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Stealing the Diamond

Breaking Banks can be nice, and Escaping from Prison can be satisfying, but diamonds are a stickman's best friend. And, wouldn't ya know it, the Tunisian Diamond is on display at Stickville Museum. It's night, so the usual rabble has gone home. So it's just a couple of guards standing in your way. With all your technology on-hand, they should prove no problem... Right? Ha. Ha. WRONG! Puffballs is back with Stealing the Diamond. And remember, what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.

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Stealing the Diamond Walkthrough

Paths to the three endings:
(Note: Every possible choice you can make at each branch is shown. The option in bold is the one that you want to choose to get to the next step. If one of the options is "Wait", that means you can fail by not making a decision in time. Use the non-bold options as a checklist if you're looking to maximize your FAIL collection.)

Bust In: (Aggressive ending)

Kick / Ram / Jump / Wait
Lance / Shield / Mace / Wait
Tow Cable / Basket / Wait
Branch / Rock / Wait
Bubble / Sticky Grenade / Wait
Drive / Diamond / Bribe / Wait

Sneak In - top three options: (Undetected ending)

Jumble Hoppers / Anti-Gravity Cap / Teleporter
Penny / Tranquilizer / Falcon Punch / Invisibility Pill
Drop / Wire / Portal Gun
Laser Cutter / Hammer
Cannon / Cheese / Plank
Snap Neck / Diamond / Rifle / Jump

Sneak In - bottom three options: (EPIC ending)

Shrink Ray / Pick / Liquidificator
Gun / Plane / Bombshell / Wait
Up / Left
Metroid / Crowbar / Pokéball / Super Mushroom
Divide By Zero / Nuke / Mecha / Satellite

Medals:

The ending medals are self-explanatory, as are the FAIL medals. So I'll cover the others.

Like a D6

After picking "Sneak In", pick the Jumble Hoppers. Do this three times.

BUNP

On the Undetected route, pick Snap Neck instead of Diamond.

01100010

On the EPIC route, pick Pokéball instead of Super Mushroom. Then when the dialogue boxes start popping up, try to close as many as you can by clicking the OK buttons. One of them will give out the medal.

It's a joke guys
...I'm sorry, I still haven't found this one yet.

Obscure Medal

Click on all the paintings in the game. Here's a list:

-"Zeus - Rage" - Spy it by the exit during the Undetected or Aggressive route.

  • "NO U - Luigi" - In the background towards the left during the Super Mushroom choice on the EPIC route.

  • "Angry Hitler" - On the wall during the Plane choice on the EPIC route.

  • There's one during the EPIC route during the cutscene after the final choice, not long before the hero decides to make a break for the exit. You have to be quick to get it before a piece of rubble falls on it.

  • A painting of a pear with a mouth (no, seriously) is by the entryway to the medieval section that our hero whizzes into during the Aggressive route.

  • Shortly after the pear on the Aggressive route, there are two paintings on the wall before the options for the Shield choice pop up. Be prepared to retry quite a few times, since they whiz by quickly and are hard to click on.

???

On the Undetected route, pick the Portal Gun instead of the wire. Then read the FAIL message carefully.

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One question.

What happens about the cheese ????

how long does this game take to load?
it sticks at around 75% for me.

[The game is loading fine for me (but it's very large, about 13MB). Try emptying your browser cache and reload the page. -Jay]

Walkthrough for the EPIC ending:

sneak in
pick
plane
go left
super mushroom
push lower left button

Walkthrough for the UNDETECTED ending:

sneak in
teleporter
penny
wire
hammer
plank
diamond

Epic Ending

Sneak In
Pick
Plane
Left
Super Mushroom
Lower Left Button

Undetected Ending

Sneak In
Teleporter
Penny
Wire
Hammer
Plank
Diamond

Aggressive Ending

Break In
Ram
Shield
Tow Cable
Rock
Bubble
Diamond

It seems to take quite a while to load, I left it for several minutes.

Very neat game with lots of replay value while trying to find all the choices you can make. It's not hard to grope your way towards victory since the game allows you to select a choice at a decision point over and over till you progress, but some of the medals are a bit harder to get.

The ones I've found...

TLDR medal :

In the wall of author's text when you use Portal Gun in the Sneak in path, there is a line that says something like "If you want a medal, click here", click the here

Like a D6 :

When you select the jumping boots (first choice after picking sneak in route), you "lose" 2 points. Do this 3 times.

01100010 :

In sneak in route, at the choice where you're given a pokeball, you'll be given a screen with a lot of Windows-like error messages with Ok boxes. Not too sure, but I think you have to click at least one of the Ok boxes.

Obscure medal :

Littered around the game are paintings which you can click on. You must click on all of them to get this medal.

Two are in the Aggressive route... When you smash into the building on your scooter, they're hung on the walls, but they zip by very quickly so you have to be fast about it.

Three are in the Epic route.

One at the screen where you have to handle two guards, with the choice between a gun, a plane, and a bombshell.

One at the screen where you're given the pokeball choice.

After hitting the last choice (where the robot crashes on the museum), right after it flashes to your character and away, for a second or so there is a blue painting lying on the ground in the room, before it's obscured by debris. Click it quick.

One is in the Undetected route, right after you nab the diamond, where the two guards are.

I got BUNP somehow, still trying to get the 40 unique fails and joke one.

How do you get the Obscure medal and Joke medal?
I got 37 unique failures...dont know how to get other 3.

haha cute game, I got the aggressive and epic endings on my own.

did anyone clicked on the frame with a Luigi picture? it's inside the museum where you have to choose a super mushroom and a pokemon ball. I clicked on it but nothing happened?

How do you get the achievements; (It's a joke guys) and (Like a D6)? They're the final two for me.

BUNP medal

In Undetected way; Sneak in with teleporter, at end, Snap his neck.

It's a joke:

Sneak in and use the liquidificator. You'll be presented with an instructions page - click "mispeled" in the fine print at the bottom of the page to get the medal.

Stealing the Diamond Walkthrough

Paths to the three endings:
(Note: Every possible choice you can make at each branch is shown. The option in bold is the one that you want to choose to get to the next step. If one of the options is "Wait", that means you can fail by not making a decision in time. Use the non-bold options as a checklist if you're looking to maximize your FAIL collection.)

Bust In: (Aggressive ending)

Kick / Ram / Jump / Wait
Lance / Shield / Mace / Wait
Tow Cable / Basket / Wait
Branch / Rock / Wait
Bubble / Sticky Grenade / Wait
Drive / Diamond / Bribe / Wait

Sneak In - top three options: (Undetected ending)

Jumble Hoppers / Anti-Gravity Cap / Teleporter
Penny / Tranquilizer / Falcon Punch / Invisibility Pill
Drop / Wire / Portal Gun
Laser Cutter / Hammer
Cannon / Cheese / Plank
Snap Neck / Diamond / Rifle / Jump

Sneak In - bottom three options: (EPIC ending)

Shrink Ray / Pick / Liquidificator
Gun / Plane / Bombshell / Wait
Up / Left
Metroid / Crowbar / Pokéball / Super Mushroom
Divide By Zero / Nuke / Mecha / Satellite

Medals:

The ending medals are self-explanatory, as are the FAIL medals. So I'll cover the others.

Like a D6

After picking "Sneak In", pick the Jumble Hoppers. Do this three times.

BUNP

On the Undetected route, pick Snap Neck instead of Diamond.

01100010

On the EPIC route, pick Pokéball instead of Super Mushroom. Then when the dialogue boxes start popping up, try to close as many as you can by clicking the OK buttons. One of them will give out the medal.

It's a joke guys
...I'm sorry, I still haven't found this one yet.

Obscure Medal

Click on all the paintings in the game. Here's a list:

-"Zeus - Rage" - Spy it by the exit during the Undetected or Aggressive route.

  • "NO U - Luigi" - In the background towards the left during the Super Mushroom choice on the EPIC route.

  • "Angry Hitler" - On the wall during the Plane choice on the EPIC route.

  • There's one during the EPIC route during the cutscene after the final choice, not long before the hero decides to make a break for the exit. You have to be quick to get it before a piece of rubble falls on it.

  • A painting of a pear with a mouth (no, seriously) is by the entryway to the medieval section that our hero whizzes into during the Aggressive route.

  • Shortly after the pear on the Aggressive route, there are two paintings on the wall before the options for the Shield choice pop up. Be prepared to retry quite a few times, since they whiz by quickly and are hard to click on.

???

On the Undetected route, pick the Portal Gun instead of the wire. Then read the FAIL message carefully.

What are those things when I try the crowbar?

i got all the medals! yah!

cams, those are headcrabs from Valve's Half-Life games, the crowbar is a reference to a weapon the protagonist mostly carries, this game is epic as always with it's implementation of references, secrets and gameplay action for the choose-adventure people, I give it 5/5!

XD
I like the *cheese* option.

Wait...just WHAT did that accomplish.

Fwahahaha. And now I'm trying to go through and use EVERY option!

But...what's with the *crowbar* option?

Are those "head crabs"?

Lessons learned:

Muscle cars are awesome. Muscle Segways are not.

Worms are much more vicious up close.

The creator of this game loves memes.

IMA FIRIN MAH LAZARRRR!
(I couldn't resist)

Chaos meter registering 10.6!
Really? That's over NINE-... Um, just press a button.

here is a video walkthrough to make it easy

I'm positive I've found every ending but it didn't give me the Fail Champion medal. Any ideas why?

@bubblecamera: Maybe you missed some of the endings that you can get by waiting too long? The one right after using the pick is a particularly fiendish one in that regard.

For SonicLover's reference on the Obscure medal:

The pear with the mouth, made famous by the "LOLWUT" meme, is the Biting Pear of Salamanca by Ursula Vernon. You can see the original artwork here.

Oh man I loved BUNP because

Before the end of the death showed up I said "It keeps happening!" And then the end said "I told you man, I TOLD you about stairs!" And then BUNP and 8^y and SW&HJ are awesome and seriously.

And this game is really awesome, and about a week or two ago I was just HOPING the next Xing the Y game would come out soon. It's only made better by the large number of memes.

Something I just realized about that diamond:

Isn't that a Super Emerald from Sonic 3 & Knuckles?

This game is lots of fun; kind of reminds me of the Grow games, in the sense that I try things out just to see what silliness happens.

To get the It's a Joke Guys medal

Click "mispeled" on the Liquidificator instructions page

I can't seem to get the Obscure Medal, even though I'm sure I clicked all the paintings. I got the one in the Epic ending (saw the checkmark and everything), the Luigi, the Angry Hitler, and the Zeus for sure, and I'm fairly certain I got the two before the shield option -- I definitely saw one register, and I've clicked at the other so many times while mousing over it one had to count.

Nezumi: It seems appearant that you may have missed one.

Ah! I won "The Epic way" After two go's - sweet!!! Very cute game , will look forward to playing this a few more times without the gin and tonics ;)

I love the Falcon Punch option.

Faclon PUNCH! *lamely air punches guard* FAIL: Only one man is capable of the Falcon Punch.

It's a joke guys badge:
Select "sneak in" option and after that use "liquidificator" and at the bottop of the paper is word "mispeled", click it.

For "It's a joke guys"

1) Sneak In
2) Use the Liquidificator
3) Click "mispeled" at the bottom line of the manual.

Hey guys... it was cool but kindof easy, I got all endings on my own :) Like the graphics, please make even more like it as I love the chose your own ending games

This is a really fun game. My favorite ending is the epic ending.

THE EPIC ENDING IS AWESOME!

Anyone else have trouble with the keyboard part? Pressing any of those keys doesn't seem to do anything.

Me too. Any help?

Anybody know how to get the Joke medal?

Waaap Waaaaaaaaap

0kay, what's with the 2 ads in front of the game? 1 is bad enough, though understandable. Also, the first ad (for Air Wick) had a little bar in the bottom corner stating "This advertisement runs for 1 seconds" which is obviously false.

I haven't even gotten to the game yet, and I've already considered passing on it because it took me over a minute to get to it.

[I've added a new ad that will only appear once in a while. It's either that or give up on the site because expenses keep increasing while revenue is decreasing. Free browser games are ad supported and we don't make anything on the in-game ads, that revenue goes to the game developers. So, please be patient and support our efforts here to continue to bring you compelling content. Besides, you are forced to watch so many more ads than this, and several times even, during just about any television show. -Jay]

This game was really fun! Love the MSPA references.

I told you man

I told you about stairs!

I think for the 01100010 medal you have to click OK 3 times, one of the the error messages says so.

It's a joke guys medal
after picking sneek in pick luiquificator then it will show a piece of paper on the bottom of that paper ti says: ROFLco is not responsible for any mispeled words or words usend in the wrong context.
note: mispeled is misspelled :P click on mispeled and you get the medal

how do you get all 40 unique fails?

When you choose to sneak in and then choose pick, what is the green thing that blows up?

When using the pokeball it comes up with all the messages. One of them says "pRes5 teh SsuNnn in snEEky EnDiN" But every time I try to click on the sunny part around the edges of the sneaky ending, nothing happens.

cr: Aside from following SonicLover's walkthrough LAST at each step (i.e. if it says "throw the pigeon", do everything else at that scene before throwing the pigeon), there are a couple of fails you can only get

by doing nothing; eventually something'll happen that will make you pay for being such a (Pokedex entry #079).

@jim: That's a Creeper from Minecraft. I know that and I don't even play that game.

@Cadams:

That's a reference to a secret in Escaping the Prison.

To get all 40 endings, make sure you choose ALL the choices.
Some fails only occur after waiting a while. These are:

Kick / Ram / Jump / Wait
Lance / Shield / Mace / Wait
Tow Cable / Basket / Wait
Branch / Rock / Wait
Bubble / Sticky Grenade / Wait
Diamond / Drive / Bribe / Wait
and
Gun / Bombshell / Airplane / Wait
(you can turn up your speakers to listen to their conversation)

its a joke guys: use liquidator and dont press skip look at bottom of instructions and press mispeled

wooo!!! a portal reference AND a minecraft reference! possibly my two favorite games... but there really should be a nice long "sssssssssssssSSSSS" before the explosion.

btw, the "epic" ending could have been a lot more epic if the guy had actually turned around and fought and destroyed the giant robot to reclaim the diamond.

Can anyone send a message of al the 40 unique fails??? i've got 39 fails!!!

@Someone: Just look at the paths to the three endings in my walkthrough. There are exactly 40 wrong choices and I've listed them all. Just remember, the bold option is the correct one, and don't forget about the waits.

the 11010010 acheivement is gotten by using the pokeball and when the boxes appear one will have the same binary number click its ok button fast before all all of the identical binary ones appear

To Get All 40 Epic Fail Do This

Bust In
1.Kick
2.Jump
3.Wait
Ram
4.Lance
5.Mace
6.Wait
Shield
7.Basket
8.Wait
Tow Cable
9.Branch
10.Wait
Rock
11.Sticky Grenade
12.Wait
Bubble
13.Drive
14.Bribe(Press Officer Head)
15.Wait
Diamond
Sneak In
16.Jumble Hoppers
17.Anti-Gravity Cap
18.Shrink Ray
19.Liquidificator
Teleporter
20.Tranquilizer
21.Falcon Punch
22.Invinsibility Pill
Penny
23.Drop
24.Portal Gun
Wire
25.Laser Cutter
Hammer
26.Cannon
27.Cheese
Plank
28.Snap Neck
29.Rifle
30.Jump
Diamond
Sneak In
Pick
31.Gun
32.Bombshell
33.Wait(This Is Quite Long)
Plane
34.Up
Left
35.Metroid
36.Crowbar
37.Pokeball
Super Mushroom
38.Divide By Zero
39.Nuke
40.Sattelite
Gear
Congratulation You Got The Fail Champion Medal

How to get 01100010 medal:
01100010

You can see a window pop up say: press OK 3 time.(SO FAST you can't see it is normal) Then you need to click any window OK 3 time and win the 01100010 medal!!!

I found all of the medals.
Yes, all.

Click below

Sneak in, use the Liquidificator, and read the bottom text. Click on the word 'mispeled'(Yes, they purposely spelled it wrongly) and you'll get the achievement. :P

anyone have the meaning of the binary message at the Pokeball fail?

fear misqingno

Hah, loved this game like the other ones in the series. One of my favorite parts was the appearance of the teleporter, and the fact that it actually WORKED.

lol when you try the sneaking path. when you pick the pickaxe you will see a creeper Minecraft reference

I can't seem to figure out the aggressive ending.
I always end up crashing off-screen everytime I whizz past those guards and nothing else can happen. None of the buttons seem to work! Please help me!

I can't seem to get the keyboard bit right when you bust in and he's on the scooter... I press the key but he just keeps crashing...

HAHAHA I got all the medals including the fail champion!

I found out how to get the "it's a joke guys" achievement

At the very start, after selecting "sneak in" use the "liquidificator" And don't press skip. At the bottom of the sheet of paper (Aka the "note:" line) is a word "mispeled". Press it

The Best Game Ever!

For some reason, I can't do anything at the Aggressive bike part. Any help?

Three people before me have already asked about a problem they're having with the keyboard controls not working, but no one seems to have a clue what's wrong. Clearly, it's possible for some people to get past the first part of "busting in", but there are those of us who want to play and can't. Jay, do you have any ideas about what might be wrong?

a medal i found:

when your on the scooter inside the museum and you have the option lance/shield/mace, don't click anything. do that three times (or maybe more im not sure.)

If anyone else is having problem with the keyboard not working. For me it was my browser. On Chrome it doesn't seem to work, but it did with regular Internet Explorer.

[There is a bug in the current version of Chrome that prevents keyboard interaction with Flash games. Until the issue is fixed, please us a different browser. -Jay]

i found the joke medal

you will get this medal if you click on the liquidificator and when the instructions apear on the bottom part of the page it says in small letters: "Note: the ROFLco is not responsable for any mispeled word or words used in the wrong context" if you can see the word misspeled is misspeled and if you cilck in that word you will gain the medal

i just couldn't stop laughing at the guys face during the nuke bit (biohazard symbol next to epic ending button) and his face with the gun at angry hitler picture.

the it's a joke medal is found on the liquificator instructions at the bottom if you are wondering

like a D6: sneak in> jumble hoppers x3

@Turnip_Head
I had that problem too. Try right-clicking and press 'Play'. It worked for me :D

The medal "It's a Joke Guys" is simple. If you sneak in and use the liquidificator, at the bottom of it, there will be text. There is also tiny text that says "..is not responsible for mispeled words"
Click on misspelled and you'll get "It's a Joke Guys" (I did it on purpose..._

Just an easter egg I found...

If you decode the binary message after the Pokemon fail, you get: "fear missingno".

I got all the medals besides the obscure medal on my own. The message was right, I really did want it

How to get binary code medal:

When boxes start popping up, close the first three before others pop up. You don't have to click them four times or all of them or whatever, just the first three.

Playthrough 4 Stealing the Diamond

First u sneak by. Second u use the anigavity band. Forth u use the hammer to brake the cage that the Diamond is in. Fifth use he wooden plan. Sixth use the Diamond to drop it on the guards head. Yay u win! It wrks 4 me

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