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Pirates of the Stupid Seas

This be the tale of Captain James T. Stinkbeard, and as a pirate, plundering of booty is what he does. Pirates of the Stupid Seas is a simple projectile physics game, but it's enhanced by some gorgeous visual and a decidedly surreal sense of humor. Put some shiver-repellant on yer timbers and check it out.

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Level 24... The treasure is frikkin impossible to get.

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LeonardBanks Author Profile Page March 23, 2012 12:42 PM

Aim high and let the balls bounce around the ship deck. Sooner or later you will get it.

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This game is not only beautiful, it's addicitive, great fun and funny to boot. Why are pirates of the stupid seas such good fun? Because they 'Arrrrrr'! :-)

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I can't emphasize this enough: Keyboard shortcuts!! And I don't need to see the dialog every single time I start the same level.

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@Cornelius

I will agree with you on the dialogue every time .. it did drive me nuts also :)

That said the whole thing was a lot easier when I realised

clicking to target again would stop the whole scene playing out with all the hits, and instead went right back to my ship - sailed through it after that

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I think the best and worst part was the difficulty of the game. Unlockables were odd too, but I guess that was the point to be pointless. Other than that, 5/5 game. Really nicely done.

@Cornelius, indeed

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robotpeach Author Profile Page March 26, 2012 11:48 AM

Level 22 is killing me, I'm dead in the water every time. Is there some trick to killing off the harpies and cannons at once?

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I beat the game, collecting all the treasures. None of them gave me much trouble (besides the last one, stupid hidey guy...). It wasn't until the end when I realized that the bonus treasures you get from collecting the rest of them in a region affect the hangout.

I was underwhelmed by them at first. The robotic fish was pointless, and the slot machine was a money sink. However, the final one perked my interest, seeing how it's the original video game reward:

boobs.

Yes, that's right. If you complete the game fully, you get a swimsuit calender of all the female characters in the game. I'm kind of shocked how much skin they showed on the mermaid. That's not a shell bra, those are pasties!

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@jelote

you are a deviant! :)

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