I Don't Even Game
oh hai plz. joo can haz new game! dis game speshully made for lolspeakurs liek u. joo can has many levelz 4 teh teasin of ur brainmeats. do u tink u can has record completion? play game 4 grate justice, plz.
If reading that paragraph made you twitch, I Don't Even Game is not for you, because the entire game is written like that. This side-scrolling puzzler takes your smiley-faced protagonist on a journey ever rightward. As the game says in the first screen, there are no instructions, but it's not too much of a spoiler to say that the [arrow] keys are your primary method of movement, and that you only need your keyboard to solve each level (although you might need to research an answer elsewhere). Each new screen is a new "level". In some levels you only need to keep going right, whereas in others you hit an obstacle. It's up to you to figure out what to do to get past the obstacle.
The art is quite minimalist, with your protagonist a jaunty stick figure with a constant ":D" face. There's no sound at all, so feel free to keep your music playing in the background. A significant drawback is that there's no saving mid-game. If you close the game window and open it up later, you have to start at level one. The game does remember what achievements you have unlocked, however.
If you are amused by lolspeak and nonsense, you'll like the humor in the game. The gameplay should appeal to fans This Is The Only Level and other games that use platformer mechanics but are really about challenging your ability to solve riddles.
so mmk i dunno wut else 2 rite bout dis. u play nao plz? lawl.