Human Chop

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Life can pulverize you. But in Human Chop, a physics puzzler by Methamphetabear, it is you who gets to be the pulverizer! A cut-the-rope style game elevated by its hilariously bleak sense of humor.

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Walkthrough, anybody? I'm gonna put one together.
Human Chop Walktrhough

  1. Your Job

  2. Cut the line holding up the named brick.

  3. Fear

  4. This one is about timing. Cut the line just as the man is about to be under the brick.

  5. Time

  6. See 2: Fear. The answer is exactly the same.

  7. Fake Friends

  8. Click the removing block. After both are in the pit, drop the brick.

  9. Stereotypes

  10. Click the rightmost block. Cut the ball free.

  11. Hatred

  12. Cut both bricks free at the same time.

  13. Rivalry

  14. Cut the small brick free. When the leftmost man is about to run into the disappearing block, remove it. Then, remove the other block. Cut the brick free when both are under it.

  15. Ignorance

  16. Remove the striped block. When the brick is at the peak of it's swing, cut it free.

  17. Idols

  18. Cut the un-named brick. Cut the bricks at just the right time so that one headphones person is crushed under the left one, and one headphones and one regular person are crushed under the right.

  19. Blame

  20. Remove the striped block that holds up the small ball. Remove the striped block that holds up the right side of the rectangle. Cut the big ball loose.

  21. Society

  22. Cut the rightmost brick free when all people are to the left of it. Do the same with the middle, and then to the right one. Cut the big brick free when everyone is huddled together at the left.

  23. Accidents

  24. Cut the rightmost string. Remove the leftmost stripe block. Wait.

  25. Still, Small Voice

  26. Right after the running character hits the removable stripe block, remove said block. Then, remove the two blocks that are stopping the wheels at the top from turning. If done right, both people will end up trapped on the right. Release the brick.

  27. Hierarchy

  28. Remove the block that prevents the running man from falling. Remove the one on the next row. When all three headphone people are awakened and the running man is about to fall off into the pit, release the leftmost block. It will scare all four characters back right. Remove the block on which they stand. When all four are under the brick, release it.

These are all the ones I'm going to do for now. If someone wants to finish my work, go ahead.

Human Chop Walkthrough Part 2

  1. Lie

  2. The dude with the glasses knows what's up and will move when the striped block is removed so cut the string first then let the block fall on the striped block then remove it.

  3. Hypocrisy

  4. Cut the string then just as the block's about to hit the striped block, remove it. Timing's the key.

  5. Fatalism

  6. Remove the topmost striped block, let the block hit the next striped one, then do the same thing with the rest.

  7. Envy

  8. There are six removable blocks. Take out the 1st, 3rd, 4th, and 6th blocks (L-R). Then remove the 2nd and 5th last.

  9. Expectation

  10. There are three separate blocks you can kill the dudes with. Remove the long striped block then watch where the dudes go. If the dude moves to the left of the killing block, take out the right wedge, and vice versa. I had to replay it a couple of times cause it's not always accurate.

  11. Instincts

  12. This one's tricky. Remove all the blocks EXCEPT for the ones above the dudes and under the killing block. The dudes move away from the striped block you take out so you have to maneuver all of them in such a way that they all end up under the killing block. Naturally, the last blocks you remove are the ones under the killing block. Makes sense?

  13. I am

  14. You got this. ;)

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This game reminds me of political cartoons.

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Why does a bear appear when you click Credits?

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Berk -
It's because the developer is Methamphetabear.

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This is surprisingly one of the most inspirational games i have played nothing like crushing those oppressions!

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thegreenrobby Author Profile Page August 17, 2013 12:17 PM

Walkthrough, anybody? I'm gonna put one together.
Human Chop Walktrhough

  1. Your Job

  2. Cut the line holding up the named brick.

  3. Fear

  4. This one is about timing. Cut the line just as the man is about to be under the brick.

  5. Time

  6. See 2: Fear. The answer is exactly the same.

  7. Fake Friends

  8. Click the removing block. After both are in the pit, drop the brick.

  9. Stereotypes

  10. Click the rightmost block. Cut the ball free.

  11. Hatred

  12. Cut both bricks free at the same time.

  13. Rivalry

  14. Cut the small brick free. When the leftmost man is about to run into the disappearing block, remove it. Then, remove the other block. Cut the brick free when both are under it.

  15. Ignorance

  16. Remove the striped block. When the brick is at the peak of it's swing, cut it free.

  17. Idols

  18. Cut the un-named brick. Cut the bricks at just the right time so that one headphones person is crushed under the left one, and one headphones and one regular person are crushed under the right.

  19. Blame

  20. Remove the striped block that holds up the small ball. Remove the striped block that holds up the right side of the rectangle. Cut the big ball loose.

  21. Society

  22. Cut the rightmost brick free when all people are to the left of it. Do the same with the middle, and then to the right one. Cut the big brick free when everyone is huddled together at the left.

  23. Accidents

  24. Cut the rightmost string. Remove the leftmost stripe block. Wait.

  25. Still, Small Voice

  26. Right after the running character hits the removable stripe block, remove said block. Then, remove the two blocks that are stopping the wheels at the top from turning. If done right, both people will end up trapped on the right. Release the brick.

  27. Hierarchy

  28. Remove the block that prevents the running man from falling. Remove the one on the next row. When all three headphone people are awakened and the running man is about to fall off into the pit, release the leftmost block. It will scare all four characters back right. Remove the block on which they stand. When all four are under the brick, release it.

These are all the ones I'm going to do for now. If someone wants to finish my work, go ahead.

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Human Chop Walkthrough Part 2

  1. Lie

  2. The dude with the glasses knows what's up and will move when the striped block is removed so cut the string first then let the block fall on the striped block then remove it.

  3. Hypocrisy

  4. Cut the string then just as the block's about to hit the striped block, remove it. Timing's the key.

  5. Fatalism

  6. Remove the topmost striped block, let the block hit the next striped one, then do the same thing with the rest.

  7. Envy

  8. There are six removable blocks. Take out the 1st, 3rd, 4th, and 6th blocks (L-R). Then remove the 2nd and 5th last.

  9. Expectation

  10. There are three separate blocks you can kill the dudes with. Remove the long striped block then watch where the dudes go. If the dude moves to the left of the killing block, take out the right wedge, and vice versa. I had to replay it a couple of times cause it's not always accurate.

  11. Instincts

  12. This one's tricky. Remove all the blocks EXCEPT for the ones above the dudes and under the killing block. The dudes move away from the striped block you take out so you have to maneuver all of them in such a way that they all end up under the killing block. Naturally, the last blocks you remove are the ones under the killing block. Makes sense?

  13. I am

  14. You got this. ;)

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I feel dumb. :-(

I click the arrow about play in the initial screen and go to a new one with some kind of hamburger.

And that's it. I can't find a way of doing anything else or starting to play the game.

April is gone, so I must be missing something.

Can anybody help?

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DON'T FEEL DUMB, Manu
The same thing happened to me, too...
THE FIRST THREE TIMES!
I WIN!!!!! LOL
(Actually, each of my plays was a week apart, with about 400-500 other games in between. ha)...but STILL the opening screens ARE misleading.
OK
After you click on the RED ARROW to begin PLAY, you INSTEAD go to the strange Burger "Meat Chop" screen you describe. At the bottom of the screen is a (VERY misleading!) gray strip that says "Bored dot com". One would THINK that you would go to Bored dot com if you clicked on the WHITE ARROW over to the right, but you WILL in fact trigger HUMAN CHOP! to begin. :)
OH! And doesn't this have like the BEST audio track for such a simple game? It keeps ME amped throughout the entire game and it never gets old...
I don't consider the following a spoiler, as Tricky already mentions this in his synopsis, but the only negative thing I have to say about this game is that it ended WAY too soon. I actually got quite upset the first time it ended and I realized after ONLY 21 levels, that the journey was over...
"THAT WAS IT?!?
MORE LEVELS!!!!!!!!!! MORE LEVELS!!!!!!!!!!! MORE LEVELS!!!!!!!!!!!

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