What do you do with a Brawlin' Sailor? What do you do with a Brawlin' Sailor? What do you do in a Brawlin' Sailor? Well, considering that it's Major Bueno's latest action game, you should play it! After a buff seadog finds a note from a captured damsel stuck in the lighthouse of a secret island, he'll be brawling his way to save her, no matter how many mooks need pummeling.
Move and jump with the [arrow] keys and attack with [A], battling your way through sailors, barrels, bosses, werewolves, and more, up to the top of the lighthouse. But watch out once you get there, because the real adventure hasn't even started! Major Bueno has become one of the most intriguing browser game experimenters this side of Gregory Weir, with each one of their games-a-month proving as consistently entertaining as they are unique. Brawlin' Sailor's sketchy style and expressive animation calls to mind an interactive cartoon, and it's short run-time makes it an easy choice for a game-break... no matter how er-ly in the morning it is?