Fans of little blue pachyderms with dismal life expectancies... unite! Achievement Unlocked 2 is here. John Cooney has delivered up another heaping helping of elephant abuse in this sequel to 2008's Achievement Unlocked, which was, to put it mildly, rather a bit popular. Use the [WASD] or [arrow] keys to move and explore your baffling environment. Why? Because there are 250 achievements this time around waiting for your hot little hands to unlock them. Gather coins, avoid spikes (or not), visit the in-game marketplace to spend your coins on new, confusing levels to achieve on. And if you're lucky enough to have friends who share your taste in entertainment, the game also supports co-op multiplayer. Hooray!
To say Achievement Unlocked 2 can be a bit disorienting is an understatement. Upon loading the game up for the first time, I was instantly flooded with achievements, including one that was bestowed, apparently, because my system clock was divisible by three. (I knew that would pay off one day!) You can see all the achievements listed on the right side of the screen, but names alone probably won't do much to help you figure them out in most cases. But since when have you needed an excuse to explore rooms full of teleporters, giant keyboards, and lethal spikes?
Play all of John Cooney's Elephant games:
Achievement Unlocked 2 isn't going to be everybody's thing; it's silly, it's baffling, it's twitchy, and at times it's even a little frustrating. But if you don't need a whole lot of substance to your gaming experience beyond the sweet rush of collecting and just want to grin for a while, this will do. This will do quite well.
Thanks to Roomescaper55 for sending this one in!
Walkthrough Guide
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Walkthrough FOR ALL ACHIEVEMENTS
Hello Again - Start the game
Playtastic - You Find the play button
Crossroads - Discovered the Main Menu
Mission Accepted - Start the game
Tiles Loaded - Loaded the level
Home Sweet Home - Find your home
First Floor - Reach the first floor
Second Floor - Reach the second floor
Third Floor - Reach the third floor
Fourth Floor - Got to the fourth floor
Fifth Floor - Got to the fifth floor
Cataclysm - Welcome to reality
Storefront - Find the store
Thrifty - Find the second shop room
Windowshopper - Find the third shop room
Shopper - Find the fouth shop room
Big Spender - Find the fifth shop room
Shopaholic - Find all the shop rooms
Navigationer - Find all the areas
Just Gave In - Buy the first level pack
Add-on-tastic - Buy the second level pack
Deluxe Edition - Buy the third level pack
Gold Edition - Buy the fourth level pack
Platinum Edition - Buy the fifth level pack
Charge It! - Buy all the level packs
Wallet Burn - Press a purchase button
No Refunds - Jump on a purchased upgrade
Panicked Shopper - Panic in the shop
Home Emergency - Panic at home
Panic Attack - Panic ten times
Thirsty - Drink some water
Save the Whales - Drink all the water
Wheel and Deal - Jump on the hamster wheel
Full Speed Ahead! - Reach full speed on wheel
Two Trick Pony - Run both ways on the treadmill
One... - Go once over the wheel
Two... - Go twice over the wheel
Three... - Go three times over the wheel
Four... - Go four times over the wheel
Five! - Go five times over the wheel
Dismount! - Jump off the wheel
Teleport! - Go through a teleporter
Beam Me Up - Exit and Enter every teleporter
Freefall Forever - Get in a downward vertical loop
Falling Up - Create an infinite teleport loop upwards
Corpse Loop - Get a corpse into an infinite loop
Reenter - Enter the same teleporter twice
You Might As Well - Jump up and down
Bouncy - Jump 10 Times
Flouncy - Jump 50 Times
Trouncy - Jump 100 Times
Pouncy - Jump 250 Times
Full Jump - Do a big jump
No Double Jumping - Try to double jump
See Ya - Die.
Subtle Movement - Move a tiny amount across the screen
Panic Attack - Hit the Panic Button
Midflight Deceased - Panic while airborne
Multideath - Die 10 times
MegaDeath - Die 50 times
GigaDeath - Die 100 times
Impaler - Die on spikes
Stalagmite - Die on upward spikes
Stalactite - Die on downward spikes
Staleftmite - Die on leftward spikes
Starightcite - Die on rightward spikes
I Love You Spike - Die 10 times on the same spike
Pink - Turn a spike pink
First Floor Pink - Turn first floor spikes pink
Second Floor Pink - Turn second floor spikes pink
Third Floor Pink - Turn the third floor spikes pink
Fourth Floor Pink - Turn the fourth floor spikes pink
Fifth Floor Pink - Turn the fifth floor spikes pink
Pinky Swear - Turn half the spikes pink
Pinky Promise - Turn all the spikes pink
WASD - Prefer the WASD Control
Arrow Keys - Prefer the Arrow Control
Colour My Tile - Paint a block
100 Pretty Tiles - Colour 100 tiles in one room
First Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on first Floor
Second Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 2nd Floor
Third Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 3rd Floor
Fourth Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 4th Floor
Fifth Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 5th Floor
Coloured 50 - Paint 50 tiles
Coloured 100 - Paint 100 tiles
Coloured 150 - Paint 150 tiles
Coloured 250 - Paint 250 tiles
Repainted 500 - Paint 500 tiles
Launcher - Touch a launcher
Launcher Cleaner - Clean all the first floor launchers
Launcher Scrubber - Clean all the second floor launchers
Launcher Polisher - Clean all the third floor launchers
Launcher Rinser - Clean all the fourth floor launchers
Launcher Washer - Clean all the fifth floor launchers
Launcher Powerwasher - Clean all launchers
Look, a Penny! - Find a coin
Pennybags - Collect 30 coins
Moneymaker - Collect 60 coins
Pennywise - Collect 90 coins
It Prints Money - Collect 120 coins
Scrooge - Collect 140 coins
1st Collection - Collect first floor coins
2nd Collection - Collect second floor coins
3rd Collection - Collect third floor coins
4th Collection - Collect fourth floor coins
5th Collection - Collect fifth floor coins
Gotta Collect 'em All! - Collect all the coins
I'm Glad You're Here - Stick around for 10 seconds
Good Company - Stick around for 30 seconds
BFFs - Stick around for 60 seconds
West Side - Look West
East Side - Look East
Dizzy - Flip direction 5 times in 1 second
Hover - Stay airbourne for 6 seconds
Dead Crowd - Generate 3 corpses at once
Corpsaholic - Generate 5 corpses at once
Necrophilia - Generate 10 corpses at once
Spike Corpse Hoedown - Land 3 corpses together on the same spike
Corpse Levitation - Suspend a corpse for 2 seconds
Corpse Juggling - Suspend 5 different corpses
Body Drop - Send a corpse to another floor
Undead Touch - Touch a dead corpse
Telecorpse - Teleport a corpse
Teletired - Teleport 50 times
Relapse - Panic while touching a checkpoint
Respawnorama - Respawn at every checkpoint
Clicky - Click click clickaroo
Not Left Click - Check out the Right Click Menu
BILLY MAYS - Enable Caps Lock
Scrolly - Scroll the achievements list
Extreme Scrolling - Scroll to the very bottom
So Happy! - Make a happy face with keyboard letters
Erasure - Push the backspace key
Quality Time - Set the quality lower
Waltzing Ma - Push the tilda key (~)
Partial Colon - Push the semicolon
Silence is Golden - Push the mute button
Same combo as my luggage! - Push 1,2,3,4,5
Paste in Notepad - Push the centre of the wheel
Dash! - Run 20 metres in-game
Look I'm Big! - I made music!
Keyboard Hero - Hit every piano key
Ode to Joy - Play Ode to Joy on the Piano
Twinkle Twinkle - Play Twinkle Twinkle (Little Star) on the Piano
Row Row Row Your Boat - Play Row your Boat on the Piano
Piano Slide Up - Hit every piano key from bottom to top
Piano Slide Down - Hit every piano key from top to bottom
Corpse Organ - Land a corpse on a piano key
Chord - Play a note while your corpse plays another
Harmony - Play a note while 2 corpses play another
High and Low Cs - Jump from the last key to first
Fort Alpha - Find Hidey Hole 1
Fort Beta - Find Hidey Hole 2
Fort Gamma - Find Hidey Hole 3
Fort Delta - Find Hidey Hole 4
Fort Zeta - Find Hidey Hole 5
Fort Eta - Find Hidey Hole 6
Fort Theta - Find Hidey Hole 7
Fort Iota - Find Hidey Hole 8
Fort Kappa - Find Hidey Hole 9
Fort Lambda - Find Hidey Hole 10
Fortable - Find a Hidey Hole
Oooooooh *Push* - Push the orange button.
No button! - Release the orange button.
Pressing Issue - Push the orange button 20 times.
And.... hold! - Hold the orange button down for 3 seconds
Pretty Button!!! - Look at the button
Quick to Strike - Hit the orange button twice in a second
Inactivity - Don't do anything for ten seconds
Survival - Don't die for 20 seconds
Invulnerable - Don't die for 40 seconds
One Wheel! - Stop one slot reel
Two Wheel! - Stop two slot reels
Three Wheel! - Stop all the reels
Insert Coin - Start the reels
RGB - Stop the reels on Elephant, Llama, Giraffe
Elephant Jackpot! - Get all Elephants in the slot machine
Emu Jackpot! - Get all Emus in the slot machine
Llama Jackpot! - Each all Llamas in the slot machine
Consolation Prize - Match 2 random symbols in the slot
Not a Winner - Match no symbols in the slots
Trip Giraffes - Match 3 giraffes on the slots
Addicted Gambler - Lock the slots 30 times
Left it Running - Leave the floor while the slot wheels are running
Reely Restart - Restart a reel
Reel it backwards - Hit the reels in the reverse order
Three Times the Minute - System clock time is divisible by 3
Rollout! - Roll the mouse off the screen
Mouseing Around - Move the cursor 1 foot across the screen
10 Foot Mousetrek - Move the cursor 10 feet across the screen
EleClick - Hey, that tickles!
Won't Follow Directions - You just had to do it...
Further Fall - Fall two floors
Super Fall - Fall three floors
Mega Fall - Fall four floors
Colossal Fall - Fall all the way to the bottom from the top
Further Ascend - Rise two floors
Super Ascend - Rise three floors
Mega Ascend - Rise four floors
Colossal Ascend - Rise from the bottom to the top
I Can't Live With This - Die outside
Safer Inside - Go back inside from the Cataclysm
Two Browser Windows - Open two browser windows of the same game
Break Time! - Find the hot coffee feature
Break Off! - Start playing again on the main screen
Buzz - Move around in the coffee feature
The Burn! - Jump in the hot coffee mug
Warm... - Fall below the hot coffee stage
Colder... - Fall further below the coffee stage
Even Colder... - Fall even further below the coffee stage
Cold Coffee! - Find the secret secret stage
The Final Straw - Stand on top of the straw
There's the pump! - Start the pump
Begin the fill! - Fill the first floor height
Keep Filling Captain! - Fill the second floor height
The Pressure! - Fill the third floor height
The Bends! - Fill the fourth floor height
Full Glass! - Fill the entire building with water
Draining - Drain the entire building from the fifth floor
Hey, a Pastry! - Poop a Pastry
Yum Yum! - Eat a Pastry
Maximum Pastry! - Poop 10 pastries
Pastry Chef - Poop 30 pastries
Pastry Connoisseur - Consume 25 pastries
Bloataphant - Eat 50 pastries
Doggy Bag - Launch a pastry into a teleporter
To Go Order - Use a launcher to launch a pastry
Pastry for the Dead - Give a pastry to a corpse
Soggy pastries - Make pastries underwater
Drown - Die underwater
Do a Barrel Roll! - Push Z or R twice!
I Don't Get It - Access the walkthrough
Stop and Hop - Jump without moving left or right
Aww Poor Puppy - Look hopeless
A Decade - Earn 10% of the achievements
It's Roaring! - Earn 20% of the achievements
Days Past September - Earn 30% of the achievements
By Volume - Earn 40% of the achievements
Fifty - Earn 50% of the achievements
Every Time - Earn 60% of the achievements
Hey, Youre Passing! - Earn 70% of the achievements
B Average - Earn 80% of the achievements
Final Run - Earn 90% of the achievements
Almost There! - Earn 95% of the achievements
I Can't Shake Him! - Earn 96% of the achievements
Almost... there... - Earn 97% of the achievements
Stay on Target! - Earn 98% of the achievements
Pull Up! - Earn 99% of the achievements
Absolute Completion - Earn every other achievment
Posted by: valleykd | August 18, 2010 5:33 AM