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...it might just
fix everything!
Go for it!
Sure, go for it.
Think this through
Repeat
Wait for response
Continue
Give up
This could work.
Introduction
Chapter 1: My Friends
Chapter 2: How Much Fun We Have
Chapter 3: On Quests And Leveling-Up
Chapter 4: Why Today Was Great
Rethink
approach
Rethink
approach
Wait for the right moment
Engage them in chitchat
Guilt them into listening
Find a way to interest them
School
Work
Food
Empty
house
Dirty
laundry
Family
What does she like?
She likes hanging out.
She'll like spending time with people.
She likes shopping.
She'll like getting new gear.
What does he like?
He likes being busy.
He'll like how much there is to do.
He likes getting ahead at work.
He'll like the grinding.
I think it might be safe to ask.
I'm not so sure about this...
I'll just ask.
Gauge interest level first
Be subtle
Go all in
She doesn't mean it.
Try to understand her position
Defend the game
Get back
on track
Does he agree with this?
Really?
What does that mean?
He means it.
He doesn't mean it.
I still need to convince her.
Forget her,
let's just play!
Back down
Explain to her
Her life is boring.
She owes me.
We need family time.
It's just like hanging out!
It's just like shopping!
So much for that.
"Just the two of us"
"A break from it all"
Just ask already!
Tell him
Set it up a bit more
We'll work it out.
Even so...
What is?
I've noticed.
It's only work holding him back.
Work is just an excuse.
Insist
Explain how it will work
Find a good time
I need to calm down or I'll blow it.
They're talking! This is my chance.
Find a loophole
Find a good time
It would be fun!
Beg
Convince her
Give up
Give up
We'll have lots of fun together!
She'll like spending time with people.
She'll like getting new gear.
He'll like how much there is to do.
He'll like the grinding.
That was rude.
I'm not crazy.
Pretend it doesn't matter
Leave
Don't make this worse
Don't talk again.
Keep going
Give up
Keep
walking
Start game
You need more fun!
You owe it to me.
We could be like a real family!
It's just like hanging out!
It's just like shopping!
There's lots to do!
We'd always be moving forward!
Present the
vision
Retreat
Try again
Gauge interest level
They need more fun.
What about me?
We ought to be more like a family.
It's good to socialize.
It's good to get
new things.
It's good to have things to do.
It's good to have ways of moving up.
That was not subtle.
They're looking at me.
No?
Give up
Give up?
Give up.
Just eat.
This is enough.
Yes, it is!
Stay calm and continue
Oh.
Give up
Try again
Wait for response
Sit down, idiot
Give up
Stay on course
Go in for the kill
Let them ask
They'll ask.
Why aren't you asking?
Give up
We're on the same side.
Be direct
Back down
Give up
Insist
Give up
He's interested!
He's not interested.
Leave it at that
Set up the game
I'll get him to play.
♥
Never mind.
Eat
It was a stupid idea anyway.
He'll understand.
He can't understand.
Try again
Give up
Wait
We'd always be moving forward!
We'd always be moving forward!
Apologize
Just stop
I need both of them.
I only need him.
Today
Tomorrow
In a few days
Next week
Insist
I'll need her.
Give up
No, she doesn't care.
I need more options here.
Stay
Leave
Just eat.
Think about this
Just be honest
The problem is me.
The problem is them.
The problem is the world.
The problem is complicated.
Is there a problem?
Is there a problem?
We're okay.
I'm okay.
Maybe some other time.
This isn't
a family.
Maybe he's right.
Everything's fine.
Is everything fine?
Just eat.
Does
she hear me?
Keep explaining
He understands what I'm saying.
Wait for an answer
Forget it
Stop
Calm down
Don't calm down
Sit
Leave
Just eat.
It doesn't matter.
Argue
Compromise
Give up
Be
honest
Be
good
It's just like hanging out!
Okay,
it's not like hanging out.
Make it easy to start
Wait for response
It's just like shopping!
Okay,
it's not like shopping.
There's lots to do!
(There's not
that
much to do.)
They'll understand.
Reassure them
How should we
start?
How the family
will work
They understand.
They don't
understand yet.
Easy does it...
Set up the idea
a bit better
Set up the idea
a bit better
Go in for the kill
Go in for the kill
Make it easy to start
It's just like work!
It's just like hanging out!
It's just like shopping!
Don't
slow
down!
Don't
slow
down!
"exciting"
"big"
"addictive"
"fun"
"experience"
We'll start now.
We'll start on Thursday.
We'll start when it's convenient.
Your characters
Party dynamics
Ignore
Listen
We'll start now.
We'll start on Thursday.
We'll start when it's convenient.
That doesn't matter.
Now is good.
Thursday is good.
When?
Wait for sympathy
Sit down
Sit
Leave
Finish eating
It doesn't matter.
I blew it somehow.
Sit down
Get out.
Now.
Here it goes...
Argue with her
Don't listen
Argue with him
Run!
Avoid them until Thursday
Start game
He's not going to see the intro!
He doesn't
know that.
Explain what's going on
See how he reacts
Let him think that.
Correct him
He should use the mouse.
Show him how to use the mouse
Jump
Let him try
He should start playing now.
He'll figure it out.
He needs me.
Explain the quest
Push him along
No!
Kill boar
Wait
Wait for response
"No one's interested."
"No one's interested."
Ignore her
Maybe there's a misunderstanding.
What about him?
Try to fix this
Look for loophole
Before
work
After
work
Ditch
work
The next day
Right now
Whenever's convenient
Lash out
Act hurt
Give him the
silent treatment
Give him the
silent treatment
Give him the
silent treatment
Argue
Yell
Don't hold back
Guilt him
Play the victim
Cry
Try something else
Send him a
telepathic message
Yell
Yell
Sarcastic
Direct
Yell
Yell
What?
Follow through
Be clearer
I don't want to go.
Finish eating
Please?
Whatever.
Slam door!
Slam door again
Move on
Start game
The computer's inside.
Go back
Start game
Defensive
Offensive
What are you looking at?
Eat
He can guess.
He won't understand.
I shouldn't have to tell him.
Tell him anyway.
He wouldn't have understood.
Stand up for the game
Back down
It doesn't matter.
Stay
Leave
Apologize
Get out
Make a deal
Side with her
Get back on topic
Wait and see how it goes
They're not listening.
Tie it back to the game now
Not just yet...
wait for the right moment
Don't go yet!
Make him feel guilty
Forget the whole thing
Sit down.
Please please please...
This is my chance.
Back down
Agree to his terms
Keep trying
I only need her.
Forget the whole thing
Don't go yet!
Darn.
Darn.
Try again
Just eat
Blame her father
And that's that.
Do I suck?
Just eat
Lay on the guilt
Leave
It was worth a shot.
Tell her the deal
Talk about accordions
Will she play?
Just stop.
Sit down
Eat
Find a way to argue
Maybe a little later?
Sit down
Say something
Eat
What do I say?
Oh, good.
Think this through a bit more
Stall for time
Just go for it already!
Keep trying
Find a way that's more likely to work
Forget it
Be
honest
Be
good
Forget it.
Why?
How?
The real world is boring.
Azeroth is better.
Argue the point
?
Wait
Be quiet now.
Stop bothering them
React
Wait for response
Cut it out
Assert authority
You can play.
You can't do anything.
Stop acting crazy
I don't need help.
?
?
.
Don't talk again.
Forget it.
Finish food
No, wait!
What now?
Stay here
Play game
In case you were wondering: this is not a trick puzzle. There is a way to get them to play.
Okay, then.
I knew that already.
Sorry.
End