of the cup.

Maybe you need to put something in instead.

Teacups are used to serve tea in, and tea would go down rather well with Aunt Cecilia. But water alone will not pass for tea. Perhaps you can add something to it.

Some sort of powdery sunstance that can pass for tea.

Aunt Cecilia has not left you her money yet, but she has given you something else. Her suitcase.

Search inside and see what you can find.

Still stuck? Perhaps you should resort to some property damage.

In other words, smash the urn you found inside Aunt Cecilia's suitcase. Take the (dog) ashes that were found inside, and add them to the water so that it looks tea-coloured. Congratulations! You are about to serve Aunt Cecilia the remains of her dog!

Tried mixing it with ash?

password to the trunk, yet?

is made by putting the ashes in the teacup, and then putting the teacup under the water dripping in the scullry. You don't have to boil it or anything.

break urn

take cup, bring it into the room with leaky pipes, fill with water (dirty), mix with ash, which you get by opening the suitcase and breaking the urn, and there you have tea. Give that to Aunt C, and then go to the train station to get cousin. I got cousin, but he ran off, now I'm stuck.

suitcase?

urn.

break the urn

This actually requires a specific person saying it...

Have you tried using force?

combine the will and the love letter? The butler keeps making vague references, but is no real help.

think of it like a porcelain piggy bank. how do you get money out of a piggy bank?

the suitcase, the clump of ash, an IOU, the letter, the tailcoat, a teacup (with dirty water), and a bottle

If not, mix water with ash from the broken urn and give that to her.

She mentions your cousin. Go south to the train station and wait there for him. When he arrives, make sure you talk to him about his gun, he'll give you an important clue. Try taking it, too. Also, ask him about America, England and Cedilla.

Head to the sheriff's place and poke around in there. You should find a hat. Examine it for a vital clue. Remember: the game hinted that you wanted to kill Cedilla. ;-)

Don't worry about your cousin. He'll turn up at a certain place and time.

In the meantime, I suggest you go...shopping. How about taking a stroll around town and see if you can find anything?

The only place you can really go to is the police station.

Is there anything in there you can take?

How about something you "lost" and have now come to "claim" it as yours?

In short, look inside the Lost Property box and take the ugly hat you find there.

Obviously YOU can't wear such a horrible hat. What could you do with it?

Head back to the drawing room in your house and offer the hat to Aunt Cecilia. She will wear it and your cousin will turn up, livening up the story considerably!

you just take the will and put the letter in its place

If you'll pardon the awful pun, you'll be "saved by the bell".

In other words, a short while after you are arrested, someone should give you a silver bell. What do you do with it?

Ring it, of course. A butler will appear out of nowhere and bail you out. Afterwards, perhaps you should visit the police station and thank the butler..

Later in the game, after you have rescued the butler, you can summon him at any time by ringing the bell and asking him about items in your current area for valuable clues.

I'm in the theatre with Shakespeare, what should I do? I tried to give him the gloves but he obviously doesn't want them.

You don't need to get the gun from the cousin.

try wearing the gloves, remember you need to be "dressed to the nines" the gloves are one of the nine!

I have no idea what do do with all this love-letter/will business. Kaykee has said that I have to "just take the will and put the letter in its place". This however, has not worked. The letter is there and the will is in my pocket, but what else must I do for something to happen? Please help!

wake up the cowboy?

Gotten Cedilla killed, Virgule's nowhere to be found, and nothing has changed anywhere except I can go farther north/northeast and get killed by random packs of things. Haven't opened the chest.

did you ever have the letter torn in half??? if not:

you have a spitoon there, what happens when that is used properly?

The butler is in jail, maybe you can thank him for taking the fall for you!!!

I am wearing a stovepipe, a tie, a jerkin, a pair of cufflinks, a flower, a handkerchief, and a pair of gloves. Where are the other two items? I feel like I've looked everywhere. I can't find any doughnuts for the engineer, either.

tailcoat and collar

Virgule and go talk to the butler in jail

there are two exits in the jail - one leads to a cell...

You can't get his gun. Period. Don't try. Instead, come up with a way to get him to use it to your advantage...

Darn that british accent of yours! Who else could conveniently say the password in another way? Perhaps a lower class way...

I'd recommend going west immediately after going downstairs. You'll find out what you need to do in all those other rooms.

Take "dressed to the nines" literally.

How many rooms are there downstairs?

Need to figure out what to feed him? What accent is he speaking with?

You may have missed something important in The North maze...

the jail in the police station every time.

knight

there are eight rooms in the trunk, but one of them is just the entrance (stairs). I believe I have all six items from other rooms, plus the tailcoat (I am "dressed to the sevens")....I'm sure I have to get something from the knight...

In the "unmissed old cow's" flat with a nasty poodle who doesn't care if I throw it for him and I can't reach the will. The butler's hint about him being run over is no help. No items seem helpful.

I can't figure out how to alter the punctuation on the love letter to reflect more in my favor. Any hints?

I need to give "Fatty" the haggis, but he just eats it and ignores me.

You can't just hand over the haggis, you need to use it to make Fatty go away

What's the black circle for? Maybe that can help you?

Put the haggis on the circle and push the button, Fatty is teleported away and you can get what you need

You don't actually need to ALTER the punctuation or anything written on the letter. Perhaps you could abridge it, though.

Try reading the love letter slowly.

"Ampersand, I'm leaving you. Everything". Hey, that sounds all right!

So you need to cut the letter in half. Unfortunately, you can't do it.

But maybe there's somebody who can.

What other document are you carrying? Read it.

Perhaps you should be honest and pay the police a visit about that IOU of yours.

Give officer Plank the IOU and see what happens.

He rips it in half and eats it. So, give him the love letter. He will rip it in half, conveniently exactly where you want, and eat only one half, leaving you with the other. Take it, go to Aunt Cecilia's house, take the real will, and drop the love letter to take its place. Then return home to meet your Aunt's solicitor and win the game!

So Fatty eats the haggis, while standing on the mysterious black circle on the floor? How convenient and interesting...

And there's a big bright red button nearby, you say? Fascinating...

What else? Push the button. The teleporter on the floor will activate and Scotty, I mean Fatty, will be beamed away...

Leaving you free to get your grubby little hands on that rather fetching collar.

Since it doubles as a vital spaceship part, however, it might be a good idea to leave this place immediately.

The button causes things to transport to other places.

Like the circle

Kill him. In next room is cufflinks.

Put haggis on black circle, press button, look at machine, take collar

give him the lance, take handkerchief

When you think you are finished go to your drawing room

disposing of Gladstone

gentleman to nobleman. :D

The location with the knight contains a lance. The lance's description is pretty helpful.

If you've waited around with the knight, you may notice he seems to be having trouble with his jousting.

See if you can help him out! He's missing something that's essential to jousting. He can't knock his opponent off the horse without it.

There may be some fixed objects in the room that seem unimportant at first, but it may be wise to give them another look.

Did you notice the window is stuck half-open?

The gap may be small, but then, so are poodles!

Your butler gives a hint for a hint of sorts if you show him your IOU.

You could follow him up on it by showing your IOU to Plank.

Plank isn't particularly observant when you hand him a piece of paper. Give him any piece of paper and he'll likely assume it's just another IOU.

You're right, it's not good to just hand it over to him. Try using objects in your environment to your advantage.

Aside from giving the haggis, you can also place it somewhere in particular in the room.

You know what the button does, right?

Keep in mind that there are two sub-rooms to the northwest, that is Commander Fatty's room and the room with the typewriter guy. Each one of those has a piece of clothing. As for the knight, well he's not very clever. Try waiting around and see what happens to him. Maybe you've got a way to help him out.

Since you have the same problem I did, I suggest looking at rush's earlier hint to me.

You're not trying to appease Fatty. Instead, try to figure out a way to get rid of him. Maybe if you place the haggis on a certain conspicuous object in the room and then do something else, he'd just... dissapear.

The way things seem to be going between the cowboy and Miss Kitty, I don't think YOU will be the one taking the cowboy's clothes off of him...

You are a gentleman. Do the discreet thing and leave the lovebirds alone.

In other words, exit the tavern and the cowboy's jerkin will be thrown out the window, falling next to you.

stovepipe

What do I do after I get the will?

if you've spat in the siptoon that should be all you need to do, just go outside and it should appear

you might like to take a closer look at that window

an extremely closer look

climb out

look 'outside the box' for anything that may resemble something you can wear.

I've got the tailcoat, cufflinks, collar, stovepipe, handkerchief, jerkin, gloves, and tie

I got the hat from the police station, put it on and went into the woods...and cousin Virgule proceeded to shoot me.

SAVE, RESTORE your game - but easier - UNDO. You'll end up getting killed many times (I did anyway) but just kept undoing until I found the haggis

Alter the immediate environment to cause the typist to take his own tie off.

Do you see anything nearby you could use for that reason?

Turn the dial. The temperature will increase, and a sweating typist will throw his tie on the floor, leaving it yours for the taking.

take teacup
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take letter
take iou
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take tailcoat
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fill teacup
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wear tailcoat
remove tailcoat
open suitcase
break urn
take ash
put ash into teacup
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give teacup to cedilla
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wait
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look in box
give plank iou
give plank letter
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give cedilla hat
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ring bell
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tell alf password
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turn dial
take tie
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put haggis in circle
press button
look machine
take collar
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take flower
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push embalmer
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take cufflinks
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take lance
give lance to knight
take handkerchief (note: if you've done something else while at the field, you'll have to wait for the handkerchief to appear).
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take gloves
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open window
go through window
grab stovepipe
fall
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wear collar
wear flower
wear cufflinks
wear handkerchief
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take bone
throw bone through window
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i got alf to say the password, but the trunk closed again and he's gone! how do i get it back open?

at the very end after "take will", there should be the command of "leave letter".

Waking the cowboy

"ask jeeves about" whatever it is.

underground servants quarters?

Billions of people running across the room?

hankerchief from the knight when he tosses it to me?

actually it should be "wait" three times or "z" three times before the bell appears..."w w w" is confusing as it's..."w" is shorthand in IF for "west" not "wait"....just saying...come to think of it, it is kinda weird that "z" counts as a wait command...ahahaha

it arrives with your aunt as a jar of ashes, yet you have to deal with him later in your aunt's flat? Resurrection!

Walk around, don't go to the door/south. Pick up the servents tailcoat, teacup, iou, and letter. Wear the tailcoat.

Come back and open the door. Aunty will give you a suitcase and demand a cup of tea, then go wait in the drawing room. Open the suitcase, take and break the urn, and get a peice of ash.

Go to the scullery. Say, "take water with teacup". You will now have a teacup full of dirty grey rainwater. Remember that ash you got? Put the ash in the teacup ("put ash in teacup"). It will look like tea now. Kinda.

Come to the drawing room. Your "aunt" will be sitting there. Feel free to try commands like, "kick aunt" and "kiss aunt" (If you try to hit her though, you will lose. Say "undo" to get back."). Then give her the teacup. She will think this is tea. Take the cup when she is done. She will then tell you to go meet your cousin Virgule at the railway station.

Go out the door (south of foyer). Keep going until you get to the front of the railway station. Say "in" to get in. Go south until you can't go south any more. Say "wait", and cousin Virgule will arive (brandishing a shotgun).

Leave the station, and head back, until cousin Virgule starts to complain about how he hasn't shot anything, and leaves. Explore the town if you want (don't go the "The North" though. If you do, make sure to say "SAVE" beforehand).

Make sure you go to the police station. Give Sergeant Plank the love-letter. He will mistake it for a IOU, rip it in half, and drop one half (eating the other). Take it. Don't leave yet - there is more.

Open the LOST PROPERTY box. Take the hat. If you try it on, the butler will warn you not to. THE BUTLER IS ALWAYS RIGHT! Don't wear it, or cousin Virgule will pop out of nowhere, mistaken you for a pheasent, and shoot you (and you will die).

Come back to Aunt Cedilla after you visit the police station. She will think the hat you got is beautiful - so give it to her (awww!). Now, examine the room. Suddenly, your cousin with the shotgun will apear out of nowhere, mistake Aunty for a pheasent, and shoot her head... off. Examine the room again. Sergeant Plank will apear (as he heard the shot), and say you are under arrest. DO NOT TALK TO HIM. He will hang you if you do.

Upon examining the room again, you will discover you have misteriously abtained a bell in your hand. Take the bell and ring it. The butler will come the rescue, blame himself for the crime, and say you were at a cricket match at the time. Phew!

Come back to the police station [to save your butler!]. Go north to the "gaol" cell. The butler will inform you of northlander named Alf, and give you a carrier pidgeon, to guide you to him.

Go the "The North". The carrier pigeon will "direct" you safely through the alleys. Keep following it (it will say, "the pigeons orbit errs the the west/north/ect.), until you get the the Rag-and-Bone Yard - REMEMBER YOUR PATH! - where you will meet Alf the Northlander.

Take the haggis. Alf would like you to guide him back to the police station so he can help [the butler]. If you didn't remember the path, it basicly goes like this: North, east, then south (and south and south...) Go to the police station "gaol" cell. Alf will free the butler, slicing his chains, then they will both come back to the manor to bury your aunt.

Head the the manor. Go into the servents quarters to open the trunk, and waste some time (examine the room) until Alf comes in. Tell Alf to say password (just type, "tell Alf to say password"). He will, with a country accent, and the lid will creak open, reavealing an iron staircase. Afterwords, Alf will run away (in fear).

Enter the staircase. The butler will join you. BIG STUFF HERE! Once you get something, wear all the stuff that is wearable. Continue south to the servents hall. Wander around (all directions) and take Shakespere's white gloves (south,south), take a knights lance and give it to him, and you will receive a hancercheif (you already HAVE it - no need to take it) (wearable)(SE,SE), push the embalmer into the sarcophagus, coninue east, and take the saphire cufflinks(east,east), pick the flower from the cavern floor (wearable) (ne,ne), spin the dial to raise the heat and take the typist's tie which is thrown on the ground north,nw), place the haggis on the black circle (teleportation circle) and press the red button to get rid of Fatty, then take the trilatinium-spolorex collar(inside the machine)(north,ne - quickly leave though, or the room will explode), open the window, then exit through the window and land on the roof, take hold of the stovepipe then fall back down to the servents hall (this is wearable!)(sw,sw), spit in the spittoon, which will wake up the sleeping cowboy, who will rush up the stairs to meet miss kitty- exit the tavern and the jerkin will be thrown out for you to take (ew..) (west,west,in). Put all this stuff on. You are now ready and fully dressed

From the servents hall, go northwest, then west. Go into the building. Since you are "dressed to the nines", you can now go up the stairs, to Aunt's flat. You are so close now!

Take the bone, open the window. Remeber the mill? Throw the bone out the window! Gladstone the evil poodle will jump out the window, get hit by a train, leaving the last will and testimony unprotected (awwww).

Grab that will! Drop your halve-of-a-loveletter on the ground. Leave the flat, until your butler will inform you that "Excuse me, sir," he says, handing you a visiting-card. "This gentleman is waiting for you in your drawing-room. It is apparently a matter of some great import.". Go back to the manor (nw,n,u,e,e, starting at servents hall), and to the drawing room!

If you win, it should now say... Drawing room
A pinstriped solicitor unfolds himself from the armchair as you enter.
"Mr. Fodge," says the solicitor. "I represent the estate of Miss Cedilla Fodge. We have located her will, and it would seem she has bequeathed her entire fortune to yourself. The money will be in your bank account tomorrow morning. Good day."
He prances out. The butler shimmers in, with a bottle of champagne on a silver salver.
"Congratulations, sir," he says. "You appear to have won. Refreshment?"
*** You are rich ***
You completed 100% of this adventure.
The butler rates you as an esteemed personage.

I laughed out loud when the first 'servant' I saw was Manuel!
We also have :
Igor, with the, um, pickled cauliflower
Marvin, the sad metal person with a bucket
Alfred!
Mrs. Hudson (Sherlock Holmes' housekeeper)
Man Friday (portrayed as a black savage because, um, his character IS a black savage, sheesh!)
Kryten (I think, with the square head)
Jeeves (I think "A valet in a bowler hat, carrying a pair of Etonian-coloured spats and a match")
Columbia (maybe, that's the only "attractive housekeeper in a gold tailcoat" I've ever seen)
Not sure about:
"A bent, wiry manservant carrying a frying-pan"
"A skinny office-boy in shirtsleeves, carrying a stapler"
"A thin, stooped, middle-aged housekeeper, carrying a teapot and an enormous plate of sandwiches" (makes me think of the mad hatters tea party but maybe not)
"Some sort of hunched anthropomorphic duck, carrying a ketchup bottle" (WTF?)
"A short, elf-like creature"
"A fat butler, swigging surreptitiously from a bottle of cooking-sherry"
... Some of those may just be generic or invented, but probably just over my head.
... I kept looking for Bob Cratchett, but haven't seen him yet.

could be Dobby, the house elf in Harry Potter.

Igor, from a TV cartoon about a vegetarian vampire duck named Count Duckula, who is vegetarian because Igor gave him katsup instead of blood for his reincarnation. Igor is a hunched balding vulture, and Druckula's servent.