I'm helping!: Help find a glitch in the game so it can be fixed! :P
Speaking of glitches, with regards to "Hot Coffee:"
I opened up the "Hot Coffee" window maybe thrice or twice, can't remember exactly. However, it never actually occured to me that I could move around on it, so I kept closing it wondering what it was supposed to do! Now that I've looked at the guide, I'm trying to get to it again, but I can't! It just opens to a regular new game. Is this intentional, or glitchy, or is there some additional trick I'm not aware of?
Note: the easiest way to find the hiding spots is by filling up the place with water then going in, the hiding spots will appear white while the rest is blue.
To open the coffee area open the game in another tab or window. To get to cold coffee go down. If you miss a hot coffee achievement reload the web page.
The hot coffee achievement is
stand on the steam.
The cold coffee achievement is
just get there.
Yay! 100% =) ty all
I cant get "the last straw". I
stood on top of the straw like I was supposed to, but nothing happened.
I figured out a glitch in the game, John. I kept on using the teleporter on stage 2 and it said I got to floor 3, 4 and 5. It didn't at first, after about 10 times it did, though. I was trying to get the "Beam me up, Johnny" achievement.
Oh man, I can't right click cuz I have one of those wierd mac mouses. So I guess I shall never finish the game. cuz two of the achievements have to do with right clicks!!
can anyone help here? PLEASE??
Oh and I think you said you fixed this glitch John , but I panicked at home, and it did this wierd switching thing, and then shot me into this white space with a big 2 in it. Oh and What can I do about the mac right click thing??
[You can hold the [control] key down on your Mac keyboard while left-clicking to get a right-click. -Jay]
I don't know if this helps Blinky, but on my mac laptop left click and the control key work as a right click.
great game, I had no problems :)
At first I was like, oh, this isn't as fun as the first one. And then I discovered you can
poop pastries and I died laughing
Join here please!!!!
just beat game and i'm hooked!!!
This is huge! There needs to be a save ):
I love all the armour games with elephants, esp. This is the only level! :)
but I really need some help..........
number 130 - MY LUGGAGE COMBO!!!
number 118 - Necrophilia
One of you guys already explained corpse loop but I didnt understand what you meant.......
Is it just my computer, or is Armor Games having some server issues lately?
For the smiley face one:
Hint: how can you type a smiley face on the key board?
) [ I Don't think you need to press shift, but the smiley needs a nose]
Just so you know, My Luggage Combo is from Spaceballs! It's
The actual reference in the movie is something like
"I can't believe it! Thats the kind of thing an idiot would use on his luggage lock!"
to get Hot Coffee open up achievement unlocked 2 in another window. then go all the way over to the left. you will fall off and land in the cold coffee stage. glad i could help! :)
i played the beta, when i saw it on armor games anywho, and i played. soon afterword i tried to get a achievment and i found that the beta wasnt there anymore. i come today to find it out of beta and ready to play. so much fun awaits. (the store is boring. wont find much there besides buying and being stupid.)
can someone please explain to me how to get 140? im on a laptop so dont have a center button, and i dont get this copy and pasting thing
@Blinky, if your file still says v1.00 at the top (when you load it) you probably have an old version stored in your browser. You may need to clear your browser cache. I'm *fairly* certain that issue has been cleared up, but let me know if it still causes you problems.
About "So Happy"...
I think that the So Happy achievement won't work because some keyboards can't register more than 2 keys at a time. I know that's why it won't work in my case, at least.
Please join game 6233-6338-3140-8143
Help #249 Pull Up!
Do what it says: Paste Into Notepad (or any other application you can paste text into)
Achievement Unlocked 2 Walkthrough
Obviously, this will show you how to get ALL the achievements. I will list how to get them as well.
Each achievement will give you 1 coin.
Part 1 (1-125)
1-5, 7, 78:
If you play the game, you will automatically get them.
Access the floors. You will obviously need to buy them 1st before you can get your hands on these!
13 & 6:
Access either one of the clearly labeled rooms in Floor one.
Buy one of the packs, then enter the next room (unless you're at the last, obviously).
Just jump onto a purchase button that's green.
28 & 29:
Panic in either one of the labeled areas.
Panic many times. (To be specific, 10 times.) You'll probably get it due to some of the other achievements if you don't panic for no reason.
31 & 32:
Drink the water in the 'Home' area. 32 is drinking it completely.
33 & 34:
Get on the wheel in the 'Home'. If you keep on running on it for a little bit, you'll hit full speed.
Go both ways on the wheel.
Hit full speed on the wheel, then stop.
You'll get this by the time you're done the wheel achievements. For the rather unfortunately dumb, simply jump off the wheel.
And yes, the direct warp from 2 to 5 works. (Somehow, it still works even if you don't have 5 unlocked...) Use any of the teleporters in 4 or the said warp in 2.
Use all the teleporters in the game, basically.
Get in a downward loop for 44, or upwards for 45. In either loop, panic to get 46. Use a teleporter for these that reside in 4 (should be obvious which one to use.)
Enter a teleporter and reenter it. Use the teleporter near the floor booster in 4 for this.
The jumping achievements. In order from 48-52:
49. 10 times
50. 50 times
51. 100 times
52. 250 times
With the exception of 48 & 49, you'll get these eventually.
There is a guarantee that you'll be forced to get this later.
Simply press up twice quickly.
Death achievements. Listed by amount:
59. 10 times
60. 50 times
61. 100 times
57 & 58:
Panic. You'll get 58 by doing it in the air.
Touch the spikes in the 5 floors. 63 from upward spikes, 64 from down spikes, 65 from left spikes, 66 from right spikes.
Die 10 times on the same spike.
Color (or at least die on) all the spikes. 69-73 correspond to the 5 floors, 74 is 50% of all of them, 75 is all of the spikes.
76 & 77:
Use the arrow keys or WASD for either one of these achievements. When you use either one, use the other one for a tiny bit to get the other achievement.
Coloring (or touching) the tiles. You will get 79-84 should you color all 5 floors, and you'll DEFINITIVELY get 85-89 doing so.
Achievements for touching the launchers (Though I don't believe the orange ones count.) You'll get 96 if you get 91-95, and obviously 90.
Coin achievements. You'll get them all by getting 108, which needs 103-107.
Stay for a minute and you'll get these.
112 & 113:
Make a Left! Make a Right!
Turn around 5 times in a second.
You'll get this eventually, though 4 will force you to get this.
Simply panic quickly at the spot (in this case, at the respawn point.)
You'll get this with 67.
120 & 121:
Get this with the loop achievements. 121 is making 5 suspend in the air.
Panic over the down floor hole.
Touch a dead elephant. You know you want to.
You'll get this with the teleporter achievements.
Teleport 50 times. Do this with the loops and other teleporting achievements.
Part 2 (126-250)
Die at a respawn point.
Simply impale yourself or panic in every floor (including the top.)
Click many times (?)
Right click and follow what it says there.
HI, I'M BILLY MAYS HERE TO TELL YOU TO ENABLE CAPS LOCK TO GET THIS AMAZING ACHIEVEMENT!
131 & 132:
Scroll the list. Go to the bottom for 132.
Make a happy face (in this case, I believe :) or :D)
Press backsapce, lower the quality, press this (~), press ;, Mute, and press 12345 for the 5 achievements.
To make sure NO ONE gets confused, click on the center of the wheel!
You'll get this eventually.
Piano achievements. Touch a key for 142, touch all keys for 143. To get 144-145:
Ode to Joy: E, E, F, G, G, F, E, (D)
Twinkle Twinkle: Low C, low C, G, G, A, A, G
Row Row Row Your Boat: Low C, low C, low C, D, E
147 is ascending, 148 is descending from all the keys. Panic on a key for 149, and play one key for 150 with a corpse to get it. 2 corpses and playing a key on the piano will get 151. Jump from right to left on the piano to get 151 (in this case, high C to low C)
The hidey holes. Some of the holes are hidden quite well, but otherwise, they're easy to find with some effort of finding them.
The orange button, which hides in the 5th floor. Push it, release it, hold it for 3 seconds at least, look at it (enter 5), and push it twice in a second.
Don't do anything for 10 seconds.
171 & 172:
Don't die for 20 & 40 seconds.
The slots, which hide in Floor 3. Get RGB by stopping in the order of Elephant, Llama and Giraffe. Most of the others are obvious.
Clock dividable by 3. Simply wait a little bit from 0-2 minutes and achievement get.
Make the cursor go off the screen.
190 & 191:
Make the cursor travel 1 and 10 feet in the game (Just move it around mindlessly)
Click the elephant.
Disobey what's on the right click menu (The don't click here)
Fall / Ascend more then 2 floors.
Panic on the roof.
Exit the roof.
Open another window that contains this game, which gives the coffee feature. Do these in there: Move in there, stand on the mug, fall off the stage, and at landing point, stand on the straw-like thing. Move in the actual game when done.
Flood the building to the very top. Die when there's water, and drain it later.
(To make pastries, press the space bar.)
Poop one, eat one, Poop 10 and later 30, Eat 25 and later 50, teleport it, launch it, give it to the dead and poop it into the water.
To barrel roll, press Z or R twice!
Access the walkthrough.
Jump without moving left or right.
236-250 (AKA the rest):
Get a certain amount of % of achievements obtained (this includes these.) Starts at 10% each time, but at 95%, at 1% intervals.
When all 250 are obtained, ascend to the highest point of the roof.
I need help on #160 Fort Iota!!! I can't find it!! it tried everything... I searched everywhere and then I filled the place with water and i still can't find it!!! HELP ME!!!!
top right corner in 4th level -- fort iota
To get "Corpse Loop"...
Remember the yellow teleporters where you got "Freefall Forever"? Go to it again, and while freefalling press the panic button.
What is a good time? It was my first go and I got 34:25... Is that really bad?
it was an amazing game but waltzing matila thing wouldnt work for ages...
I love this game but it is soo long - it should have a save game feature.
This game *severely* needs a save feature. I had 150+ achievements when I accidentally clicked the X out button, losing all my achievements. The following loss of hair is irrelevent. *headspike*
The smiley face needs to be:
I wish there was a save feature. All I needed to do was get the coffee achievements and I accidentally refreshed the page. All of that GONE. ;3;
Loved the first game; actually I played the first game by mistake and I wasn't sure what I was getting myself into but once I found out that the game was all about achievements, I just went nuts!
Now I see that there is a second one! Holy Wow! I am so excited!
*hours later* This song will be stuck in my head for years!!!!
Long, but alright. Meaninglessly fun. And much faster if you do it in multiplayer.
To anyone who just doesn't understand what they're supposed to do to get a certain achievement, there is a walkthrough button... [snip]
[Yes, but please don't discourage someone from posting one of their own here at JIG by linking to it. Thank you! :) -Jay]
The ending credits go by pretty fast for some people. Here they are, if anybody cares:
I have triumphed.
I have collected 250 individual achievements.
I was never obligated to finish the achievements
given to me. So much time has elapsed... I could
have baked a pizza, went for a run, helped my
sister move her apartment across town... but
instead I sat here.
Here I sat, pushing the arrow keys, moving a little
20 pixel elephant around a screen doing fairly
random tasks. First I was getting rewarded for no
particular reason; soon after I started to earn
achievements on my own accord. By the end, I
became the master. I won.
I played Row Row Row Your Boat. I ran in a giant
hamster wheel. I even pooped a pastry. In the
end, it all made sense. I needed to achieve. I
needed to win. And even though I got there with
a bit of stress, time-wasting, and lack of dignity, I
achieved what few have ever done.
Congratulations player. YOU HAVE DONE IT.
Now go outside or help your sister move or
Developed by Armor Games
Concept, Art, Programming by jmbt02
Music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Testing by Joey, Tony, Danny, and Tass... and the
beta testers. Thanks!
@jiguest to 'poop the pastry' press space
98% done and froze!!!!!! GGGRRRRRR!
I'm having a problem getting "Twinkle Twinkle"... I've played it every way possible... trying it first thing in the room, and so on, and it just isn't registering it. Could this be a Mozilla Firefox problem? (I'm playing on Windows XP)
It is the only achievement I can't get credit for completing. Grrr.
Does anyone have insight into this issue?
Grr... How do you get Freefall Forever?
Got it! Paste In Notepad is for clicking wheel in HOME... OMFG. So misleading ._.
I've got everything but BILLY MAYS I know how to get it I've done it before on a macbook but not on this mac I'm using. Grrrrrr. So only 3 things left and they are BILLY MAYS and the last 2 at the bottom.
How do I get Falling up and Corpse loop??? Please help!!!
My best time for all 250 is about 30 minutes, but only like, 10 minutes of actual gameplay. Dinner interupted that run :/
How does (well, :'( did) Billy Mays talk?
"HI, I'M BILLY MAYS!" Still don't get it?
What key helps you type like that?
Press Caps Lock while focused on the game.
it will be epic
I have found every achievement but corpse loop? Help anyone.
Man, I can't get all achievements because my keyboard isn't US. This sucks :(
I need some help with 166: Pressing Issue. And then, I'm assuming the last two are just for completing the game. Help?
It has to do with the Teleporters
Get a corpse in an infinite teleporter loop
It has to do with the Big Orange Button
Press the big orange button 20 times
Also, I'll be on it for a while, if you want to join, FC is
I'll be waiting. ._.
It sometimes takes a few tries for Coffee to work. Took me three.
Has anyone else had trouble getting "Twinkle Twinkle"? I can't see what I'm doing wrong...
Having problems with 144, 145 and 151. HOW? :)
I can't unlock the coffee thingy because if I open a new window, it just deletes the previous one and all my progress is gone. :(
[Try right-clicking on the link you're clicking on, and choose "Open in new Window" (or Tab) instead. -Jay]
really love this game, cant wait till the next one, only prob i had was like said the elephant broke up a bit, but certainly didnt distract from the game
how do you poop a pastry?
plz tell me the walkthrough doesnt tell me
Thanks for the update, I like this game as well as Curse Treasure
@vig: The song sequences are on page 1 (see Allie's post)
The easiest way is to put the elephant on one note, push panic, put the elephant on another note, push panic, put the elephant on a third note
@C.Olimar788 and anyone wondering
I'll tell you what's so special about 'Waltzing Ma'
The son 'Waltzing Matilda' is an Australian folk song (I should know, I here the annoying din every week!), and a ~ is called a 'Tilda', meaning that you must press the tilda to make Waltzing Ma-TIDLA
When it says click the center wheel...it means the one in your house that you run on.
Whew. I'm done after 30 minutes of playing. Now I will go help my sister :)
Hey guys I just discovered an easy sure fire way to get the achievements that have to do with the keyboard..even if youre on a foreign keyboard. Just press all the keys. Go crazy! And youll see achievements pop up. I did this with a French keyboard when the Waltz Ma and Smiley didnt work the normal way. I guess eaqikj,dcçadjzùù^zdaàç_" = a smiley face. Luls.
only ones left besides the bottom 5 are the right click ones...;; why is it that the right click doesnt work on the game? like when my cursor hovers over the options nothing happens and i cant click anything until I click another window. the game isnt frozen but my mouse is. please help not following directions and dont right click are the only ones left.
I FINALLY beat the worlds most addicting game ever!!!!!! Took me 2 days but it was worth it!!!
It is in the center of the hamster wheel.
I went crazy searching for a mouse with wheel, when I realized it was actually the center of the hamster wheel
Actually click the center of the hamster wheel on the screen.
I have beaten the game 4 times in a row. It took me 8 hours. I am addicted to it.
You have to mute the game duh !
"How do I get Falling up and Corpse loop??? Please help!!!"
For falling up, you need to have the teleporter room filled with water.
And for the corpse loop, get stuck in a loop and then click panic.
I opened the window, popped in Armorgames.
WTF? Achievement Unlocked 2?!
Brand new elephant.
What a game!
How misleading Paste in Notepad was.
I pooped 1463 pastries.
I ate them.
Stalagmites. Stalactites. Staleftmites. Starightcites.
I touched the Undead.
I did everything.
I waited FOREVER for this! Practically forever! Years and years! Years that seemed like centuries!
BILLY MAYS!!!!! Ahahahahaha!!!!!
Now that I finished crazying, I'll go bake a pizza.
Peoples, I need help, my last achievment tha tI need is number 45 (Falling up)
HOW DO I DO IT?!
So, I finished the game (-: very interesting but an hour of my life I can't take back (haha oh well!) . But it was a great game XD
Only ONE problem... I click "Free Play" after I won...
and Mr. Elephant became invisible! Is that normal?
Unlock the Teleporter room, see the red teleporter, walk straight into lower one, teleport, you should fall down and bounce back up due to the launcher. Hit the upper teleporter, teleport, momentum should push you back to the launchers, go up again, teleport, go up, teleport, go up...... Hoorah! Done.
OMG!! I have to restart my computer to make the keyboard layout US, so therefor I cannot get the "WAltzing ma" I have got ALLL the others, just not that!! ARGH! someone HELP!
At first I was furious, because my Norwegian keyboard wouldnt make neither the smileyface nor the tilda key (~) But I found out that
you just have to try every clickable key on your keyboard and eventually it will be the right one! For me the tilda key was next to the enter key somewhere. I don't know exactly because I was just clicking ahead :D
But at last I finished the game WITH Norwegian keyboard! :D
Can't figure out how to get "Falling Up". I finished everything except this and got stuck.
Why is this rated :O?
Join my room!! 8382-6891-1203-7997
What is 193 please?
they mean the button at the center of the hamster wheel.
Walkthrough FOR ALL ACHIEVEMENTS
Hello Again - Start the game
Playtastic - You Find the play button
Crossroads - Discovered the Main Menu
Mission Accepted - Start the game
Tiles Loaded - Loaded the level
Home Sweet Home - Find your home
First Floor - Reach the first floor
Second Floor - Reach the second floor
Third Floor - Reach the third floor
Fourth Floor - Got to the fourth floor
Fifth Floor - Got to the fifth floor
Cataclysm - Welcome to reality
Storefront - Find the store
Thrifty - Find the second shop room
Windowshopper - Find the third shop room
Shopper - Find the fouth shop room
Big Spender - Find the fifth shop room
Shopaholic - Find all the shop rooms
Navigationer - Find all the areas
Just Gave In - Buy the first level pack
Add-on-tastic - Buy the second level pack
Deluxe Edition - Buy the third level pack
Gold Edition - Buy the fourth level pack
Platinum Edition - Buy the fifth level pack
Charge It! - Buy all the level packs
Wallet Burn - Press a purchase button
No Refunds - Jump on a purchased upgrade
Panicked Shopper - Panic in the shop
Home Emergency - Panic at home
Panic Attack - Panic ten times
Thirsty - Drink some water
Save the Whales - Drink all the water
Wheel and Deal - Jump on the hamster wheel
Full Speed Ahead! - Reach full speed on wheel
Two Trick Pony - Run both ways on the treadmill
One... - Go once over the wheel
Two... - Go twice over the wheel
Three... - Go three times over the wheel
Four... - Go four times over the wheel
Five! - Go five times over the wheel
Dismount! - Jump off the wheel
Teleport! - Go through a teleporter
Beam Me Up - Exit and Enter every teleporter
Freefall Forever - Get in a downward vertical loop
Falling Up - Create an infinite teleport loop upwards
Corpse Loop - Get a corpse into an infinite loop
Reenter - Enter the same teleporter twice
You Might As Well - Jump up and down
Bouncy - Jump 10 Times
Flouncy - Jump 50 Times
Trouncy - Jump 100 Times
Pouncy - Jump 250 Times
Full Jump - Do a big jump
No Double Jumping - Try to double jump
See Ya - Die.
Subtle Movement - Move a tiny amount across the screen
Panic Attack - Hit the Panic Button
Midflight Deceased - Panic while airborne
Multideath - Die 10 times
MegaDeath - Die 50 times
GigaDeath - Die 100 times
Impaler - Die on spikes
Stalagmite - Die on upward spikes
Stalactite - Die on downward spikes
Staleftmite - Die on leftward spikes
Starightcite - Die on rightward spikes
I Love You Spike - Die 10 times on the same spike
Pink - Turn a spike pink
First Floor Pink - Turn first floor spikes pink
Second Floor Pink - Turn second floor spikes pink
Third Floor Pink - Turn the third floor spikes pink
Fourth Floor Pink - Turn the fourth floor spikes pink
Fifth Floor Pink - Turn the fifth floor spikes pink
Pinky Swear - Turn half the spikes pink
Pinky Promise - Turn all the spikes pink
WASD - Prefer the WASD Control
Arrow Keys - Prefer the Arrow Control
Colour My Tile - Paint a block
100 Pretty Tiles - Colour 100 tiles in one room
First Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on first Floor
Second Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 2nd Floor
Third Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 3rd Floor
Fourth Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 4th Floor
Fifth Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 5th Floor
Coloured 50 - Paint 50 tiles
Coloured 100 - Paint 100 tiles
Coloured 150 - Paint 150 tiles
Coloured 250 - Paint 250 tiles
Repainted 500 - Paint 500 tiles
Launcher - Touch a launcher
Launcher Cleaner - Clean all the first floor launchers
Launcher Scrubber - Clean all the second floor launchers
Launcher Polisher - Clean all the third floor launchers
Launcher Rinser - Clean all the fourth floor launchers
Launcher Washer - Clean all the fifth floor launchers
Launcher Powerwasher - Clean all launchers
Look, a Penny! - Find a coin
Pennybags - Collect 30 coins
Moneymaker - Collect 60 coins
Pennywise - Collect 90 coins
It Prints Money - Collect 120 coins
Scrooge - Collect 140 coins
1st Collection - Collect first floor coins
2nd Collection - Collect second floor coins
3rd Collection - Collect third floor coins
4th Collection - Collect fourth floor coins
5th Collection - Collect fifth floor coins
Gotta Collect 'em All! - Collect all the coins
I'm Glad You're Here - Stick around for 10 seconds
Good Company - Stick around for 30 seconds
BFFs - Stick around for 60 seconds
West Side - Look West
East Side - Look East
Dizzy - Flip direction 5 times in 1 second
Hover - Stay airbourne for 6 seconds
Dead Crowd - Generate 3 corpses at once
Corpsaholic - Generate 5 corpses at once
Necrophilia - Generate 10 corpses at once
Spike Corpse Hoedown - Land 3 corpses together on the same spike
Corpse Levitation - Suspend a corpse for 2 seconds
Corpse Juggling - Suspend 5 different corpses
Body Drop - Send a corpse to another floor
Undead Touch - Touch a dead corpse
Telecorpse - Teleport a corpse
Teletired - Teleport 50 times
Relapse - Panic while touching a checkpoint
Respawnorama - Respawn at every checkpoint
Clicky - Click click clickaroo
Not Left Click - Check out the Right Click Menu
BILLY MAYS - Enable Caps Lock
Scrolly - Scroll the achievements list
Extreme Scrolling - Scroll to the very bottom
So Happy! - Make a happy face with keyboard letters
Erasure - Push the backspace key
Quality Time - Set the quality lower
Waltzing Ma - Push the tilda key (~)
Partial Colon - Push the semicolon
Silence is Golden - Push the mute button
Same combo as my luggage! - Push 1,2,3,4,5
Paste in Notepad - Push the centre of the wheel
Dash! - Run 20 metres in-game
Look I'm Big! - I made music!
Keyboard Hero - Hit every piano key
Ode to Joy - Play Ode to Joy on the Piano
Twinkle Twinkle - Play Twinkle Twinkle (Little Star) on the Piano
Row Row Row Your Boat - Play Row your Boat on the Piano
Piano Slide Up - Hit every piano key from bottom to top
Piano Slide Down - Hit every piano key from top to bottom
Corpse Organ - Land a corpse on a piano key
Chord - Play a note while your corpse plays another
Harmony - Play a note while 2 corpses play another
High and Low Cs - Jump from the last key to first
Fort Alpha - Find Hidey Hole 1
Fort Beta - Find Hidey Hole 2
Fort Gamma - Find Hidey Hole 3
Fort Delta - Find Hidey Hole 4
Fort Zeta - Find Hidey Hole 5
Fort Eta - Find Hidey Hole 6
Fort Theta - Find Hidey Hole 7
Fort Iota - Find Hidey Hole 8
Fort Kappa - Find Hidey Hole 9
Fort Lambda - Find Hidey Hole 10
Fortable - Find a Hidey Hole
Oooooooh *Push* - Push the orange button.
No button! - Release the orange button.
Pressing Issue - Push the orange button 20 times.
And.... hold! - Hold the orange button down for 3 seconds
Pretty Button!!! - Look at the button
Quick to Strike - Hit the orange button twice in a second
Inactivity - Don't do anything for ten seconds
Survival - Don't die for 20 seconds
Invulnerable - Don't die for 40 seconds
One Wheel! - Stop one slot reel
Two Wheel! - Stop two slot reels
Three Wheel! - Stop all the reels
Insert Coin - Start the reels
RGB - Stop the reels on Elephant, Llama, Giraffe
Elephant Jackpot! - Get all Elephants in the slot machine
Emu Jackpot! - Get all Emus in the slot machine
Llama Jackpot! - Each all Llamas in the slot machine
Consolation Prize - Match 2 random symbols in the slot
Not a Winner - Match no symbols in the slots
Trip Giraffes - Match 3 giraffes on the slots
Addicted Gambler - Lock the slots 30 times
Left it Running - Leave the floor while the slot wheels are running
Reely Restart - Restart a reel
Reel it backwards - Hit the reels in the reverse order
Three Times the Minute - System clock time is divisible by 3
Rollout! - Roll the mouse off the screen
Mouseing Around - Move the cursor 1 foot across the screen
10 Foot Mousetrek - Move the cursor 10 feet across the screen
EleClick - Hey, that tickles!
Won't Follow Directions - You just had to do it...
Further Fall - Fall two floors
Super Fall - Fall three floors
Mega Fall - Fall four floors
Colossal Fall - Fall all the way to the bottom from the top
Further Ascend - Rise two floors
Super Ascend - Rise three floors
Mega Ascend - Rise four floors
Colossal Ascend - Rise from the bottom to the top
I Can't Live With This - Die outside
Safer Inside - Go back inside from the Cataclysm
Two Browser Windows - Open two browser windows of the same game
Break Time! - Find the hot coffee feature
Break Off! - Start playing again on the main screen
Buzz - Move around in the coffee feature
The Burn! - Jump in the hot coffee mug
Warm... - Fall below the hot coffee stage
Colder... - Fall further below the coffee stage
Even Colder... - Fall even further below the coffee stage
Cold Coffee! - Find the secret secret stage
The Final Straw - Stand on top of the straw
There's the pump! - Start the pump
Begin the fill! - Fill the first floor height
Keep Filling Captain! - Fill the second floor height
The Pressure! - Fill the third floor height
The Bends! - Fill the fourth floor height
Full Glass! - Fill the entire building with water
Draining - Drain the entire building from the fifth floor
Hey, a Pastry! - Poop a Pastry
Yum Yum! - Eat a Pastry
Maximum Pastry! - Poop 10 pastries
Pastry Chef - Poop 30 pastries
Pastry Connoisseur - Consume 25 pastries
Bloataphant - Eat 50 pastries
Doggy Bag - Launch a pastry into a teleporter
To Go Order - Use a launcher to launch a pastry
Pastry for the Dead - Give a pastry to a corpse
Soggy pastries - Make pastries underwater
Drown - Die underwater
Do a Barrel Roll! - Push Z or R twice!
I Don't Get It - Access the walkthrough
Stop and Hop - Jump without moving left or right
Aww Poor Puppy - Look hopeless
A Decade - Earn 10% of the achievements
It's Roaring! - Earn 20% of the achievements
Days Past September - Earn 30% of the achievements
By Volume - Earn 40% of the achievements
Fifty - Earn 50% of the achievements
Every Time - Earn 60% of the achievements
Hey, Youre Passing! - Earn 70% of the achievements
B Average - Earn 80% of the achievements
Final Run - Earn 90% of the achievements
Almost There! - Earn 95% of the achievements
I Can't Shake Him! - Earn 96% of the achievements
Almost... there... - Earn 97% of the achievements
Stay on Target! - Earn 98% of the achievements
Pull Up! - Earn 99% of the achievements
Absolute Completion - Earn every other achievment
I FINISHED!!! 45:00!!!
how do you do the Break Off! one, I can't figure it out
you are supposed to start playing again on the main screen, but I can't figure out how to get to the main screen without starting a new game and losing all of my achievements, does any one know?
My friend code is:
I will be waiting
6142-8720-5234-7574 is my room name. my password? cheese come see me
The place at the end...
Why Hong Kong?
6816-5037-8684-8437 is my room code... please come!
I try joining rooms, but it doesn't work, so I made a room. plz join cuz it's my birthday (yes, really) code:7136-2059-6924-5415
shoot, I accidentally refreshed. heres my new code: 7136-2059-6924-5415
Hi Dreamer! Unfortunately I am in the middle of making dinner and the code you posted doesn't work so I can't stick around and try again, but I just wanted to say; Happy Birthday! Thanks for reading Jay is Games, and I hope you get everything you wanted, PLUS a pony!
please help me.
My code is 7120-7010-3794-2756
My code is 6488-8606-6593-8433
i really need help on fort alpha and fort iota. help?
for all those trying to figure out:
45) Falling Up - Create an infinite teleport loop upwards
First of all, you need to fill everything with water. Then go to the 4th floor with all the teleporters. Then use the orange teleporters in the middle and there you go! an infinite loop upwards :)
Arrgh!!! I just accidentally exited the dang game!!
i had 16 left! I HATE THIS FREAKING GAME BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE A SAVE OPTION!!
What is 193?
YAY!!! Just finished the game! 58 minutes, including a few toilet breaks!
Good luck to all of you still going!