------------------------------------------- | Interrogation Log | | 04/24/2011 15:28:10 | | Location: JiG Headquarters | | Room: 214B, Bizarre Puzzle Contest Wing | | Subject: Bunny, Easter J. | | Interrogator: Jiggy, Stephen Q. | ------------------------------------------- ---Interrogation transcript--- INTERROGATOR: We understand you've hidden an Easter Egg on this site, is that correct? SUBJECT: You'll never get that information out of me. INTERROGATOR: Mr. Bunny, we are asking for your full and total cooperation in this investigation. Are you going to tell us the whereabouts of this Egg? SUBJECT: I can neither confirm nor deny. INTERROGATOR: Very well then. Can you confirm for us if the Egg was hidden in a game review written in 2009? SUBJECT: I can't confirm or deny it. Aren't you listening? INTERROGATOR: Was the egg hidden on a review written by zxo? SUBJECT: I'm very serious: I can't tell you. INTERROGATOR: Does the game involve meat of any sort? SUBJECT: I'll never tell you that. INTERROGATOR: Was the game made by Nitrome? SUBJECT: I'm not blabbing! INTERROGATOR: Was the game reviewed by Psychotronic? SUBJECT: I won't tell you that. INTERROGATOR: Is the game similar to Breakout? SUBJECT: Why won't you listen to me? I'm not talking! INTERROGATOR: That... doesn't make any sense. Was the game named after your accomplice? SUBJECT: How did you know I had an accomplice? Er, that is, if I had one? INTERROGATOR: Aha! You clearly know more than you're letting on! Was this game reviewed after May of 2010? SUBJECT: I'm not telling you any more. INTERROGATOR: Are the developers of this game slightly pixelated? SUBJECT: Why should I tell you that? INTERROGATOR: Is this a racing game? SUBJECT: I'll never tell you the answer. INTERROGATOR: Was this game written in 2008? SUBJECT: You can't get any more information out of me. INTERROGATOR: Did JohnB review this game for us? SUBJECT: I'm not telling. INTERROGATOR: Does this game involve surgery? SUBJECT: Stop asking me these questions! I won't tell you where the egg is! INTERROGATOR: Fine then... No more questions. I think we already have enough information to find the egg. SUBJECT: W-WHAT?!? INTERROGATOR: Good day, Mr. Bunny. Hop along now, you're no longer needed here. ---Interrogation ended at 04/24/2011 15:36:07---