Link Dump Friday
AGE TEST! Skinnamarink-a-dinky-dink, skinnamarnik-y-doo, this Link Dump's for yooooooou... skinnamarink-a-dinky-dink, skinnamarink-y-doo, and these games tooooo... play as a kitty cat or go underneath the sea, chop through a retro forest but don't die from a zombie! Skinnamarink-a-dinky-dink, skinnamarink-y-do, this Link Dump's for yooooooou (I really mean it) this Link Dump's for yooooooou (because I wrote it) thiiiiiiiiiis Link Duuuuuump's foooooor yooooooou!
- Lumber John - This arcade-y platform game is one I'd call retro, with a hand on your arm and a meaningful lift of my brows until you told me to "stop being weird". From its pixellated flannel to its classic hop and chop gameplay everything about this little game screams old school. Simply collect all the notes to open the door in each level. Nobody correct me if this isn't 100% what lumberjacks do. Leave me my adorable illusions.
- Deep Sea Hunter 2 - Basically, it's The Life Aquatic, but with more wholesale slaughter of hostile sea life. Following coordinates around a map in this action game, you'll pilot your little submersible underwater to discover treasure and blow up enemies and bosses with missiles and upgrades. Presumably there is a hidden level where the Sea Shepherds come after you for your crimes, but can't stop bickering enough to actually do anything about it.
- RoadZ - You emerge from a bar in Louissi's action-packed strategy game to discover people have gone over all bitey, and you've got red on you. That's right, zombies are to blame, and it's just enough time to pick up Mum before we head off to the pub for a pint and wait for all of this to blow over. Scavenge for supplies, hide in buildings, keep your crew alive, and SOMEONE MAKE ME A SHAUN OF THE DEAD GAME.
- Catlateral Damage - Chris Chung knows you harbour secret destructive impulses, and now there's a way for you to act out as that most villainous of creatures... the cat. Specifically, the cat left alone for (literally!) two minutes in a room full of expensive things, just waiting to be knocked over. So get to it! It's cute, simple, and perfect for the fiendish feline in all of us. Ah, the cat. Nature's little jerkface.