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Office

Quick! You're trapped in an office with a violent little girl, a giant wall-mounted face, a despondent-looking mechanical spider dude and something weird in a box. What do you do? Well, if you ever want to find your way out of Detarou's latest surreal and silly escape game you'll need to think outside the box and pay attention to your surroundings... or YOU might be the next one to be planted in the floor!

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Office Walkthrough

Click the computer, note the green 5.

Open the middle desk drawer, take the tube of wasabi paste.

Click on the carboard box, then again, note the guy in the Toad costume with the red 4 on his chest.

Click the window, Note the guy with the blue 6 helmet. Not sure why he scratches his nose.

Click left twice, then the pad next to the door.

Enter 4-6-4-5.

Back up and open the door.

Open the middle locker. Click the old guy, then take the flash drive under his wig. Back up.

Open the 2nd locker from the right. take the HAZMAT suit. Back up.

Open the rightmost locker. Release the robot waiter. Watch him bang into the wall. Not sure why. Back out of the room.

Go right. Click the computer, then use the flash drive on the USB port. See the statue guy sitting on the chair, taking a smoke break.

Go back into the room. Take the note from the chair. Back out.

Turn left. Click the onion growing out of the ground. Click it again, and watch the little girl wail on him with a ping pong paddle. Not sure why.

Enter the door. Click on the Robot spider man. Enter the code from the paper:

Left to right, 10 (up/left), 30 (down), 15 (right).

Get the panda flash drive and the sushi. Back out.

Go right and enter the room. Turn left. Use the wasabi paste on the sushi and feed it to the statue. Take the key. Back out.

Turn left twice. Use the key on the door and slam it into the giant face. Note the farting swimmer.

Use the HAZMAT suit on the swimmer. He will pass out from his own fart. Classic.

Enter the door, then the door on the right. Take the key from that pink thing that I'm guessing was a toilet bowl cleaner. No idea what the brown thing is, since you can't see it in the other view. Also, open the toilet and try and figure out what's going on here. Back out twice.

Go left twice and click the desk. Use the key on the locked drawer. Take the screwdriver. Back out twice.

ENDING 1

Use the panda flash drive on the computer. Some crazy japanese code will fill the screen. Evil Panda, dressed as something that I can't figure out. will click a detonator that blows up Toad's box. Apparently Toad was a suicide bomber, or maybe a kamikaze, since it's a Japanese game. He's celebrating with Evil Panda at the end. Not sure what the sign says.

ENDING 2

Go left and enter the room. Use the screwdriver on the panel above the chair. Go forward to the button and click it. Fly into orbit apparently. The music tells you it's bad, and the spinning penis man scrolling by tells you it's Detarou.

ENDING 3 (the "good" one)

Go left and click on the pad by the door. Use the screwdriver to remove it and take the key. Back up and go left twice. Enter the door and click on the pad by the far door. Put the panda flash drive and the key into the slots. Enter the door. Bask in your full size spinning penis man. Congrats.

Office Walkthrough

  1. You'll start out facing a computer. Zoom in on it and note the Post-it with the green number 5.

  2. Back away and check out the three drawers on the compter desk. One is empty, one is locked, and one contains a tube of Wasabi. Nab it; you'll need it later.

  3. Check out the cardboard box to the right. If you click it, a weird mushroom-thing with a red number 4 on his shirt will pop out. Uh-huh.

  4. Now without backing away, look through the window to the left of the box. You'll see a guy whose face is framed by a blue number 6.

  5. Back away then turn left until you're facing a gray door one view left of the starting view. Zoom in on the panel next to it.

  6. It needs a four-digit code, and the numbers are colored red, blue, and green. So try applying those colored numbers you've seen so far. If you input the code 4645 and click the bar at the bottom, you'll hear something click open.

  7. Back away and enter the door, then look left. The guy isn't fooling anyone with his locker camouflage, but you can't do anything with him yet. Look in the lockers if you want, then turn right.

  8. Check out the lockers on the right; they've got some good stuff. What you're really interested in are a hazard suit in the fourth locker and a USB stick under a guy's toupee in the third locker.

  9. Go to the computer you started off facing and use the USB stick in one of its USB ports to watch the guy disguised as a locker taking a smoke break.

  10. Go back into the room with the lockers. Hm, the guy left something on the chair when he was smoking. Take it; it's a memo with a clock on it.

  11. Return to the first room and look for the wooden door (it's approximately behind you when you're looking at the computer). You'll see a green sprout in the ground; if you click it, an old man will pop out of the ground, and an energetic girl will begin whacking him. Only in Detarou's games.

  12. Go through the wooden door and you'll see a... thing. Zoom in on the panel in the center. "Yoshikazu-Z", eh? We saw that name on the paper. Try setting the three dials to represent the hour, minute, and second hands, respectively: upper-left, bottom, right. When you've got it right, you'll be able to pick up a second USB stick and a piece of sushi from a tray below.

  13. If you use the second USB stick on the computer, you'll get Bad Ending #1 where our old panda friend blows up the office! So don't do that.

  14. Use the wasabi on the sushi, then go feed it to the locker-disguised guy in the locker room for a key. I'm not sure how that works either.

  15. The key goes to the other locked door, to the right of the computer and the box in the main room. It's got a giant face next to it; you can't miss it. Unlock and open.

  16. I don't think that farting guy in the swimsuit will let us pass. Dress him in the hazmat suit and he'll succumb to his own gasses. Then proceed.

  17. The door straight ahead is locked, so go through the door on the right to enter a bathroom. Get the key from the toilet brush box. As for what's in the toilet... I just write the walkthroughs, I don't understand the games.

  18. The key goes to the locked drawer in the computer desk, which contains a screwdriver.

  19. You could use the screwdriver to undo the panel above the chair in the locker room, then proceed through the vent and press the button, but that will lead to Bad Ending #2 where you're catapulted high into the air, so unless you brought your parachute you don't want to do that!

  20. What else has screws? How about that panel where you entered the colored numbers? If you unscrew that you'll find a key underneath it. Use it and the second USB stick on the panel next to the door down the hallway next to the bathroom, and you're home free!

23 Comments

Time for another acid trip!

Well...I found three different endings, but I'll be darned if I know what any of them mean!

I'm out!
Two bad endings and one good one. Did anyone else find any more?

I've found three endings as well

Using the White USB stick in the computer explodes the room

Using the screwdriver on the vent leads to a button and a whirling phallic object

Using the screwdriver on the numberpad gives you a key that you can use with the white USB stick to get the whirling phallic object again.

Office Walkthrough

Click the computer, note the green 5.

Open the middle desk drawer, take the tube of wasabi paste.

Click on the carboard box, then again, note the guy in the Toad costume with the red 4 on his chest.

Click the window, Note the guy with the blue 6 helmet. Not sure why he scratches his nose.

Click left twice, then the pad next to the door.

Enter 4-6-4-5.

Back up and open the door.

Open the middle locker. Click the old guy, then take the flash drive under his wig. Back up.

Open the 2nd locker from the right. take the HAZMAT suit. Back up.

Open the rightmost locker. Release the robot waiter. Watch him bang into the wall. Not sure why. Back out of the room.

Go right. Click the computer, then use the flash drive on the USB port. See the statue guy sitting on the chair, taking a smoke break.

Go back into the room. Take the note from the chair. Back out.

Turn left. Click the onion growing out of the ground. Click it again, and watch the little girl wail on him with a ping pong paddle. Not sure why.

Enter the door. Click on the Robot spider man. Enter the code from the paper:

Left to right, 10 (up/left), 30 (down), 15 (right).

Get the panda flash drive and the sushi. Back out.

Go right and enter the room. Turn left. Use the wasabi paste on the sushi and feed it to the statue. Take the key. Back out.

Turn left twice. Use the key on the door and slam it into the giant face. Note the farting swimmer.

Use the HAZMAT suit on the swimmer. He will pass out from his own fart. Classic.

Enter the door, then the door on the right. Take the key from that pink thing that I'm guessing was a toilet bowl cleaner. No idea what the brown thing is, since you can't see it in the other view. Also, open the toilet and try and figure out what's going on here. Back out twice.

Go left twice and click the desk. Use the key on the locked drawer. Take the screwdriver. Back out twice.

ENDING 1

Use the panda flash drive on the computer. Some crazy japanese code will fill the screen. Evil Panda, dressed as something that I can't figure out. will click a detonator that blows up Toad's box. Apparently Toad was a suicide bomber, or maybe a kamikaze, since it's a Japanese game. He's celebrating with Evil Panda at the end. Not sure what the sign says.

ENDING 2

Go left and enter the room. Use the screwdriver on the panel above the chair. Go forward to the button and click it. Fly into orbit apparently. The music tells you it's bad, and the spinning penis man scrolling by tells you it's Detarou.

ENDING 3 (the "good" one)

Go left and click on the pad by the door. Use the screwdriver to remove it and take the key. Back up and go left twice. Enter the door and click on the pad by the far door. Put the panda flash drive and the key into the slots. Enter the door. Bask in your full size spinning penis man. Congrats.

Office Walkthrough

  1. You'll start out facing a computer. Zoom in on it and note the Post-it with the green number 5.

  2. Back away and check out the three drawers on the compter desk. One is empty, one is locked, and one contains a tube of Wasabi. Nab it; you'll need it later.

  3. Check out the cardboard box to the right. If you click it, a weird mushroom-thing with a red number 4 on his shirt will pop out. Uh-huh.

  4. Now without backing away, look through the window to the left of the box. You'll see a guy whose face is framed by a blue number 6.

  5. Back away then turn left until you're facing a gray door one view left of the starting view. Zoom in on the panel next to it.

  6. It needs a four-digit code, and the numbers are colored red, blue, and green. So try applying those colored numbers you've seen so far. If you input the code 4645 and click the bar at the bottom, you'll hear something click open.

  7. Back away and enter the door, then look left. The guy isn't fooling anyone with his locker camouflage, but you can't do anything with him yet. Look in the lockers if you want, then turn right.

  8. Check out the lockers on the right; they've got some good stuff. What you're really interested in are a hazard suit in the fourth locker and a USB stick under a guy's toupee in the third locker.

  9. Go to the computer you started off facing and use the USB stick in one of its USB ports to watch the guy disguised as a locker taking a smoke break.

  10. Go back into the room with the lockers. Hm, the guy left something on the chair when he was smoking. Take it; it's a memo with a clock on it.

  11. Return to the first room and look for the wooden door (it's approximately behind you when you're looking at the computer). You'll see a green sprout in the ground; if you click it, an old man will pop out of the ground, and an energetic girl will begin whacking him. Only in Detarou's games.

  12. Go through the wooden door and you'll see a... thing. Zoom in on the panel in the center. "Yoshikazu-Z", eh? We saw that name on the paper. Try setting the three dials to represent the hour, minute, and second hands, respectively: upper-left, bottom, right. When you've got it right, you'll be able to pick up a second USB stick and a piece of sushi from a tray below.

  13. If you use the second USB stick on the computer, you'll get Bad Ending #1 where our old panda friend blows up the office! So don't do that.

  14. Use the wasabi on the sushi, then go feed it to the locker-disguised guy in the locker room for a key. I'm not sure how that works either.

  15. The key goes to the other locked door, to the right of the computer and the box in the main room. It's got a giant face next to it; you can't miss it. Unlock and open.

  16. I don't think that farting guy in the swimsuit will let us pass. Dress him in the hazmat suit and he'll succumb to his own gasses. Then proceed.

  17. The door straight ahead is locked, so go through the door on the right to enter a bathroom. Get the key from the toilet brush box. As for what's in the toilet... I just write the walkthroughs, I don't understand the games.

  18. The key goes to the locked drawer in the computer desk, which contains a screwdriver.

  19. You could use the screwdriver to undo the panel above the chair in the locker room, then proceed through the vent and press the button, but that will lead to Bad Ending #2 where you're catapulted high into the air, so unless you brought your parachute you don't want to do that!

  20. What else has screws? How about that panel where you entered the colored numbers? If you unscrew that you'll find a key underneath it. Use it and the second USB stick on the panel next to the door down the hallway next to the bathroom, and you're home free!

There are four endings apparently. I have found all the three already mentioned here. Anyone found the fourth?

There aren't actually four endings, just three this time. A copy-and-paste directly from a Google-translated version of this game as it's hosted on Detarou's website:
*Please note that this game can be heard. When you use an item to select items from the items below. Click on the item when you double-click the item view. There are three END.

I think the thing

spinning around at the end is actually a (flexible) Kokeshi doll... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kokeshi

@SonicLover - Ah, good to know. May want to change this then:

"You can even save your game this time, and since there are four endings to discover (some better than others) you just might want to take advantage of that."

Gotta love a game that has a flatulent guy in a Speedo...

Dora says there's 4 endings, but most of us only found 3. Dora?

Looks like Dora corrected herself on that, so that issue should be settled.

On a side note:

STUPID BLEEPITY-BLEEP-BLANK-BLANKITY-BLEEPING PANDA!!!

[That was my doing. Dora left the office early today, and I wanted to calm the uprising happening in the comments until she gets back to comment herself about it. :) -Jay]

An Onyx Mouse:

You'd think we'd have learned by now not to trust that freakin' panda.

I actually (think) I get the joke on one of the endings!

On the white memory stick ending, a bluish panda bear with blond hair pushes a button and blows up the cardboard box (with "#4" inside - poor #4). That panda is (almost definitely) dressed as the blue-skinned, blond-haired villain Desslok from the Star Blazers/Space Battleship Yamato anime.

I can't seem to open the locker on the leftmost once you input the code. I can open all the other ones, just not that one. Anyone know what's up with that?

Does anybody know who the panda was supposed to be dressed as? He was in a full out costume this time. I thought it was a Star Wars thing for a second.

Gotta love how the large face flinches when the door opens. :)

weird how i felt no sense of accomplishment in finishing that game... more like embarrassment for being able to figure this acid trip out with no help

Undoubtedly the weirdest thing I've seen all day. And I have a web browser.

Whoa, good eye Hewitt!

I'm a bit ambiguous about these games. I do like its humour and style, but somehow they seem to try too hard at being absurd. And I really don't see the point in things a memory stick that makes everything blow up and you have to restart the game. Or am I supposed to laugh my head off and do it again?

Does anybody have any idea what

the little girl hitting the old man is supposed to mean?

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